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Saturday, September 24, 2005

Happy birthday to me...no sleeping pills tonight it aint safe!

Much props and mad love to all the peeps that wished me Happy Birthday: Thanks for all the well wishes, phone calls, hugs kisses, drinks etc. --a portion of this post has been edited on the advice of counsel-- (something about admitting to bad behavior on the web etc) Thanks JT for the call. Thanks R for the drinks. Thanks God for the tolerance. Blessed!

3 comments:

Mad Bull said...

Wait! You a one bad bwoy! Mi nevah know, sorry! Anyway, happy belated birthday!

aarond said...

hahah thanks! No need to say belated though today the 24th is my actual birthday and I intend to make last night look like a warmup.

Dr. D. said...

27 juice??!! Bumbocleat! Respec.

And you all bad up a bwoy pon you birtday....sound like Cali cyaan hol you at all.

Well, if the real celebration going mek las nite look like a warmup...I suppose your next blog post may be made from a laptop somewhere in a Californian hospital bed! Tek it easy and enjoy.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.