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Thursday, June 30, 2005
The New COOL RUNNINGS!
So in less than 3 hours the co-summer Associate and the Cali- J will race against 14 executives from our corporation in Go-Karts. Despite the highly professional atmosphere of our corp I could not resist wearing a bright yellow polo with the Jamaican flag stitched on. Since I already threatened to put the VP into the wall ala NASCAR, I might as well go whole hog and let everyone be able to see me, no matter what part of the track they are on. Guess the email that I sent telling everyone about my guaranteed chances of victory and all the bets I placed wont come back to haunt me.
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- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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Yeah man represent for Jamaica. By the way there are many ways to the top of an organization and one of the ways is removing competition. Go cart accidents are pretty common. Hint Hint or might as well be explicit "Take em Out".
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