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Saturday, October 29, 2005


I made it to the damn barbri lecture: I spent the whole night drinking and then came to a Saturday morning class?? Thank GOD for Wireless internet! Half this class looks like warmed over death, another ¼ like death served cold and another ¼ is just too damn chipper for a Saturday morning. I took a shower last night and a shower this morning and I still smell like alcohol.


Maria Elisa said...

I loved your costume.

gigolopete said...

guess the horns were at the halloween party the night b4, too. fell off of that mighty computer thrown.

Anonymous said...

I think we can handle slipping to #2 in the BCS.

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