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Saturday, September 02, 2006

Broke into my own apartment!

Because my roomies locked me out and I have not cut a new set of keys yet. While it makes my ego and id feel great to sneak in after a night of drinking, my superego is concerned since it clearly means that my apartment is not as secure as I wished it to be!

3 comments:

Abeni said...

yeah,I know the feeling

Anonymous said...

Think all of us have done it at some point or another. Meks u wonder why we bother locking the door.

Marc M said...

Word - did I tell in Negril I locked the keys to the villa inside by accident. My friends had to break in by pulling of the lock and then screwing it back on. How safe and secure right?

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