No race, creed, prof or student is safe - A classic in class blog

Ok so there is pretty much no way for me to clean this up: It is so long that I have it broken up into different parts of the blog…enjoy and remember that the participants were young when they had this conversation. (All the participants on reading this again have expressed comments like this: “Wow we were pretty offensive that day!”)

The professors name has been changed…in fact all names have been changed to protect the innocent…(and I mean innocent)...to be honest though if you know anyone in the clique it becomes blatantly obvious who wrote what, and who the prof was if you went to school with the clique

notquitepc (2:31:44 PM): invite me (to the chat room)
notquitepc (2:33:17 PM): I couldn’t get into the other room
notquitepc (2:33:23 PM): guess I am too dark to cross the border
Delmonico (2:33:25 PM): hottieprof sucks (name of former chat room)wasnt good enough for you?
notquitepc (2:33:34 PM): I need her to swallow
Sandscraper (2:33:51 PM): ooo... review session
Delmonico (2:33:56 PM): did someone break into her house and steal all of her black suits?
Sandscraper (2:34:05 PM): will we be able to review her wardrobe?
notquitepc (2:34:10 PM): she wore a yoga suit
notquitepc (2:34:15 PM): to the alumni event
Sandscraper (2:34:22 PM): a yoga suit?
Delmonico (2:34:23 PM): yoga....thats hot
Sandscraper (2:34:47 PM): should i even bother to open wordperfect today
notquitepc (2:35:26 PM): I opened mine
notquitepc (2:35:32 PM): she has to step her game up
notquitepc (2:35:34 PM): the dean is here
Sandscraper (2:35:37 PM): yay... Congress is doing something substantial about high gas prices... $100 rebate... what the hell? that'll last about a month
notquitepc (2:36:00 PM): I love when u try to make our discussions political
notquitepc (2:36:06 PM): I AM NOT A DAMN HIPPIE
Sandscraper (2:36:21 PM): oh
notquitepc (2:36:33 PM): leave that to peeps like Delmonico
Sandscraper (2:36:37 PM): ha
notquitepc (2:36:38 PM): he is from seattle
notquitepc (2:36:43 PM): they have nothing better to do than bitch
Sandscraper (2:36:49 PM): well, it always rains up there
Sandscraper (2:36:59 PM): when you don't get enough sun you start to care about things
notquitepc (2:37:18 PM): like making sure the boat runs?:
Delmonico (2:37:34 PM): hey, its part of being from seattle
Sandscraper (2:37:55 PM): i'd rather talk about midwest latex with her
Delmonico (2:37:56 PM): we have to bitch or else we get depressed, move to tacoma and kill ourselves
notquitepc (2:38:10 PM): you 2 are sick
Delmonico (2:38:11 PM): we are starting pretty slow
notquitepc (2:38:15 PM): you know she doesn’t use latex
Delmonico (2:38:19 PM): we need to step up the offensiveness
Sandscraper (2:38:22 PM): hahaha
notquitepc (2:38:23 PM): lambskin bitches
Sandscraper (2:38:27 PM): ah!
Delmonico (2:38:30 PM): yeah, she is into pulling out
Delmonico (2:38:37 PM): lambskin aint kosher
Sandscraper (2:38:43 PM): yeah it is
notquitepc (2:38:43 PM): oh damn
notquitepc (2:38:46 PM): it's not?
Sandscraper (2:39:01 PM): where you learning your kosher rules, son?
notquitepc (2:39:03 PM): do they even make that anymore
Sandscraper (2:39:19 PM): they have to for all of those hippies who are against using plastic
Delmonico (2:39:27 PM): yeah i am a little rusty on my kosher
notquitepc (2:39:40 PM): Oh I want her to get rusty on my kosher
notquitepc (2:39:46 PM): man that was so horrid I want to take it back
Sandscraper (2:39:49 PM): haha
Sandscraper (2:40:13 PM): yeah, what's up with us today? is the dean doing some sort of magical ethical thing on us?
notquitepc (2:40:38 PM): that sounds a bit creepy G
Delmonico (2:40:40 PM): do you think the dean gets "benefits" from hottieprof ?
Delmonico (2:40:50 PM): you know for letting her teach
Sandscraper (2:41:03 PM): she isn't doing badly today
