But finally a post to the new blog myroomie is crazy. Remember I am only authoring it for a friend!
Just because of Abeni and Doc...
How do you get a Texas A & M graduate off your front porch?
You pay for your pizza!
What do you get when you line up several Aggies ear to ear and blow?
A wind tunnel.
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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Ah like de "You pay for your pizza." There's a similar joke about Harvard & "Want fries with that?" It's just as funny, but it's been so long since ah heard it, ah can't rememba exactly how it goes.
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