In class blogging continued...

A notice was given that one of our class mates had gone to Utah
Sandscraper (2:49:56 PM): utah? why would you be in utah?
Delmonico (2:49:58 PM): of course he is in utah
Delmonico (2:50:07 PM): HE IS SUPERMORMON
Sandscraper (2:50:11 PM): oh
notquitepc (2:50:19 PM): oh man
Delmonico (2:50:26 PM): he out on a mission to stop fun wherever it rears its ugly head
notquitepc (2:50:29 PM): This is a southpark eipsode waiting to happen
Sandscraper (2:50:40 PM): dude... utah is a southpark episode
notquitepc (2:51:16 PM): I am still recovering from how calmly she said these words "X is in Utah but BEFORE he left he CAME to see me re this case"
notquitepc (2:51:45 PM): how do u say that with a straight face
Sandscraper (2:51:48 PM): man, everybody knows that mormons can't do that
Sandscraper (2:51:57 PM): not until they're married
Delmonico (2:51:58 PM): how do you even care about anything in this class that much
Delmonico (2:52:02 PM): that is what is amazing to me
notquitepc (2:52:08 PM): yeh u went the other way Sandscraper
notquitepc (2:52:13 PM): I am shocked he spoke to her
notquitepc (2:52:18 PM): this means he had to read in advance
notquitepc (2:52:22 PM): to know what was coming up
Sandscraper (2:52:24 PM): what other way is there to go with that?
Sandscraper (2:52:39 PM): i know that... i can't spin things in this room now?
notquitepc (2:52:58 PM): You have smoked yourself retarded
Sandscraper (2:53:16 PM): i'll beat yourself retarded soon
notquitepc (2:53:22 PM): HUH
notquitepc (2:53:28 PM): 'yourself'
notquitepc (2:53:29 PM): ???
Delmonico (2:53:29 PM): fight fight fight
notquitepc (2:53:33 PM): sure u want to go there?
Sandscraper (2:53:35 PM): i know i know, bad grammar
notquitepc (2:53:38 PM): U r going to jack me off?
Delmonico (2:53:47 PM): i am going to move down a seat
Sandscraper (2:53:48 PM): ok, i'm ignoring this room for a while
notquitepc (2:54:01 PM): tell me the dean is not looking
Delmonico (2:54:02 PM): i just threw up a little in my mouth
notquitepc (2:54:06 PM): I have tears in my eyes
Delmonico (2:54:13 PM): i think he is readin a book
Sandscraper (2:54:50 PM): he's looking at naked pics of hottieprof wondering whether she's truly worth keeping around
notquitepc (2:55:15 PM): Oh man
notquitepc (2:55:19 PM): he is biting his finger
Delmonico (2:55:25 PM): grrr
notquitepc (2:55:31 PM): what no BSB slides?
Sandscraper (2:55:34 PM): i wonder what's in his coffee
notquitepc (2:55:45 PM): her titties milk?
Delmonico (2:55:51 PM): irish whiskey
notquitepc (2:56:03 PM): same thing
Delmonico (2:56:05 PM): i stand corrected
Delmonico (2:56:31 PM): who has an accident at work?
Delmonico (2:56:37 PM): you mena like crapping your pants?
Delmonico (2:56:41 PM): probably some depends
Sandscraper (2:56:44 PM): OSHA!
Sandscraper (2:56:45 PM): ah!
Sandscraper (2:56:51 PM): is she going to call on us soon ?
Delmonico (2:56:56 PM): i dunno
notquitepc (2:57:00 PM): she should
Delmonico (2:57:02 PM): apparently not till next week
notquitepc (2:57:07 PM): I see hilarity ensuing from that
notquitepc (2:57:14 PM): Shall I raise my hand to ask
Delmonico (2:57:28 PM): shall i punchisize your face
Sandscraper (2:57:30 PM): what? what's the worst thing that could happen with Delmonico and i giving a presentation
Delmonico (2:57:33 PM): for free
notquitepc (2:57:57 PM): I love how kids pretend to be smart in here
notquitepc (2:58:02 PM): and I dare u guys
notquitepc (2:58:06 PM): I double dog dare u
Sandscraper (2:58:07 PM): i haven't pretended to do that in years
notquitepc (2:58:09 PM): to attack
Sandscraper (2:58:17 PM): i'm comfortable with my stupidity
notquitepc (2:58:25 PM): sadly no one else is
Delmonico (2:58:28 PM): ignorance is bliss
Delmonico (2:59:01 PM): do you think hottieprof is going to the mall after this?
