- When a ‘celebrity is rolling with his entourage, pushing him out of the way to get to the restroom is not the best idea
- Staring at a girl and licking your lips (albeit unconsciously) is definitely a come hither technique
- When your friends drink a lot – “Man I could get my ass kicked for saying this” is not capable of being whispered by them
- A party hosted by rappers tends to have some hot females!
- The black guy from Reno 911 is not as tall as I thought he was
- The black guy from Reno 911 is as cool as he seems on TV
- The black guy from Reno 911 has chicks throwing their panties at him
- The black guy from Reno 911 is cool with people coming up and saying “Hey this might be a bad question but…are you on TV”
- The black guy from Reno 911 is pretty damn recognizable and is cool with being called “The black guy from Reno 911”
- I look damn good in Canary yellow…glad I went with that and not sea foam green
- Rolling to the club with the WHITE GUY is awesome…so often in San Diego I am THE BLACK GUY it was kind of funny to watch my friend become the minority in the club
- Watching my friend stare at “black bootie” was worth standing in line even though we were on the guest list
- Greg’s addition “The girl in the white shirt was hot, that’s all that I can remember”
The Black guy from Reno 911
5 comments:
Um Mr. Cali Ja....where is my flava flav re-cap? You should know there are people out there that depend on your witty play by play.....CP
P.s. I think New York's mum should get her own show.
CP I had delayed, to try and give more peeps a chance to catch one of the 9 million replays that VH1 is showing this week...I have been slacking though so its probably time for the F.O.L. post
So I take it that it's black bootie for the win????
Staring at a girl and licking your lips is a come hither technique?
Sounds more like a turn off:)
I should have mentioned that I routinely lick the bottom of my canine teeth which causes my tongue to run over my lips. A friend said it looked like I was trying to get girls that way, i disagreed until I saw that last night a girl caught me doing this and gave me a "look" back. By no means do I think licking your lips is a great technique for picking up women or even appropriate
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