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Thursday, April 13, 2006
Fresh round of in class blogging
Dominoes and drinks
PB (2:38:07 PM): bones?
CJ (2:39:25 PM): one sec
CJ (2:39:32 PM): let me get adjusted to being indoors
PB (2:39:38 PM): ha
PB (2:40:31 PM): OF COURSE it's going to rain during the beach party!
PB (2:41:58 PM): i can't believe they're charging us for it
PB (2:42:12 PM): it's possible it won't rain... 10 days is an eternity in weather prediction
CJ (2:43:46 PM): dude it sucks that since we have it catered
CJ (2:43:51 PM): we can’t take beer and go home
PB (2:44:04 PM): WE can't???
CJ (2:44:37 PM): how can we
CJ (2:44:42 PM): caterers never let u take it
PB (2:45:12 PM): bury the caterers in the sand
PB (2:48:14 PM): how was the talk with X?
CJ (2:48:35 PM): eh
CJ (2:48:41 PM): mildly amusing
CJ (2:48:44 PM): and non productive
PB (2:49:25 PM): most talks with girls are merely mildly amusing
CJ (2:49:34 PM): true
Whose ass?
TG (2:43:53 PM): i'm noncommittal
CJ (2:44:03 PM): so I have heard
TG (2:44:08 PM): no you haven't
TG (2:44:10 PM): don't make up rumors
CJ (2:47:46 PM): I would never
CJ (2:47:50 PM): I just read the walls
TG (2:47:54 PM): oh nice
TG (2:47:55 PM): i'm famous
TG (2:47:56 PM): splendid
CJ (2:48:05 PM): y is T relaying messages through you (image placeholder)
CJ (2:48:08 PM): r u psychic?
TG (2:48:16 PM): she is right next to me
CJ (2:48:30 PM): slap her on the ass for me
TG (2:48:42 PM): i can't she's sitting
TG (2:48:45 PM): maybe when she gets up
CJ (2:48:51 PM): nice
CJ (2:48:52 PM): thats hot
TG (2:48:53 PM): shit she saw
TG (2:48:55 PM): now i can't
TG (2:48:56 PM): damnit
CJ (2:49:47 PM): U have failed me
TG (2:49:53 PM): i'll try
TG (2:49:56 PM): i'm sly with assslapping
Re Adam Morrison
CJ (2:42:27 PM): if u guys draft him
CJ (2:42:35 PM): say goodbye to the play offs for 4 years
13 (2:42:41 PM): longer than that
13 (2:42:57 PM): not like we are going to the playoffs until we get a new front office anyways
13 (2:43:10 PM): wally walker and rick sundd are terrible
13 (2:47:42 PM): rudy gay i assume
CJ (2:50:47 PM): yeh
CJ (2:51:00 PM): unless he pulls a Lendale and acts like the workout dont matter
13 (2:51:20 PM): which would hurt his bank account
CJ (2:51:43 PM): yup
CJ (2:51:47 PM): Lendale is such a dope
CJ (2:51:53 PM): everyone is concerned about your weight
CJ (2:51:57 PM): and u get FATTER?
13 (2:52:16 PM): its like when shawn kemp inexplicably gained wait on ocke
13 (2:52:19 PM): coke
13 (2:52:30 PM): who does that? i didnt even think that was possible
CJ (2:52:32 PM): kemp is a special case
CJ (2:52:39 PM): who fathers that many kids?
13 (2:52:48 PM): a very fertile man
13 (2:52:58 PM): who doesnt understand the principal of condoms
13 (2:53:01 PM): or pulling out
CJ (2:53:09 PM): that’s why he gained weight
CJ (2:53:13 PM): all those kid bday parties
13 (2:53:32 PM): lots of cake and ice cream
CJ (2:55:43 PM): Y R we here again
13 (2:56:21 PM): no shit
13 (2:56:32 PM): i just want to go fade some beers
CJ (2:58:39 PM): When I get bored I volunteer
CJ (2:58:42 PM): its a failing of mine
13 (2:58:50 PM): i just phase out
13 (2:58:54 PM): did you just talk?
CJ (2:59:06 PM): plus I know she hates me
CJ (2:59:14 PM): so its better when she has to pause to listen to me
13 (2:59:30 PM): Good times
13 (2:59:40 PM): i would do the same, but i just don't care enough
13 (3:00:02 PM): i should bring some beers to class next week
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- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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