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- The New COOL RUNNINGS!
- Finally a new TV has arrived!
- Are you serious Mexico?
- FREE ICE CREAM!!!
- Ready or NOT!
- Taco Tuesday?
- Jerk Chicken
- Why would you say that to me?
- What a locksmith!
- NATIONAL CHAMPS!!!
- Purity test!
- Since when is Tom Cruise a scientific and health e...
- And the NEW...
- Is this a good thing?
- GO HORNS GO!
- Ban Taco Tuesday!
- Alabama Assholes!
- Rocking to Britney - Oh the shame!!!
- Amazing story
- Cal beats USC?????
- GO HORNS GO!
- Props to Dad!!!!
- HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!
- R U trying to get his ass kicked?
- Batman Begins!!!!!
- Movie tonight?
- Your Bro!
- Raccoon ATTACK!!!!
- Jamaica owns the RECORD.
- I guess sorry?
- VERDICT!
- Post vegas synopsis.
- Mike Jones went Platinum!
- An Uncommon show!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
- Yo Girl!
- Jury of whose peers?
- Technology and strippers
- Forgot this one
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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Hook 'em Horns!
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