HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Finally the actual big day has arrived. SO far I have been chilling and watching a great Saturday of college football. Sorry to all those who called and I have not yet returned your calls, but in my defense: Come on you called before noon on a Saturday. To all my friends not in the immediate Cali area please remember that I am on the West Coast 3 hours behind the East 2 behind Central, if my phone was not off I would have received calls at 7AM...definitely not the way to start my birthday. Gotta throw a college football jab: The big 10 (11) is the most over-rated conference this year.

Happy birthday to me...no sleeping pills tonight it aint safe!

Much props and mad love to all the peeps that wished me Happy Birthday: Thanks for all the well wishes, phone calls, hugs kisses, drinks etc. --a portion of this post has been edited on the advice of counsel-- (something about admitting to bad behavior on the web etc) Thanks JT for the call. Thanks R for the drinks. Thanks God for the tolerance. Blessed!

"Bush don't like black people" REMIX!

Props to Shotta for letting me know about this. So most peeps know about the Kanye West “Bush doesn’t care about black people comment”: Well here is a ridiculously funny video remixing the song “Gold-digger” with Kanye’s comment and using video footage of Bush and hurricane devastation: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2680444
I beg all the overly preach types to just watch the video with an open mind before bashing me or it etc…who am I kidding say whatever you damn feel.

I know it's wrong, but have a quick laugh...

Thanks Ash for the picture. Click on the photo to enlarge it.

My Birthday Bar Review!

L.I.T. Promotions and the birthday boy Present
Bar Review
At
RED CIRCLE
420 E St
Friday Sept 23rd
(Come celebrate Aaron’s birthday)
From 9.30pm till they kick you out

“Go, go, go shorty it’s your birthday. We gonna party like it’s your birthday, and you know we don’t give a…cause it’s your birthday”
$3 Domestics
$5 House martini Drinks
Cover: $5 w/ USD ID
T. J. and C.W. Law schools will be there also

September is the month for babies; so you are sure to know a birthday kid at the event…
Red Circle's boasts a multicolored wall of more than 100 varieties of vodka -- from 18 countries.

A Cali-Jamaican birthday event…jot that down!

Quick blurbs ...ugly girls etc

Is Wednesday special nudie bar night in SD? Driving by the ‘World famous’ Body Shop tonight the line of cars to get into that place at 9.30pm was ridiculous!!!! Is there something I don’t know about that place? I thought nudie bars in SD were supposed to suck.

Since when do bath poufs cost the same price as gold? I had to purchase a new one because the current one is a bit tattered and the ridiculous price they are charging made me pause. I mean come on its just some plastic or nylon crap attached to a bit of rope!

There are some ugly chics in the library tonight…serves me right for being in the library tonight! This place is severely depressing.

Seriously there are some UGLY chics in the LRC 2nite there is no way that, the girl I am currently looking at goes to school here, I would have noticed her by now. (Yes, yes before I get called out, I know this is not the nicest thing to say but I am in the LRC depressed and I am sure that beauty is only skin deep etc but how deep do I have to look?)

In 2 days I will have completed a ¼ century of life on this planet and I have loved it.

2 years ago I had never ever, ever, ever tried Sushi, now I have sushi cravings. Strange how once you taste somethings you just can’t get enough of them. (insert lewd remark here etc…)

Is it just me or as the price of gas rises the pumps pump slower?

Target is a special place: Anywhere that allows you to buy everything for the house in one spot and still somehow manage to pretend that it's higher class than Wal-Mart is a special place.

K back to reading I have procrastinated long enough.

Fav Chappele quotes (warning explicit language)

Again I warn you this post will have foul language
My roomies copy of Chappelle season 2 is back in the house and of course I immediately lost 2 hours of my life to watching a show that I have seen so many times. Of course no blog about favorite Chappelle quotes can start without…Real Rick James: Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Of course I am way too lazy to type these quotes out so I copied them you can click on the links to see more quotes I just copied some of the ones that I love.

Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson. Samuel Jackson: [shouts] Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch! [Jackson walks up to the businessman] Samuel Jackson: [shouts] How's it taste, motherfucker? Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me? Samuel Jackson: [shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!

Yes, they deserve to die! And I hope they burn in hell!

Wayne Brady: [introducing his prostitutes] Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes. Dave Chappelle: Good evening, bitches.

Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker? Dave Chappelle: That was MOONEY!


Audience Member: Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Negrodamus: Because he has the receipt.

[on "Making the Band"] Dylan: I mean, who are da five greatest rappers of all time? [counting on his fingers] Dylan: Dylan... Dylan... Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.

Dave Chappelle: Look, man, look. Michael Jackson has many faces - none of them look guilty to me. You gotta look in the eyes, not the noses.

Tron: Katie has some big ass tit-tays!

Dave Chappelle: R. Kelly was pissed. No punchline to that. Nigga was pissed. He was all, "How could you go and make a video about peeing on someone?" Nigga, how could YOU go making a video about peeing on somebody?

Gonerrhia: Oh, hello Dave Chappelle. Haven't seen you in a while. Dave Chappelle: ...Sick motherfucker...

Happy Birthday

Arman, any time any place, with my new tennis game your ass is grass!

Yeah I watched Clueless so what?

So I caught a cold this weekend, so hopped up on the drugs and the lack of vicodin (trying to not take it) I have consumed; a lot of television, 2 tubs of ice cream, a bag of popcorn, 6 cups of pudding, 5 cinabons (damn that crap is so good), and that is only the junk food. So clearly the body has been abused this weekend. Amusing that I am healthier when drinking! So anyway in my somewhat weakened state I caught some of clueless. I have only seen the full movie once and I confess that I liked it. Not liked it in the sense that “Damn this is a good movie” but more like “Huh this is amusing and a decent waste of a couple of hours”.

So watching it today I remembered how back then Alicia Silverstone was the next “it” actress. She was supposed to blow up and then…nothing. What happened to her? Her career tanked faster than Bush’s approval rating. <An aside and I will probably ask this again: Is it an approval rating if it drops below 50% isn’t it then a disapproval rating?> But anyway back to Clueless amazing that Brittany Murphy currently has the best career of the ladies from that movie. I guarantee that in 1995: 9/10 peeps would have picked Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash or Elisa Donovan (damn she was snotty on Sabrina the teenage witch [type-cast]) to have the bigger careers, but not the girl who had a difficult time dancing to “Rolling with the Homies”

So though I know it’s not the most macho movie to watch (In my defense I also watched Demolition Man this wknd not a great movie but definitely macho and who didn’t like the Peroxide hair of Wesley Snipes) and guys always laugh at the guy that brings it up some how guys always know scenes from that movie. If you don’t believe me test out your boys (unless of course they read the blog and will then lie to save face), most guys have watched and liked Clueless. Hell many guys can even quote from that movie, though that is not the best thing to do if trying to show that you are a man among boys etc.

Plus we all know that, that movie gives you a true insight into the lives of California kids!

My Birthday Dinner!

K so I have decided to go to Harney Sushi. If you have not received an evite it could be a bunch of reasons; my innate laziness and inability to type in too many email addies at once; I cannot remember your email addie; I sent the email to the wrong addie; I don't know you so Y did you expect an invite?; or I need you to actually give me your email so that I can send you an invite.
Harney sushi
Saturday September the 24th at 7pm.

Happy Birthday

Dan, you have been a great roomie...now go fetch my laundry damn it.

Raw fish for my birthday

Ok so my birthday is this Saturday. So of course I have a big bar review planned for the Friday night. But, this Saturday I would like to go out to Sushi for my birthday dinner and would like to go with some friends so if anyone can suggest somewhere good to go for sushi that could fit at least 5-20 people please tell me.

Good day

TEXAS wins and OU and Notre Dame both lose!

Congratulations Ms. Chen!

Knew you could win!

Of fire alarms and new friends...

