Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Thursday, October 19, 2006

The "HO-zone" layer is going to be thick next Friday night!

USD LAW School is offering a prize for the Sexiest Halloween costume…hmm! Really, do we really need to encourage the young ladies to compete for the sexiest costume? Someone please tell me that we are going to add a stripper pole in the middle of the writs the Friday of Halloween so that we can hold open auditions prior to the party!

Never forget: “The tribe of extreme has risen again!”
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Cali J said...

I do live in Mission beach about a 1/3 of a mile from Canes it seems like a great ho-pportunity, so who know maybe I will roll through.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.