Delmonico (2:59:10 PM): or to a hotel room with the dean
Sandscraper (2:59:14 PM): i totally see here with big bags of stuff
notquitepc (2:59:15 PM): ask her stalker…Sandscraper what do u think?
Sandscraper (2:59:33 PM): well, she generally goes to robinson's may on thursdays
notquitepc (3:00:03 PM): creepy bastard I knew it
notquitepc (3:00:14 PM): what section
notquitepc (3:00:18 PM): does she try on clothes
notquitepc (3:00:21 PM): do U watch
Delmonico (3:00:38 PM): what kind of panties she rocking?
Delmonico (3:00:46 PM): just regular white cotton panties
Delmonico (3:00:51 PM): or maybe a thong
Sandscraper (3:00:53 PM): really, i've seen her in lace
notquitepc (3:00:55 PM): I bet they can double as parachutes
Delmonico (3:00:58 PM): or maybe something new i dont even know about
Sandscraper (3:00:59 PM): pink lace to match her purse
notquitepc (3:01:14 PM): military grade
notquitepc (3:01:21 PM): kevlar
notquitepc (3:01:40 PM): Is JT taking notes?
Sandscraper (3:01:42 PM): i'm pretty sure the lace can be easily taken apart and used to strangle people
Sandscraper (3:01:45 PM): i can't tell
Sandscraper (3:02:02 PM): her lace is made out of spider web
Delmonico (3:02:06 PM): i still think someone should go up there and hug her after class
Delmonico (3:02:11 PM): especially with the dean here
notquitepc (3:02:13 PM): ass slap
notquitepc (3:02:17 PM): money will be paid
Delmonico (3:02:20 PM): just hug her and smell her hair
notquitepc (3:02:21 PM): GUARANTEED
Sandscraper (3:02:24 PM): you know my price, already
notquitepc (3:02:33 PM): Your momma is cheaper
notquitepc (3:02:39 PM): sorry
notquitepc (3:02:43 PM): couldn’t resist
Sandscraper (3:02:45 PM): i hope my momma is less that $100K
Delmonico (3:03:05 PM): another good move would be to act like you are blind, grab her rack and say its how blind people shake hands
notquitepc (3:03:05 PM): did u really just list the value of yo momma
notquitepc (3:03:10 PM): and undervalue her?
notquitepc (3:03:15 PM): hahahah
notquitepc (3:03:17 PM): I touch to see
notquitepc (3:03:30 PM): "And I see you want me"
Sandscraper (3:03:35 PM): i don't like touching with my hands though
notquitepc (3:03:42 PM): uhmmmm
Delmonico (3:03:48 PM): you like feet?
Delmonico (3:03:50 PM): weird
notquitepc (3:03:51 PM): this better lead to a dick joke
notquitepc (3:03:54 PM): or you are dead to us
Sandscraper (3:04:05 PM): it leads to nothing
Sandscraper (3:04:13 PM): dean looked this way for a few seconds
notquitepc (3:04:24 PM): you don’t like to touch with hands
notquitepc (3:04:28 PM): and it leads to nothing
notquitepc (3:04:30 PM): WHAT A SHOCKER
Sandscraper (3:04:43 PM): yeah, i know
Sandscraper (3:04:46 PM): very saddening
Sandscraper (3:04:55 PM): poor me, never getting anything... sigh
notquitepc (3:05:06 PM): lets have a revelation moment
notquitepc (3:05:10 PM): shall we
Sandscraper (3:05:28 PM): what shall be revealed, O oracle of class?