So some asshole decided to pull my complex’s fire alarm at 1am: Which of course led me to the discovery that we have a central alarm system that is so piercing it could wake the dead. In the middle of watching Morales get his ass kicked by Raheem in a shocking boxing match the alarm went off and I like all the other residents of our complex had to leave our apartments because the noise was ear splitting and impossible to handle inside an apartment. But every cloud has a silver lining, I ended up meeting a tonne of my neighbors and we all kicked it (if you are a savvy reader you will note the time of this post) till 4am so I guess the alarm going off was not the worst thing in the world and it allowed me to meet some new friends.

A Picture Share!

Good luck gwen!

A few pics

Let's start the night with some Twinkies
Let's move to the body guards
And Now I have gotten too lazy to create funny taglines so create your own for the rest

Brief Toga Party recap!

So the Toga party was fun last night really took me back to the undergrad days. Sadly I couldn’t drink so could not partake in that social aspect and my dancing was limited to the “trample” (it’s a Rasta thing) when the “Welcome to Jamrock” came on…I took a tonne of pictures but uhmm so many of them needed to be screened that I couldn’t post them last night. Not sure if my judgment should be trusted to post pics while I am on painkillers.

Bloody day last part not for the squeamish

So I am in class cracking up and that is bad for a couple reasons: One because it leads to a bloody mouth and second because the professor is talking about slaves and animals.

So let’s recap the day of the cali-J:
Went to the dentist had oral surgery DID NOT CRY.
And thus the story begins, you might ask why I proudly display the words did not cry…but let me tell you that for a few hours last night I kept having this conversation with myself…
“Aaron you are a grown man you cannot cry at the dentist”
To which I responded “But damn it Aaron, that crap is going to hurt” Which led to the response “Aaron, seriously how is it going to look if you cry at the dentist” So at that moment I realized that I am so damn cocky that when I have conversations with myself I actually talk in the 3rd person to myself {an aside: Pierre did you see that, did you see what she just did in class Cot Damn that was Hot} So I being the none afraid able to handle anything pumped up person that I was at that point took my vicodin, took my penicillin, took a vitamin, swallowed some ibuprofen threw the sleeping pills across the room and went to bed. Woke up in the morning timed my arrival at the dentist office for exactly the time of my appt because I knew I wouldn’t be able to sit there and listen to other peeps come in. Kids crying at the dentist just freaks me out.

Let me take a moment to let y’all know that I am not scared of normal medical procedures. But something about the dental process freaks me out…actually I know what it is the anesthesia never fully works on me I always feel some of the pain (and not imagined pain like others but actual pain) and when I was a kid the damn dentist pulled the wrong tooth so I had to go back in to get my tooth pulled again because of the dentists fault So forgive me if I have moments of fear

Anyway I get tired of typing rather quickly so let me cut this short…if you are squeamish do not read the rest of this.
So the doc gave me 3 shots of whatever that crap is that is supposed to numb you plus the application of the local anesthetic. Then attacked my tooth, shards of pain attacked my brain but since it was half way in I refused to complain but I did make an “Oh” exclamation. Then I heard the sound I had dreaded…CRACK…the bloody tooth broke at the root. Nothing like hearing your dentist say (though to his credit he kept his voice calm) “Oh no, it broke at the root get me an x-ray and lets see if we have to dig it out” Of course being my luck the x-ray showed that they needed to dig it out so of course they proceeded to do just that. And finally got it but it took me 2 more shots because I was actually feeling too much pain (It’s Novocain right?). So my day started with 5 injections one broken tooth, a sore gum and puffy lips and cheeks. And of course now I cant eat solid food, and I cannot drink…it’s like I am a baby all over again without the joy of being able to spit up whenever I want and be carried everywhere I need to go. Told you if you were squeamish to stop reading.

CaliJ loves the ladies

I love the wings at hooters! Plus they wear orange how can you go wrong there?

I hate Dentists!

