In class blogging continued...

DAR-KER (3:10:37 PM): did u just say darkie?
DAR-KEY(3:11:30 PM): it's the darkie vs. the Jew for best milf of the year!
DAR-KER (3:11:38 PM): oh man
DAR-KER (3:11:44 PM): you are going to hell
DAR-KEY(3:11:48 PM): i know, on the fast track
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WHY-T (3:11:23 PM): i feel like she should be wearing one of those ridiculous horse riding helmets and have the little baton thingy
WHY-T (3:12:00 PM): how many people in this class actually pay attention?
DAR-KEY(3:12:08 PM): i'm totally paying attention to her boobs
WHY-T (3:12:25 PM): like i said earlier she is disappointingly unracktackular
WHY-T (3:14:06 PM): she just got off her horse
DAR-KER (3:14:26 PM): you have an unhealthy equestrian fascination
DAR-KEY(3:14:41 PM): dude... yeah, man...
WHY-T (3:14:44 PM): it’s her fucking pants no one has pants that ride that high anymore
WHY-T (3:15:05 PM): i am not even sure they make them anymore
DAR-KEY(3:15:09 PM): she wants to show off her ass
WHY-T (3:15:21 PM): she should get an ass then
DAR-KER (3:16:21 PM): you know I have got to work on not having such an incredulous look when peeps volunteer in this class
DAR-KEY(3:16:32 PM): yeah, man
WHY-T (3:16:45 PM): just stop paying attention altogether
WHY-T (3:16:50 PM): that’s my technique
DAR-KER (3:18:09 PM): $10 to the guy who slaps her on the ass
DAR-KER (3:18:16 PM): when you walk up there
WHY-T (3:18:31 PM): just give her an ass slap and say good lecture
DAR-KEY(3:18:32 PM): oh my GOD... i think that's a way to not graduate
WHY-T (3:18:37 PM): act like it is totally normal
DAR-KER (3:18:38 PM): name your price
DAR-KER (3:18:40 PM): I will pay
DAR-KEY(3:18:52 PM): $35,000 for another year of law school
DAR-KER (3:18:58 PM): uh
DAR-KER (3:19:01 PM): maybe not that high
DAR-KEY(3:19:02 PM): actually $100K for another three years at another law school
WHY-T (3:19:19 PM): plus attorney fees for the resultant lawsuit
DAR-KER (3:19:42 PM): LY-TER: dude, i will pay too
WHY-T (3:21:22 PM): i hope the people behind either 1. cant read this, or 2, arent offended by this
WHY-T (3:21:32 PM): 3. actually i dont care
DAR-KER (3:24:37 PM): in regards to the picture: LY-TER: that's a good question, what is she holding? i'm thinking vandersexxx all of a suddn
WHY-T (3:25:04 PM): nice eurotrip reference
DAR-KER (3:25:32 PM): care to yawn a bit louder?
DAR-KEY(3:25:42 PM): haha
DAR-KEY(3:25:44 PM): yes
DAR-KER (3:25:53 PM): why not raise your hands above your head
DAR-KER (3:25:56 PM): and stretch
DAR-KER (3:25:58 PM): while doing it
DAR-KER (3:26:05 PM): and dont 4get to SCRATCH
WHY-T (3:26:18 PM): and a booyeah
WHY-T (3:27:36 PM): i swear to god if you ask about it i will fucking end you
DAR-KER (3:27:37 PM): why do I suddenly feel unsafe
DAR-KEY(3:27:38 PM): i think we can squash him
DAR-KER (3:27:47 PM): Is this the 60's
DAR-KEY(3:27:50 PM): because you're surrounded by ENEMIES
DAR-KER (3:27:53 PM): Y'all know my peeps are FREE
WHY-T (3:27:56 PM): it may have to be
DAR-KEY(3:28:00 PM): free to die, bitch!
DAR-KER (3:28:02 PM): separate but equal
WHY-T (3:28:35 PM): protect fellow slackers
DAR-KER (3:28:59 PM): I think I may have to leave
WHY-T (3:29:01 PM): plus your lack of mustachioedness is disappointing after regaling you with the WBC (editor’s note - world beard championship)
DAR-KEY(3:29:04 PM): i've just been looking for an excuse for a few months now so it's not upgraded to a hate crime
DAR-KER (3:29:14 PM): oh man
DAR-KER (3:29:22 PM): all 3 of us just laughed as she looked up
WHY-T (3:29:31 PM): and we have entered that zone that we have insulted every possible sensibility
WHY-T (3:29:36 PM): wait except for midgets
WHY-T (3:29:39 PM): fucking midgets
DAR-KEY(3:29:43 PM): midgets?
DAR-KEY(3:29:45 PM): what?
