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Friday, September 02, 2005

Quick Blurbs


  • It’s sad when the mere act of filling up your car with gas doubles its value

  • The new Kanye album is sick or if you are Gwen Stefani and thug-lite it’s B-A-N-A-N-A-S

  • 5 am should be reserved for sleep not blogging

  • Bar review was fun if a little empty…always fun to drink with a professor though

  • The 24th of September is the best day of the year.

  • September is a great month

  • Bar review will return to PB this week: Canes

  • The week after it’s a PAD event and the week after that is the CALI-J birthday celebration possibly at on broadway

  • CW has some cute girls!

  • USD has some cute girls (I know where my bread is buttered)

  • Texas will play for the national title: GO HORNS GO

  • Cal has a chance to beat USC…please do so

  • Watching friends break up sucks.

  • They might be cute but I hate having the undergrads back on campus.

  • Even walking past the library is depressing

1 comment:

Shotta M said...

Ahhh...the complexities of life.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.