I have oral surgery tomorrow morning and I am so nervous. Or maybe I should fess up and just admit that I am afraid of the dentist. As a kid I remember crying, crying and crying some more at the dentist. Because I hated the feeling of getting a filling so much I have taken great care of my teeth, brushing 3xs a day, flossing (occasionally) constantly using Listerine and yet I now have to have oral surgery? It just doesn’t seem fair, but oh well. So I scheduled my appt for 8.30am which of itself is painful and you may wonder why I would do that to myself, but, the thing is that I know I would not be able to make it through the day if I had to deal both with the pain of an exposed nerve in my jaw and the thought of having to go in for an appt. Even now in class I have completely stopped listening to my prof and just started thinking about the damn chair. I know I know American dentists are supposed to be relatively painless but…screw that I am the one whose jaw they are digging into and I am the one whose tooth they are taking, so call me a baby all you want: I am the baby who HATES THE BLOODY DENTIST.

Bad lyrics for a bad day

So one of my boys thinks that I have gone soft re chics and that there is cause for concern. Well let me use Da entourage’s lyrics to dispel that fear:
All the hoes with your drawz in your ass,And you got blue beads fallin' out your glass. …They say you actin' kinda funny I heard you boppin' for that money You say you lookin' for a ballerGirl, then let me spoil ya …I'm so glad I got my own,I ain't worried about Josephine.My life's a natural hop.Won't you bunny hop with me?…You gotta make sure both hands on the floor.When you wobble wobble, pop ya ass on the floor.You bounce it, then you pick it back up.Now, you can tell that I want to fuck.You look and you say "Nah nah,"But after while, my boy's goin' down.How your nipples and your titties start to sweat.Girl, I know that fire pussy's starting to get wet.…Get your shine on 'cause I'm getting mine on.I ain't worried about you.If you like to party hard, then I like to party too.
--Da Entourage “Bunny Hop”

It was a hot song for about 2 mins in the South. So I don’t exactly agree with the whole text of the song but I assure you my Iranian friend that I have no worries, there is no love for some crazy chic, the Cali J is still rolling through and meeting new peeps.

Happy Birthday

Damon... You still can't beat me in tennis!

Vicodin Dreams!

Read at your own peril, I wrote this one because I am bored in class. So I fell asleep shortly after reading some Cal Civ Pro and I think that plus the Vicodin accounted for my dream…nothing major, just not the type of dream that I would expect. So in the middle of what I can only imagine was initially restful sleep since I delayed taking the vicodin till the last possible minute since GW screamed at me when I asked if it would be cool to take it with a sleeping pill sorry I digress…In the middle of just normal crappy dreams I suddenly found myself in a court room. I was looking damn good though nice dark suit had the fro in rows and the beard all trimmed up, sorry back to the story.

So I was representing someone bringing a suit of some kind I think it was a personal injury claim. We filed the suit with just one day left to get in under the statute of limitations but then the bastards raised a demurer, something about we missed the day because we filed late or some crap like that (it was dream so hard to lock down specifics).

Then out of nowhere in the dream my client snapped and screamed “I have your demurer right here” (even in my dreams I don’t curse) and charged the defendant and slapped the defendant square in the face. Then all of a sudden the bloody keebler elves swooped in and began kicking my ass and my client’s ass (that part I know occurred because I kept referencing the family guy line “Those freaking elves man, they came out of nowhere” so it was on my mind). Then all of a sudden the courtroom turned into a dentist’s office and my tooth was yanked out with some rusty ass pliers…then with a bloody mouth and a prominent gap I tried to hit on the nurse (that took care of me a the doctors office on Monday – had to get a shot…no one needs to worry about for what – it’s all good) because I thought she was cute and I thought she was feeling me but then she kissed me, bloody gap toothed mouth and all and it freaked me out so much that I woke up sweating and freaked out of my mind. Damn I thought blogging this would help the time pass in class but it only took me 3 minutes to type this crap damn it.

Happy Birthday

Mike...Told you the horns would prevail, oh well you old people can't always be trusted to get things right.

Happy Birthday

Jeremy!

