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Saturday, May 21, 2005

Glad you found her

Message to the drunk peeps, and if your a regular reader of this blog your probably one or know someone who is, dont wander off from the group if you dont have a cell phone and, dont try to start fights in the street- it never ends well. Tonight was a great night. I am too damn tired to write an effective blog, but I must shout out my peeps from the grad party and from the Mt Etna crib, good times yall good times!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess I can be glad I didn't start a fight with someone at the club before running off? ;) - W

Cali J said...

Hahahah
Awesome!

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.