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Friday, September 09, 2005

Free Drinks 2nite

Free Drinks 2nite!

Exclusive to Cali-J readers…ok so granted it’s late in the night and only an hour b4 bar review but if any of my readers see this and step up to me 2nite I will give you a free drink as long as my drink tickets remain. I have a minimum of 25 free drinks lined up at the bar 2nite and though I could drink all 25 (and be irresponsible) I choose not to. Therefore I am giving away these tickets to whoever wants them.

1 comment:

Shotta M said...

Cho... I need to pass through Cali.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.