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Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Finally a new TV has arrived!
So the Casa de CaliJ Hawaiian-Tropic crib now has a new TV in the living room. Nothing like lugging a heavy TV across the street: The racist and I kept cracking jokes about stopping people and offering to sell them the television “real cheap” since the 2 minorities in sandals lugging a nice TV at 11pm at night didn’t look shady enough. Weird moment of the night, the guy who we bought the TV from is actually my former neighbor from first year – “It’s a small world after all”
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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