Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Yo Meatball!

This is tonight's party..."Confirmed & Special Invited Celebrity Guests Include:
Lil Jon, Too Short, Polow (Producer for Fergie, PCD's), Terry Kennedy, Tony Rock, Damien Wayans, George Gore II, Deray Davis, Maurice Green and more...."

How do you like the fact that, that list appears to be a list starting with "Oh cool lil John" and descending to "Who the hell is Deray Davis? and Maurice Green the runner?"
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Thatguybaker said...

what party is this and can i come?
I really want to meat meet deray davis and george gore ii.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.