Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Yo Girl!

You know what’s cool about a mid week concert by a decent artist? It helps to break up the monotony of the week and helps you to feel like you can make it through the week. Dat’s COOL. Until of course you feel it the next morning and growl at your reflection in the mirror and every driver in your way in traffic.
To no one in particular: “CLOTHES OFF, FACE DOWN, ASS UP” – 50 Cent
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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.