Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

I should a wear a suit to the bar more often…

So I love my new favorite bar tender Hannah who after this exchange
Me: “Hannah I love this glass and I am going to take it home what do I need to do to make this happen?”
H: “Just don’t let me see it leave”
Me: “thanks Hannah”
H: “Well if you are going to take that one you might as well take this one [hands me a second glass] so that you have the pair”
…gave me fancy bar glasses and allowed me to take a bottle of Tabasco home. I have never purchased a bottle of Tabasco though I have never been without a bottle in my home the 7 years that I have lived in America!

Big ups to BLSA, SALSA, APALSA, PALSA and LA RAZA the diversity formal was a successful event, I enjoyed it tremendously and applaud the effort!
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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.