“I am no back burner bitch” NY

How tall/big/HUGE is Deelishus? When she and Flav passed out on the bed it looked like mini me and an Amazon! VH1 could have warned peeps that the “following scene will involve Flav passing out betwixt the legs of a giant woman (spread-eagled) this may be too much for our sensitive viewers”. I am surprised that Flav passed out after Deelish was blatantly looking to give it up to him, I am no expert in the ways of hooch, but something tells me that when a girl kneels on the bed with her legs spread and an inviting look on her face, she is looking for you to ‘knock ‘em out the park, knock, knock ‘em out the park’

Seeing Flav in the winery all that came to mind was ‘fish out of water’. Did they list what winery that was? Because I do not want any wine coming from that place, not a drop. Yes I know it is a tradition to have peeps stomp with their feet, I am fine with that, what I am not fine with is any winery allowing Flav, NY and Bootz free reign of their vine yard…that is just irresponsible.

“Flav took me…We basically took a chunk out of each other…we chunked up the rest of the night” Oh man! So I had a fever last night and it was at this point I had to stop watching and wait till today to watch because I figured I must have been wrong in what I thought I heard. Did NY really describe sex as “taking a chunk out of each other”? Those strangled cries from the bedroom could not be called moans! It was like watching the Discovery channel when they show Rhinos mating and you hear the bellows when the animals meet – I refuse to believe that the noises coming from behind that closed door were the sounds of coitus because that was not human!

Haha watching Flav try to stretch out the clock ceremony (wow never would have thought I would use a phrase like ‘clock ceremony’ back in the day) was amazing, I love the look Big Rick gave him a cross between “Man I cannot believe I have to work for you” and “If you were not paying me all this damn money I would knock you the hell out!”

Bye, bye Bootz, you were cool but the celibacy thing is just not going to cut it with Flav, especially if you can’t wail like a wild animal from a safari!

On the promo for next week, did NY’s mom really pull the “I am dying card”?

Has Flav no shame how many kids did he trot out to examine, these women, he looks like he has a full football squad plus subs!