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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

You know it is a good work week night...

When your friends and colleagues are passed out on the living room floor and in beds and it has nothing to do with fatigue,...Here's to free booze and appetizers at album release parties...and here's to mid week free parties

2 comments:

Thatguybaker said...

you snake me a copy of the new album? if not you are dead to me.
also, i need a color man for BDL on friday, so be there.

Unknown said...

As long as they don't throw up on the carpet.

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