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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Ah Halloween approaches

The time when women can dress like whores and get away with it...yes it might not be PC to say it, but if you doubt me scan whatever halloween party you attend this year. The best part about it, is the costumes are definitely encouraged - "the sluttier the better." I know for a fact that the last few times I have been stopped by female cops they did not have fuzzy handcuffs, skin tight uniforms and boobs scrunched so tight that they could "pop out of a turtle neck".

But we guys are just as bad, so many pimp outfits show up that night...real pimps must be so proud.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Damn! Wish I was in Cali! I'll gladly trick to get some of those treats!

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.