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Thursday, June 30, 2005

The New COOL RUNNINGS!

So in less than 3 hours the co-summer Associate and the Cali- J will race against 14 executives from our corporation in Go-Karts. Despite the highly professional atmosphere of our corp I could not resist wearing a bright yellow polo with the Jamaican flag stitched on. Since I already threatened to put the VP into the wall ala NASCAR, I might as well go whole hog and let everyone be able to see me, no matter what part of the track they are on. Guess the email that I sent telling everyone about my guaranteed chances of victory and all the bets I placed wont come back to haunt me.

1 comment:

Marc M said...

Yeah man represent for Jamaica. By the way there are many ways to the top of an organization and one of the ways is removing competition. Go cart accidents are pretty common. Hint Hint or might as well be explicit "Take em Out".

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