WHY-T (3:29:50 PM): wait
WHY-T (3:29:56 PM): i cant say any-thing bad about midgets
WHY-T (3:30:01 PM): they are always funny
DAR-KEY(3:30:05 PM): yeah, man, they don't have to go down as far
DAR-KER (3:30:15 PM): and the leader in the club house
WHY-T (3:30:20 PM): and we have officially antagonized everyone
WHY-T (3:30:29 PM): wow
WHY-T (3:30:33 PM): that was impressive
DAR-KER (3:30:38 PM): how many times is the girl in-front of me going to look back
DAR-KER (3:30:44 PM): we have bashed races
DAR-KER (3:30:47 PM): ethnicities
DAR-KER (3:30:49 PM): dorks
DAR-KER (3:30:51 PM): what’s left?
DAR-KEY(3:30:56 PM): women?
DAR-KEY(3:30:57 PM): oh wait
WHY-T (3:31:24 PM): yeah they lost the genetic lottery
WHY-T (3:35:42 PM): i doubt that he has much of a midget readership they can’t reach the keyboard to type in the website
DAR-KEY(3:36:01 PM): yeah, they probably can't see over the desks
WHY-T (3:36:02 PM): with their wee little hands and their trex arms
DAR-KER (3:36:22 PM): you 2 should be banned from the net
Some new kid suddenly appeared to give a presentation
DAR-KER (3:36:41 PM): Seriously Who is this kid talking
WHY-T (3:36:53 PM): is he even in this class
DAR-KER (3:36:56 PM): it's like we have a guest speaker
WHY-T (3:36:58 PM): or did he just show up today
DAR-KEY(3:37:03 PM): where was he sitting?
WHY-T (3:37:13 PM): fuck if i know
DAR-KER (3:37:13 PM): behind you in the spare seat I don’t think he even has a spot…HE OWNS THE SUPPLEMENT?
DAR-KEY(3:37:30 PM): hm there's a supplement?
DAR-KER (3:37:40 PM): now I know he isn’t in this class
WHY-T (3:38:05 PM): he probably just slept at a holiday inn express
DAR-KER (3:38:32 PM): Am I wrong for thinking the AZN chick would be so tappable if she put on make up and smiled
WHY-T (3:38:48 PM): i dont think she knows what a smile is
DAR-KER (3:38:53 PM): 2 out of 3 of those chicks I would sling mad dick to
WHY-T (3:39:16 PM): that is more true than you might imagine
DAR-KEY(3:39:26 PM): cept for people of your creed, they're all good to me
WHY-T (3:39:57 PM): we have crossed a record number of lines today
DAR-KER (3:40:05 PM): do u see how long that neck is?
WHY-T (3:40:05 PM): we should be proud of what we have accomplished
DAR-KER (3:40:09 PM): u know what that means
DAR-KER (3:40:10 PM): DEEP
DAR-KER (3:40:14 PM): finish it for me
WHY-T (3:40:15 PM): she is susceptible to choke holds
DAR-KER (3:40:36 PM): as to crossing lines
DAR-KER (3:40:42 PM): we are practically illegals by now
WHY-T (3:41:07 PM): yeah, but i am unwilling to pick apples
WHY-T (3:41:12 PM): or hang out at hoome depot
DAR-KER (3:41:58 PM): this chick is doing hand gestures
WHY-T (3:42:05 PM): yeah
DAR-KER (3:42:06 PM): she did the how big is it move
DAR-KER (3:42:16 PM): that’s the nut cupper
DAR-KER (3:42:56 PM): is that chic wearing a skirt? That’s awesome skirts are hot
DAR-KEY(3:43:11 PM): she's cute
DAR-KER (3:43:13 PM): u can lift them up
WHY-T (3:43:23 PM): that cracks me up
DAR-KER (3:44:04 PM): she is a ho
DAR-KER (3:44:07 PM): look at that tan line
DAR-KER (3:44:16 PM): she moves her top to try to tan evenly
DAR-KER (3:45:08 PM): you are kidding
DAR-KER (3:45:49 PM): Did you tap her?
WHY-T (3:45:58 PM): not that you know
DAR-KER (3:46:01 PM): hahahah
DAR-KER (3:46:04 PM): so thats a yes?
WHY-T (3:46:10 PM): i was durnk
DAR-KER (3:46:11 PM): nice
WHY-T (3:46:15 PM): really drunk
DAR-KER (3:46:26 PM): nice rack
DAR-KEY(3:46:31 PM): good job!
DAR-KER (3:46:35 PM): CONGRATS


A mini banter between some of the participants prior to the main event
Dar-ker (2:36:20 PM): hahahah
Dar-ker (2:42:42 PM): did the lime tree you stole that shirt from retaliate by giving u that dark streak across the front?
Dar-key (2:43:03 PM): WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU????
Dar-ker (2:43:53 PM): dude that is a LIME GREEN SHIRT
Dar-key (2:44:54 PM): and you wear pink
Darker (2:44:59 PM): Touche