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Monday, January 09, 2006

Cali-J coming back

The Cali-J is returning to his adopted home, but will they let me take in the ackee and the patty and will they think that I am bringing in hot sauce in commercial quantities?

So it’s a late night and they just ran one of those “For a good time call this number ads” and in the ad the voice over girl said for chat text this message “Fun; that’s f-u-n, fun” and the first thing that popped into my head was ‘if you have to spell the word fun out for someone they probably shouldn’t be using a phone to call a pay site’ (and yes I know they could just be spelling fun in case peeps don’t catch what they are saying but…hmm)

1 comment:

Dr. D. said...

Hey Cali J....safe travels back to Cali. Hope dem 'low you wid you ackee. Was good meeting you rude bwoy.

Maybe they spelling out F-U-N to distinguish it from suppem else dat start wid F-U jus in case anybody did hear differently...zeen!? ;-)

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.