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- Mini horror story.
- No way, no Wayans?
- Texas Basketball
- The reason everyone laughs at Texas A and M!
- Time to nap?
- The new definition of Paranoia...
- Synopsis of the weekend
- Quick blurbs
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- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
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- "Bush don't like black people" REMIX!
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- My Birthday Bar Review!
- Quick blurbs ...ugly girls etc
- Fav Chappele quotes (warning explicit language)
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- Of fire alarms and new friends...
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- CaliJ loves the ladies
- I hate Dentists!
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- Projected Heisman Winner...
- Loved that game...
- GO HORNS GO!!!
- A Picture Share!
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- Yo!
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- Laura Bush v Kanye West! Round 2 to Laura
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- Gotta stay close
- Are you ready for some football?
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- Kanye: "Bush hates black people!"
- Bar Review at Canes
- Saturday
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
5 comments:
Now that's just wrong...why they didn't use the picture of the white people sitting on a piece of board with about three or four cases of Yuenling!
I'm Greg's friend Kelly and this website is hysterical.
pretty funny...
damn, this one keeps falling outta my tub . . . where am i gonna put . . . oh, my back pocket!
That is soooooooooo wrong....
ok it's funny..
but still, that is soooooooooo wrong....
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