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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

I need new friends

Or a major change in scenery or something...something just isn't right. Talking to my exes is like eating chain saws: Many of my 'friends' trample me: I have peeps who should have no control over me issuing deadlines and ultimatums: I get my head chewed of by peeps who I try to do nice things for; something just isn't right. I may have to take a flight home for a week and straighten my head out (as soon as I get a bloody passport [just one more thing helping to flush my life down the toilet])


spreadlove said...

keep ya head up aaron

Maria Elisa said...

You know we love you Aaron. :) Do you really want to trade me in?

smallislandgirl said...

ah now getting to know you and you want to trade me in my feelings are hurt :O(

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.