notquitepc (3:05:33 PM): how is it I can sit in a class
notquitepc (3:05:39 PM): and hear the word texas
notquitepc (3:05:44 PM): and not hear a damn thing around it
Sandscraper (3:05:55 PM): you might have heard tecas, you know
Delmonico (3:05:57 PM): and you arent even from texas
notquitepc (3:06:04 PM): I am from TEXAS
notquitepc (3:06:09 PM): just not born there
notquitepc (3:06:14 PM): or residing there currently
Sandscraper (3:06:16 PM): no, you're from texass
Delmonico (3:06:17 PM): that’s not something to proud of man
notquitepc (3:06:18 PM): or owning property there
notquitepc (3:06:28 PM): Hey no income tax
Delmonico (3:06:37 PM): i dont have income tax either
notquitepc (3:06:44 PM): yeh
Sandscraper (3:06:45 PM): you don't have an income, i take it
Delmonico (3:06:50 PM): that too
notquitepc (3:06:51 PM): but no one wants to go to seattle
Delmonico (3:06:57 PM): but no icome tax in washington
Delmonico (3:07:08 PM): i am cool with that
Sandscraper (3:07:11 PM): all of those starbucks
Sandscraper (3:07:16 PM): must have something to do with it
notquitepc (3:07:21 PM): I hate starbucks
Delmonico (3:07:31 PM): so do i
Delmonico (3:07:38 PM): seattles best is way better
notquitepc (3:07:42 PM): you think if I tapped her
notquitepc (3:07:44 PM): I could say
notquitepc (3:07:49 PM): I want to BFOQ you
notquitepc (3:07:55 PM): and she would respond with OHSA
notquitepc (3:08:00 PM): OHSHA
notquitepc (3:08:05 PM): OH
OH
OHSA
Sandscraper (3:08:18 PM): you mean "OH SA" right?
notquitepc (3:08:26 PM): look at the slide
notquitepc (3:08:30 PM): that is creepy
Sandscraper (3:08:38 PM): he has one long shlong
Delmonico (3:08:43 PM): you are a sick man
notquitepc (3:08:47 PM): you need to MOVE
Sandscraper (3:08:54 PM): hahaha
Sandscraper (3:09:20 PM): Jesus looked at me and burned
Delmonico (3:09:21 PM): dude that guy is so hung when he whacks it he has to wear a helmet for safety
notquitepc (3:09:45 PM): well look at the pussy he has to enter
notquitepc (3:09:51 PM): that thing is huge
Sandscraper (3:09:56 PM): GAPING
Delmonico (3:09:57 PM): he climbed on in
Delmonico (3:10:05 PM): i hope he has got a flashlight or something
Delmonico (3:10:08 PM): he could get lost
notquitepc (3:10:08 PM): its profs
Delmonico (3:10:18 PM): well that was clearly coming
notquitepc (3:10:24 PM): no doubt
Sandscraper (3:10:30 PM): ok, man, that's just being disrespectful
Sandscraper (3:10:32 PM): i'm ashamed
Sandscraper (3:10:39 PM): both of you!
Sandscraper (3:10:44 PM): shameful!!!
notquitepc (3:10:46 PM): you saw a slide
notquitepc (3:10:52 PM): and thought it was a man's dong
notquitepc (3:10:56 PM): you can never censor us
notquitepc (3:11:10 PM): you then threatened to jack me off
notquitepc (3:11:15 PM): till I went retarded
Sandscraper (3:11:22 PM): SHUDDUP
notquitepc (3:11:23 PM): you know how much work you are setting yourself up for
Delmonico (3:11:23 PM): hey look hooters
Sandscraper (3:11:31 PM): oh my god
Sandscraper (3:11:36 PM): dean cole is going to hate us
notquitepc (3:11:43 PM): Y ?
notquitepc (3:11:47 PM): cause you wont jack him off?
Sandscraper (3:11:51 PM): we're chuckling like five year olds
notquitepc (3:12:22 PM): I guess we are just wacky
Delmonico (3:12:32 PM): wacky?
notquitepc (3:12:39 PM): wacking off
Sandscraper (3:12:41 PM): hahahah!!! 50 million gimps out there
notquitepc (3:12:44 PM): I thought it was obvious
notquitepc (3:12:47 PM): 15 million
Delmonico (3:12:48 PM): fucking cappers
notquitepc (3:12:52 PM): you dyslexic bastard
Sandscraper (3:12:59 PM): i heard 50 and i'm sticking to it!