Delmonico (2:41:14 PM): i think he just bit his hand and growled at her
Sandscraper (2:41:21 PM): she seems all relaxed... probably got some good stuff from her hubby earlier
notquitepc (2:41:34 PM): hahahah
Delmonico (2:41:35 PM): her hubby huh?
Delmonico (2:41:38 PM): remember that bet?
notquitepc (2:41:41 PM): I went to her office hours
Sandscraper (2:41:47 PM): hahaha
notquitepc (2:41:47 PM): stroked her hair
Sandscraper (2:41:57 PM): what hair?
notquitepc (2:42:02 PM): then pulled it back in that pony tail
Sandscraper (2:42:04 PM): is it blond all the way?
notquitepc (2:42:07 PM): see how it looks messy
notquitepc (2:42:12 PM): come on now
notquitepc (2:42:19 PM): u know she is the SEVERELY shaved type
Sandscraper (2:42:19 PM): just wondering if she's a fake blond
Delmonico (2:42:30 PM): scorched earth
Sandscraper (2:42:34 PM): she definitely seems like she would leave a little pattern down there
notquitepc (2:42:34 PM): definitely
notquitepc (2:42:38 PM): prolly waxes herself
Sandscraper (2:42:40 PM): a sort of Mossad code
notquitepc (2:42:48 PM): nah I imagine that clean
Sandscraper (2:43:03 PM): imagining now? going back on your claims of scandal?
notquitepc (2:43:23 PM): every day I see a new kid in this bloody class
Delmonico (2:43:25 PM): nah i think she has got an employment law statute shaved in down there
notquitepc (2:43:31 PM): BFOQ
Delmonico (2:43:32 PM): that’s hot
notquitepc (2:43:34 PM): beat y'all
Sandscraper (2:43:37 PM): wow... she has a lot of hair down there then
Sandscraper (2:43:41 PM): that's pretty gross
Delmonico (2:43:50 PM): it’s all respectfully trimmed
notquitepc (2:44:02 PM): I have no response to that
Sandscraper (2:44:08 PM): like a big lawn in la jolla?
Sandscraper (2:44:46 PM): dude... the lakers pulled it off last night
Sandscraper (2:44:55 PM): they're on their way to getting beat by the clips in round 2
notquitepc (2:45:08 PM): yeh
notquitepc (2:45:16 PM): will be the greatest series ever
Sandscraper (2:45:20 PM): i know
notquitepc (2:45:21 PM): battle of the whiny fans
Delmonico (2:45:34 PM): i hate la fans
Sandscraper (2:45:36 PM): too bad it'll be right during finals... i would totally go up to see a game if i could get tix
Sandscraper (2:45:46 PM): i know, we're fair weather
Delmonico (2:45:57 PM): seattle fans would be fair weather
Delmonico (2:46:02 PM): but we dont even get fair weather
Sandscraper (2:46:09 PM): but, at least for me, i usually claim to be a clips fan just so that i have an excuse to not know what's going on in the NBA
notquitepc (2:46:37 PM): the title goes through tecas
Sandscraper (2:47:03 PM): does the title always go through texas if there's one texas team in the playoffs?
notquitepc (2:47:34 PM): ALWAYS
notquitepc (2:47:39 PM): listen clips fan
notquitepc (2:47:43 PM): when u win a series
notquitepc (2:47:48 PM): then start pretending to talk smack
Delmonico (2:47:56 PM): not at all concerned that they barely beat the kings with out artest are you?
Sandscraper (2:47:57 PM): hey! i'm satisfied with my team's generally lackluster performance
notquitepc (2:48:10 PM): we hit them by 35 with him
notquitepc (2:48:18 PM): Bring his retarded ass back
Sandscraper (2:48:28 PM): i'm not talking smack... i'm just wondering what the hell you're talking about with "the title goes through tecas (sic)"
notquitepc (2:48:38 PM): artest is one year away from bringing a gun to an arena
Delmonico (2:48:51 PM): one year?
Delmonico (2:48:54 PM): ten minutes
Delmonico (2:49:00 PM): if its not already there
notquitepc (2:49:16 PM): Mr Artest u need to leave that in the trunk
Delmonico (2:49:17 PM): though i see him using something craziert
notquitepc (2:49:17 PM): what?
notquitepc (2:49:22 PM): F U
notquitepc (2:49:24 PM): F U
notquitepc (2:49:26 PM): POW
Delmonico (2:49:26 PM): maybe a bow and arrow or a crossbow?

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