Lets play a game of Upside/Downside

Upside: I have a ton of Vicodin: Downside; I need it because I am losing a wisdom tooth.
Upside: I can now DD for Thursday night’s Toga party: Downside; I can now DD for Thursday night’s Toga party.
Upside: I get to see some of our school’s young ladies in a toga: Downside; We all get to see some of our school’s young men in a toga.
Upside: A black man gets to wear a white sheet with holes in it: Downside; I have to wear a sheet!
Upside: I don’t have to plan a bar review: Downside; I am still expected to help with the Toga party!
Upside: The new cute girls added to our schools population in the 1Ls: Downside; 2 weeks into the semester and many are already looking haggard.
Upside TEXAS BEAT OSU: Downside; NONE!

Projected Heisman Winner...

Vince Young is now hot on the heels of Matt Leinart in Espn’s Heisman Expert polling: only 3 points separate the two. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/heisman/index

Loved that game...

I love that a crazy Ohio State linebacker ran his mouth and now has to sit at home watching Vince Young highlights on Sportscenter. Ramonce Taylor had prolly the craziest kickoff return I have ever seen: The kid nearly takes a knee in the end zone then decides at the last minute that, that was not a good idea, manages to avoid multiple safety tackles and scamper for 35 hard earned yards.

Vince Young running an offence is a beautiful sight. The Texas D was great holding them to 5 FGs when they could probably have scored 3 TDs when in the Texas territory.

GO HORNS GO!!!

Very good game Ohio State. I salute you!

A Picture Share!

Why i love texas. We cheer like wild animals! Cause we can!

Bloody Irish!

So I intended to sleep in since it was a long night and I expect tonight to be just as long. But I woke up to check on scores (A southern education means Saturdays are lost to football) intending to go back to sleep for another 2 hours but nope the Marshall game was too exciting and now Damn Michigan is losing to the Stinking Irish. I HATE NOTRE DAME!! But damn Charlie Weis can coach…oh well looks like the 2 top Big 10 teams are going to lose in one day. GO HORNS GO!

Thanks and watch...

Texas beat Ohio State later today at 5pm. I will be at Players Bar and Grill watching the game y’all should come out and share my joy. Of course if the unfathomable happens and Texas loses you may want to avoid me. Thanks to those who came out to bar review, I think a good time was had by all…the line at Santanas was bloody long, damn, nothing express about that.

Free Drinks 2nite

Free Drinks 2nite!

Exclusive to Cali-J readers…ok so granted it’s late in the night and only an hour b4 bar review but if any of my readers see this and step up to me 2nite I will give you a free drink as long as my drink tickets remain. I have a minimum of 25 free drinks lined up at the bar 2nite and though I could drink all 25 (and be irresponsible) I choose not to. Therefore I am giving away these tickets to whoever wants them.

Yo!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR TRUSTING HER!

Airbags on Bikes????

Hmm Honda has introduced a bike with an airbag!

Laura Bush v Kanye West! Round 2 to Laura

Laura Bush described as "disgusting" comments by rapper Kanye West. Good for her, nice to see her sticking up for her husband.

So I got accused earlier by a commenter about dropping the race card when responding to their post about white people having more money than black people…well so be it, if the race card is dropped what of it? How can someone throw out a racial claim like that (which is true by the way white peeps have more money than black peeps) when arguing about the misguided comments of one black man (Kanye) and then try to hide behind the veil of “When black people use race it’s the race card but when white people use it, it’s a social comment”?

When I posted the Kanye comment I posted it because I thought it was the funniest tv moment I had seen in a long damn time especially with all the hurricane coverage. Of course I was very, very naïve to think that I could post that and a racial issue not spark. Guess this hurricane tragedy just shows that we are not as harmonious as we may have thought we were, or well as some of you thought: I went to school in Texas, coming from a foreign country, trust me, I knew race relations were more tenuous than Hollywood would have you believe.

By the way in terms of Laura Bush v Kanye I am picking Laura…strong southern woman and we already know that she can kill a man (it was an accident).

Sorry to the SBA for my comments earlier, I am just frustrated by the tragedy.

