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- Cold
- Hmm
- A Picture Share!
- Instant bar review impressions
- Allergies, knockout drugs and foam
- A Picture Share!
- I'm in love with a stripper and Costco
- This teacher is out of his mind!
- Another In Living Color trivia moment...
- Another Jab at USC...
- Bar Review
- Sorry...
- Damn you Kobe!!!!
- It's a ONE-PEAT
- Quick recap...
- Can I do this?
- Bearded...
- I love breaks
- Just smile...
- If we let China why not Cuba?
- Seven year anniversary!
- Not ready for school
- Wow, talk about bad choices...
- I am here for you ladies...
- Taco Tuesday
- Motions
- Thank you...
- Sexist
- Corrales v Castillo III postponed
- Of snivelling door men, hot chics and a long ass j...
- A Picture Share!
- Bond, James...eh you know how it goes
- Cali-J coming back
- …and THE 2006 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ARE THE TEXAS LON...
- My azn dream team...
- Happy New year and bust a clappa
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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