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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Ban Taco Tuesday!

Nah not really, but the after effects are deadly. I am operating on very little sleep. I am dehydrated, with blood shot eyes, and I am secreting 80 proof out of every pore. Seriously despite the shower and the ton of water that I have consumed I can still feel alcohol leaking out of me. I have a presentation in 40 minutes and I already know that I will not be able to go near any of the viewers. So I decided to help myself stay awake by drinking Mountain Dew since Jolt doesn’t seem to be in our cafeteria and I just realized that I have consumed 64 ounces of the damn drink so far today (note 64 ounces of water is the RDA) which means that I have consumed about 270mg of caffeine; which explains the fact that my fingers just keep twitching.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.