TEXAS v OSU

Wow a fan is flying in from Paris, France just to see the game. Look at the price of tickets for the game. All to see OSU get their asses KICKED GO HORNS GO!!!!

Gotta stay close

Gotta stay close

So this is not a new rule, but…anyone who knows things that could keep you from running for president; needs to remain your friend or needs to die soon.

Are you ready for some football?

The professional season begins tonight. I bloody hate the Patriots and would be happy to see them lose every single game (but that wont happen). So here’s to Da Raiders may you go on to win tonight and beat the bloody Pats!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!
Amanda…now drink till you forget that you have a shorter twin in the law school!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday
Suzanne…now show some respect to your elders!

Hurricane donations in the Writs!

So I guess now that I am not SBA I can critique? Actually I am dong it because this hurricane thing has just gotten to me and I think we can do more, more, more. Many of you USD peeps may have missed that the SBA is doing a drive for Katrina. In fact I missed it too, because they have chosen to couple it with the same table that they are selling t-shirts from and the flyer for the donations also contains the words t-shirt sale etc and is filled with so much damn writing that I have noticed peeps just pass over it and I even heard one SBA member state “I just passed it because there was so much writing”. I think this is something that we need to separate away from the t-shirt (flea market looking table) and allow peeps to come up to the table w/o feeling that at the same time they are making a donation they are being pressured to purchase a t-shirt.

By the way just because I posted here does not mean I will not directly mention it to an SBA member and try to get that resolved – I know Tiff reads this, so should I immediately forget to mention it to someone at least I know through this medium someone with authority will see this.

I need new friends

Or a major change in scenery or something...something just isn't right. Talking to my exes is like eating chain saws: Many of my 'friends' trample me: I have peeps who should have no control over me issuing deadlines and ultimatums: I get my head chewed of by peeps who I try to do nice things for; something just isn't right. I may have to take a flight home for a week and straighten my head out (as soon as I get a bloody passport [just one more thing helping to flush my life down the toilet])

Kanye: "Bush hates black people!"

So by now many of you have probably heard of Kanye West’s spontaneous outpouring of emotion during a hurricane relief effort culminating with the words “Bush hates Black People”. This is one of the best moments of live tv I have seen in awhile and so I had to incorporate the transcript from the show as well as a link to watch video of the incident.
Bear in mind that everything was supposed to be scripted and read from a teleprompter.


Myers: The landscape of the city has changed dramatically, tragically and perhaps irreversibly. There is now over 25 feet of water where there was once city streets and thriving neighborhoods.


West: I hate the way they portray us in the media. You see a black family, it says, "They're looting." You see a white family, it says, "They're looking for food." And, you know, it's been five days [waiting for federal help] because most of the people are black. And even for me to complain about it, I would be a hypocrite because I've tried to turn away from the TV because it's too hard to watch. I've even been shopping before even giving a donation, so now I'm calling my business manager right now to see what is the biggest amount I can give, and just to imagine if I was down there, and those are my people down there. So anybody out there that wants to do anything that we can help -- with the way America is set up to help the poor, the black people, the less well-off, as slow as possible. I mean, the Red Cross is doing everything they can. We already realize a lot of people that could help are at war right now, fighting another way -- and they've given them permission to go down and shoot us!


(Kanye then turns to Mike Myers because I guess it was his turn on the teleprompter)


Myers: And subtle, but in many ways even more profoundly devastating, is the lasting damage to the survivors' will to rebuild and remain in the area. The destruction of the spirit of the people of southern Louisiana and Mississippi may end up being the most tragic loss of all.


(Crazily enough Mike Myers actually threw it back to Kanye or as the Washington post put it [“And, because Myers is apparently as dumb as his Alfalfa hair, he throws it back to West.”])


West: George Bush doesn't care about black people!


(they then cut to Chris Tucker with Myers in the back ground saying…)
Myers: Please call . . .


I love them at the end kicking it to Chris Tucker by cutting away abruptly from Kanye and Chris Tucker having that WTF somebody save me look on his face.