Sandscraper (3:13:06 PM): i can't help it that i don't understand israelis
notquitepc (3:13:10 PM): I want her to stick it
Sandscraper (3:13:19 PM): all i hear is "please don't kill me"
notquitepc (3:13:28 PM): oh my...
notquitepc (3:13:35 PM): and the Sandscraper takes the lead
notquitepc (3:13:42 PM): ethnic cleansing
notquitepc (3:13:52 PM): will always lead to a shot out in front
Sandscraper (3:14:04 PM): on that note, i'm going back to my news
notquitepc (3:16:06 PM): send me the gas link
Sandscraper (3:17:37 PM): gas link?
notquitepc (3:17:46 PM): re the 100 rebate
Sandscraper (3:17:51 PM): from earlier? i thought you weren't interested in politics
notquitepc (3:17:51 PM): if u fart
notquitepc (3:17:53 PM): I will kill u
Delmonico (3:17:54 PM): forget the gas
Delmonico (3:18:08 PM): back to our general offensiveness
notquitepc (3:18:18 PM): hahahah
notquitepc (3:18:23 PM): Did u like her graph
notquitepc (3:18:29 PM): I got lost after the first part
Delmonico (3:18:31 PM): no i didnt even see it
Delmonico (3:18:44 PM): i am not really sure why i come to this class
notquitepc (3:18:54 PM): free internet
Delmonico (3:19:07 PM): i have internet at my house
Sandscraper (3:19:09 PM): was it a graph correlating her excitement level to decibel level?
notquitepc (3:19:30 PM): It showed her OSHA
Delmonico (3:19:47 PM): i just got an email with the following heading
Delmonico (3:19:48 PM): Ticketmaster Don't miss Boyz II Men
Delmonico (3:20:02 PM): apparently ticketmaster thinks this is 1996 and i am a girl
Sandscraper (3:20:32 PM): Boyz II Men is still around?
Sandscraper (3:20:38 PM): and weren't they 1993?
Delmonico (3:20:55 PM): sorry
Delmonico (3:21:04 PM): i didnt follow them all that closely
notquitepc (3:21:13 PM): screw you both
notquitepc (3:21:14 PM): I am going
notquitepc (3:21:20 PM): with my lighter
notquitepc (3:21:22 PM): and my teddy bear
Delmonico (3:21:24 PM): though i def had their first album
Delmonico (3:21:38 PM): lilghter and a teddy bear?
Delmonico (3:21:45 PM): this better involve hottieprof and some lube too
Sandscraper (3:21:45 PM): give me your teddy so i can soak it in gas first
notquitepc (3:22:11 PM): I let hottieprof bite on the teddy
Sandscraper (3:22:28 PM): i didn't know she liked it like that... daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnn!
Delmonico (3:22:48 PM): well you prolly dont want her biting other things
notquitepc (3:22:57 PM): you put on the Boyz II men and she goes crazy
Sandscraper (3:23:26 PM): she wants all things black, huh?
Delmonico (3:23:36 PM): booyeah
Delmonico (3:23:45 PM): she loves chocolate
Delmonico (3:23:55 PM): or in my case white chocolate
notquitepc (3:23:57 PM): Dark chocolate
notquitepc (3:24:02 PM): its better for her health
Sandscraper (3:24:06 PM): i'm caramel
notquitepc (3:24:08 PM): she loves the creme filling
notquitepc (3:24:16 PM): stop fronting your nougat
Delmonico (3:24:28 PM): and its on
Sandscraper (3:24:41 PM): i'm so tired
notquitepc (3:25:00 PM): y?
notquitepc (3:25:16 PM): jacked off too many peeps on the short bus?
Delmonico (3:25:25 PM): he had to get up early to stalk hottieprof
Sandscraper (3:25:32 PM): booyah!
notquitepc (3:25:35 PM): OH YEAH
notquitepc (3:25:39 PM): she has the remote
Sandscraper (3:25:45 PM): at $40/tank, it takes effort nowadays
Delmonico (3:25:58 PM): look at her caress that podium
Sandscraper (3:26:00 PM): she's always driving from place to place
Delmonico (3:26:11 PM): oh i want to be that podium
Sandscraper (3:26:12 PM): she's really good at the caressing
Sandscraper (3:26:19 PM): ooo... coming closer!
