I love cycling and tend to ride a lot BUT I hate people who are non professionals and wear full on cycling gear like they are Lance Arsmstrong in the Pyrenees...I really hate when I think I am busting my ass on the bike and they 'breeze' right by me.
Anyway on to the confession: I have become so sore (u can guess where) that I am bowing to pressure and buying cycling shorts. I did not want to go into a store to purchase the offending garments so I started to order them online thinking a nice black pair would still preserve my dignity and modesty. Just as I was about to confirm my purchase the nagging feeling in the back of my head became a LOUD scream, at the last minute I realized that the shorts that I had been staring at for 10 minutes and considering purchasing were women's shorts! I knew something was weird with how they looked I just could not put my finger on it...in fairness to me though the shorts were incorrectly placed in the Men's department.
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4 comments:
lol, now that's funny.
Hoping this is not some latent leanings coming to fore........
Aaron, if you can't tell that what you are buying is for a man or a woman, YOU SHOULD NOT BE WEARING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. C'mon man, female garments being mistaken for male garments?!? Nuff said.
Hahah to all 4 of you. Let me clear something up here: It was an online purchase and it was listed under men's clothing, If I had had it infront of me there would have been no confusion for even a second. Plus I corrected the mistake in time and that is all that matters (at least that is what I tell myself)
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