Video of the incident http://s43.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3U9SXJ033M8B62KE31EU65K9Z2

Bar Review at Canes

L.I.T. Promotions returns to the beach (“Lord a Mercy”)
Bar Review
At
Canes
“Right near da beach”
Mission Beach
By the Roller Coaster

“If I wasn’t from Jamaica, why would I be wearing this hat?”

Friday Sept 9th  

FREE access to Upstairs rooftop deck from 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. 

Drink Specials
$3 Domestic drafts
$4 Sam Adams
$3 wells

Tickets to see the Dave Matthews Experience (cover band) in the club downstairs will be $5 for all USD Law students w/ law school ID.
A Cali-Jamaican endorsed event…jot that down!

Saturday

Saturday

Was a pretty amazing day:

• OU LOST ‘boomer sooner’ that beyotches


• The Chief Justice died…opening up his spot for Roberts


• Texas crushed LA Lafayette (Doesn’t feel that great since there was never a doubt and those poor kids have gone through so much)


• Cal looked better with their 3rd string than their heralded recruit


• My heart aches for the starting QB that was a rough break – no pun intended: The kid is out indefinitely, a busted season b4 the first half that sucks.


• Ted Guinn looked vulnerable and Ohio State looked beatable.


• Oh and I slept a full 6 hours. All in all it was a good day.

Hurricane relief

So earlier I made a call for us all to pitch in and help with the hurricane relief. I received a call from the SBA prez that the SBA will be conducting a donation drive at some point this week. I do not have all the details but, once I receive the info I will be sure to post it here so that we can all pitch in.

Happy Birthday

Kimball...I know I know I didn't make it out.

Football begins...

I know Thursday was the official start but this is when the REAL season I care about begins. My family loyalties are as fractured as any family that grew up in the states (we are all American College educated...I held out for as long as possible). All the teams that I care about play today: TEXAS, CAL, USC, MICHIGAN, NORTH CAROLINA...I need the first team to win (guaranteed) would like the 2nd to win would love USC to lose to HI (a man can dream) UM and NC are peripheral, when they are not playing UT or challenging our poll position I can cheer for them. I am tired of my bro (a USC grad) calling me to recap games, this is the year of the F.U.S.C. chants Go Cal! GO HORNS GO! Now onto a solid 14 hours of drinking...I love College football.

Happy Birthday

Carlo, Sorry I didn't make it out.

Quick Blurbs

• It’s sad when the mere act of filling up your car with gas doubles its value


• The new Kanye album is sick or if you are Gwen Stefani and thug-lite it’s B-A-N-A-N-A-S


• 5 am should be reserved for sleep not blogging


• Bar review was fun if a little empty…always fun to drink with a professor though


• The 24th of September is the best day of the year.


• September is a great month


• Bar review will return to PB this week: Canes


• The week after it’s a PAD event and the week after that is the CALI-J birthday celebration possibly at on broadway


• CW has some cute girls!


• USD has some cute girls (I know where my bread is buttered)


• Texas will play for the national title: GO HORNS GO


• Cal has a chance to beat USC…please do so


• Watching friends break up sucks.


• They might be cute but I hate having the undergrads back on campus.


• Even walking past the library is depressing

Pic from New Orleans thanks to my sis!

I just posted these to share the horror with y'all. At the same time it's cool how we can bounce back and move on. Oh and the picture of the school buses tripped me out, without the caption (which doesn't show up here)I wouldn't have recognized them but you will figure what they are now that I told you.

Happy Birthday

Pierre, Ye ole Whore!!!

Can we give some money to New Orleans please?

Can we start a fund for the people in New Orleans? I am possible the worst person when it comes to organizing something compassion based…but in this case I will bite the bullet and start collecting funds. I would love other school groups to get in on this too. When the Tsunami hit last year it was the in thing to trumpet Tsunami causes etc. Well here we have our own natural disaster of magnificent proportions and I think if anything overseas was worthy of our money this local homeland disaster matches them all. Do not be fooled by the glitz and glamour of bourbon street New Orleans is horridly poor and I think it would be good for all of us to pitch in and send some money en masse from USD law to the Red Cross or some such similar group.