Delmonico (3:26:25 PM): on tuesday you should just post up under the podium
Delmonico (3:26:30 PM): just see what happens
notquitepc (3:26:35 PM): Police academy her
Sandscraper (3:26:43 PM): eh?
notquitepc (3:27:06 PM): how do u not know the classic under the podium scene
notquitepc (3:27:12 PM): mahoney the hooker and the chief
Sandscraper (3:27:16 PM): i'm unenlightened
notquitepc (3:27:38 PM): think about a 3-some
Delmonico (3:27:39 PM): i forgot about that
notquitepc (3:27:48 PM): you hide under the podium
notquitepc (3:27:58 PM): when she walks up in the pant suit
notquitepc (3:28:03 PM): that you know she will wear
notquitepc (3:28:12 PM): unzip the front and dive into that muff
notquitepc (3:28:15 PM): lick that carpet
notquitepc (3:28:18 PM): wax that floor
notquitepc (3:28:22 PM): hoover the rug
Delmonico (3:28:34 PM): i dare you to approach after class and say your goirlfriend thinks shes hot, then say you arent sure what the word is, but you think its menage
Delmonico (3:28:39 PM): see what she says
notquitepc (3:28:47 PM): DO IT
Sandscraper (3:28:50 PM): hahahaha
Delmonico (3:28:52 PM): could be very awsome
notquitepc (3:28:53 PM): DO IT
Sandscraper (3:28:56 PM): yes
Sandscraper (3:28:57 PM): DO IT
Sandscraper (3:29:05 PM): mention that you go out with dslchick

Delmonico (3:29:12 PM): look at that hand go up and down
Delmonico (3:29:14 PM): very gentle
Delmonico (3:29:16 PM): yet firm
notquitepc (3:29:22 PM): that’s my junk
notquitepc (3:29:25 PM): she is thinking about
Delmonico (3:29:35 PM): she would have had her hand much lower
Sandscraper (3:29:36 PM): is dslchick here today?
Delmonico (3:29:40 PM): not here
notquitepc (3:29:41 PM): she is thinking
Delmonico (3:29:44 PM): i dont keep tabs on her
notquitepc (3:29:46 PM): get drunk and go home
notquitepc (3:29:47 PM): liar
notquitepc (3:29:48 PM): you do
Delmonico (3:29:51 PM): yeah
Delmonico (3:29:55 PM): all the time
Sandscraper (3:30:01 PM): stalker
notquitepc (3:30:03 PM): she changed her # because of you
Delmonico (3:30:04 PM): insane girls are my thing
notquitepc (3:30:11 PM): crazy is always good
Delmonico (3:30:12 PM): which is insane
notquitepc (3:30:14 PM): for one night
Sandscraper (3:30:17 PM): all girls are insane
Delmonico (3:30:22 PM): i hadnt called her in MONTHS
Sandscraper (3:30:34 PM): love her and leave her?
notquitepc (3:30:38 PM): insane ones are usually hot
Delmonico (3:30:43 PM): emphasis on the leave
Sandscraper (3:30:51 PM): never called once?
Delmonico (3:31:02 PM): well, i called her one time
Delmonico (3:31:05 PM): obviously
notquitepc (3:31:08 PM): hahahah
notquitepc (3:31:11 PM): serves you right
notquitepc (3:31:14 PM): but I love the story
Delmonico (3:31:16 PM): we "studied"
notquitepc (3:31:24 PM): ah the never fail
notquitepc (3:31:27 PM): let’s study line
notquitepc (3:31:41 PM): how bout you take this drug with the rho tag on it
Delmonico (3:31:43 PM): pathetic, yet effective
Delmonico (3:31:54 PM): you dont ask
Delmonico (3:31:57 PM): put it in her drink
Delmonico (3:32:03 PM): avoid the middle man
Sandscraper (3:32:07 PM): why is somebody accusing me of having outlines?
notquitepc (3:32:10 PM): whats a lil inappropriate touching btw friends
Sandscraper (3:32:28 PM): doesn't that make it appropriate touching?
