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Monday, January 16, 2006


Trying to figure out on my morality spectrum as to which is worse; wishing she were dead or planning ways in which I would eliminate her if I could get away with it.

This is 100% sexist I know but damn it I am selfish: The “Guys gone wild” advertisements need to be taken of the air…or a serious warning at least 10 seconds long be placed before it so that I have time to find the remote no matter where it is and change the channel.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.