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Saturday, November 18, 2006

Bar results are finally out...Good luck to all!

I learned basic math tonight: Bar results plus a clique equals multiple stiff drinks almost half a bottle of champagne and a bunch of passed out friends. Sadly for the insomniac that does not get drunk it also means late night blogging and the intense desire to take pictures of your passed out friends. Ok who am I kidding if you know me you know that it is obvious that I took pictures of my passed out friends.

Later today I will be at the CAL v USC game GO BEARS! A Cal win would only serve to improve this weekend!

3 comments:

Jdid said...

so did you pass the bar?

Cali J said...

I did

Unknown said...

You're the man! Good job bro.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.