Delmonico (3:32:30 PM): i hope you arent referring to me and you right now
Delmonico (3:32:40 PM): cus i aint touching you
Delmonico (3:32:45 PM): you sick fuck
notquitepc (3:32:48 PM): U touch me everytime
notquitepc (3:32:49 PM): we talk
Delmonico (3:32:55 PM): i am leaving
notquitepc (3:33:12 PM): "and when I think about you..."

notquitepc (3:33:15 PM): genius
notquitepc (3:33:19 PM): way to call attention
Sandscraper (3:33:26 PM): i have a ready made excuse
Delmonico (3:33:26 PM): shit
Sandscraper (3:33:36 PM): "notpc’s a douche"
notquitepc (3:33:38 PM): R U KIDDING ME
Delmonico (3:33:41 PM): no way did that just happen
Delmonico (3:34:03 PM): she absolutely just looked at us
Sandscraper (3:34:21 PM): don't worry about it
notquitepc (3:34:31 PM): R U kidding me
Sandscraper (3:34:40 PM): nope
Delmonico (3:34:56 PM): look at her work her fnger
Delmonico (3:35:01 PM): mmmmmm
notquitepc (3:35:21 PM): I am still in shock at mr I am too superior to sit beside peeps
notquitepc (3:35:33 PM): you offer to jack me off to senility
notquitepc (3:35:38 PM): and I am offensive
Sandscraper (3:35:50 PM): you want me to touch you
Delmonico (3:36:22 PM): i feel like i should give you guys some alone time

notquitepc (3:37:15 PM): I hate you both
notquitepc (3:37:18 PM): where was the help
Sandscraper (3:37:27 PM): i wasn't about to touch you
Delmonico (3:37:53 PM): hey learn how to control your burst of laughter
notquitepc (3:38:03 PM): is that Y you moved because you cant help wanting to touch me
Delmonico (3:38:15 PM): you 2 really need some alone time
Sandscraper (3:38:24 PM): naw
Sandscraper (3:38:35 PM): dude... ok... this needs to stop
Delmonico (3:38:36 PM): https://www.shop.blingsupply.com/categoryNavigationDocument.hg?categoryId=11
Delmonico (3:38:45 PM): we should get these for class on tuesday
Delmonico (3:39:16 PM): she loves horseplay
Sandscraper (3:39:30 PM): dude... yeah! the pimp chalice cup! we can put 40 oz in there!
Delmonico (3:39:37 PM): look how excited she is about horse play
notquitepc (3:40:03 PM): the guy got it in the eye
notquitepc (3:40:06 PM): dare I say
notquitepc (3:40:09 PM): MONEY SHOT
Delmonico (3:40:17 PM): oh you dare
Delmonico (3:40:26 PM): dude shot himself in the eye?
Delmonico (3:40:30 PM): that isnt a money shot
Sandscraper (3:41:24 PM): i'm enchanted on the status bar
Sandscraper (3:41:35 PM): noooo!!!
Delmonico (3:41:45 PM): NOOOOOOOO
Delmonico (3:42:04 PM): it would have been way finnier had she not noticed and it restarted
Sandscraper (3:42:30 PM): damn her for being able to read!
Sandscraper (3:42:40 PM): seriously... how long does it take her to make these presentations?
Sandscraper (3:42:54 PM): how does she find time to have sex with everybody?
notquitepc (3:43:00 PM): hahahah
notquitepc (3:43:01 PM): wow
Sandscraper (3:43:10 PM): it's a serious question
Delmonico (3:43:23 PM): she multi tasks
notquitepc (3:43:24 PM): have u read her blog
Sandscraper (3:43:26 PM): look.. i'll put on my serious face :-I
notquitepc (3:43:27 PM): it is so boring
Delmonico (3:43:28 PM): she has a laptop
notquitepc (3:43:36 PM): I can see her taking it doggystyle and typing
Delmonico (3:43:50 PM): great concentration on her part
Sandscraper (3:43:53 PM): with the TV remote, as well
Delmonico (3:44:02 PM): she always has that remote
Delmonico (3:44:04 PM): somehwere
Sandscraper (3:44:12 PM): while she's taking it doggy? damn
notquitepc (3:44:32 PM): way to stay up to date with the convo