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Monday, April 03, 2006

The definition of classy…

You may be confused like the people from and define classy as “elegant and fashionable” but you would be wrong. Because the true definition of classy is to be found by watching ‘The Flavor of Love Reunion show’ a program that some how managed to roll the first 4 years of the ‘Jerry Springer Show’ (you know the fun time with all the fights, baby mommas, klan members and transvestites) into a one hour program of cat fights and bitchiness. New York’s words to pumpkin “I aint gone spit in yo face cuz I am too classy for that but…I am going to slap the sh#t out yo ass” THAT’S CLASSY!

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.