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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Y am I here again?

Ok so it’s the return of in class blog-along: This is where I take comments from my IM with the permission of the imers and create a blog.

25 (2:51:35 PM): If she asks for my opinion, I will say " I am very happy that the exam is graded anonymously, and that in my opinion I think this is more of a joke than a Pheonix Cardinals Football game and that in my humble opinioin you could not teach your way ouot of a paper bag and if I had to choose you or my 7th grade PE teacher to represent me in any legal proceeding it would be the PE teacher in a landslide

13 (3:37:32 PM): she might as well have the voice of the teacher from charlie brown for all i pay attention to her mindless blathering


13 (2:46:14 PM): abooyeah
13 (2:49:16 PM): i think She [prof] is into this weirdo
13 (2:49:21 PM): she is stuttering and nervous
13 (2:49:34 PM): she wants to get harassed by the creepy bald guy
CJ (2:49:46 PM): hahah
CJ (2:49:47 PM): here we go
Cj (2:49:57 PM): oh man thought he might slap her on the ass as he passed
13 (2:50:15 PM): i am sure he gave her a gentle tap
13 (2:50:22 PM): maybe he whispered sweet nothings in her ear
CJ (2:50:35 PM): hahahah
13 (2:51:10 PM): too bad she is not wearing her pj's

RE a photographer suddenly appearing in our classroom
13 (2:40:34 PM): how much do you wanna bet that this guy isnt at all affiliated with the school
13 (2:40:48 PM): but is just some creepy bastard who gets off on taking pics of students
13 (2:40:58 PM): he has developed quite the taste for [prof]
CJ (2:41:02 PM): hahahahah
13 (2:41:15 PM): look at that fucking hair..
CJ (2:41:35 PM): he is here for THE black guy
13 (2:41:53 PM): gotta make the school look diverse
CJ (2:43:02 PM): they think we are typing notes
CJ (2:43:05 PM): thats the best part
13 (2:43:17 PM): which adds to the comedy
13 (2:43:24 PM): who would take notes in this class?
13 (2:43:28 PM): seriously?
13 (2:43:37 PM): i love the slides
13 (2:43:48 PM): she seems to have an oral fiaxation

CJ (3:01:56 PM): damn has creepy bald guy gone?
13 (3:02:08 PM): apparently
13 (3:02:22 PM): i was looking for the video of adam west killing the noid in family guy
13 (3:02:36 PM): [photographer] he is under the podium
CJ (3:03:54 PM): hahahah
CJ (3:04:14 PM): the noid thing was just weird
13 (3:04:40 PM): yeah it came out of nowhere

PB  (2:38:47 PM): you're in the wrong room
CJ (2:39:18 PM): I told u sacrum u douche

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