BAR REVIEW AT AUBERGINE

L.I.T. Promotions Presents
Bar Review
At
Aubergine
500 4th avenue

Thursday Sept 1st
(Leaves Labor day weekend available)
From 9.30pm till they kick you out

It’s a 3,4,5, event…
$3 Domestics
$4 Cover with USD ID
$5 House vodka Drinks
T. J. and C.W. Law schools will be there also

http://www.aubergineon4th.com/

Dress code will be enforced for this event please no sneakers or flip flops

A Cali-Jamaican endorsed event…jot that down!

Difference between reporting of whites and blacks

So my room-mate (Dan) and my friend (Damon) both showed me the fun/irony in this reporting...click on the words white and then black to follow the links...note that the white peeps found food while the black kid Looted

Have you ever wanted to be in movies?

If yes, here's your chance!

Filming will include the Orange bowl tailgating scene
at Qualcomm
Stadium on September 3rd from 12-6 before the
UCLA/SDSU game (A game that the Cali-J will be attending…look for the streaker). This is also the date of the Longhorns first 2005
victory which starts at 4pm local time, so TVs will be provided to watch that game during the tailgate.

We are looking to assemble actual 'horns fans to give
the film that extra element of reality. We'll have some beer, bring
your tailgate stuff and your Texas colors (flags, banners, Bevo
impersonators, whatever you've got...) and we will have some laughs and launch the UT season in style!

The wind done gone…

So Katrina came and oh she was a wet one. (Ok so once again I slipped into grade school humor but screw it OCI is a depressing time so let me act childish for a second)

On to the actual rant:
The loss of life is sad, the massive destruction of property I think is even sadder. See here is my feeling…

People were given mandatory evacuation orders and many ignored it, many felt that the hurricane would not hit them or hit them hard. Screw them…if you had the option to leave and stayed put after all those warnings I find it hard to be sympathetic to you if you were injured. The sympathy I feel is for all those who lost property, all those who are currently being looted (nasty thieving rat bastards – looters should be shot! More on that in a sec.). Amazing that with all the warnings peeps still stayed put and then have the audacity to call for rescuers – What? Hell no swim your dumbass to safety…by staying and then calling for help you have put in danger the lives of all those who have to come for you and let’s not kid ourselves we know brave fire fighters and policemen will always come for you no matter how much u were at fault. Some dude called the AP saying he didn’t want to break through his roof but that water was lapping at his ankles and “I want to live” This is why I couldn’t be a dispatcher because some how I know that 911 would suddenly drop a call.

The loss of property sucks I hate peeps who are saying serve them right for living there. Screw that: I know it’s a chance you take living in the NO but that doesn’t mean that my heart can’t go out to them when a storm comes and takes everything away. Hell I live in Cali I know we are one big earthquake away from the stone age, the mid west is one major dust storm away from the early 1900s (look it up if you don’t know) and hell the east coast is one good hurricane away from being the Dakotas. We all take chances in spots where we live…though those peeps that keep building trailer homes in tornado alley kind of piss me off. Many peeps in NO grew up there so it’s not for anyone to tell them that they should move just to be safe…just EVACUATE damn it when a storm is coming.

Now my federal tax dollars are going to rescue yokel after yokel from the top of his roof…LEARN TO SWIM or LEARN TO EVACUATE. Do both and everything will be better. Don’t get me wrong though, those people who were unable to escape due to infirmities or poverty etc have all my love and sympathy…the rest of y’all…Fassys!

Looters I hate you and pity you, anyone who takes things from others in times like this is an asshole. I know some of those peeps stayed put when the storm came just hoping for the chance to loot. I hope you drown!

For you Tara

So I went over to the School’s eatery for lunch today (something I try to avoid) circumstances demanded it…I had to walk to school today because my garage door and all the other garage doors in my complex would not open…but I digress.

So I was at the eatery which is only half an eatery since until the damn undergrads return to school nothing good is open and the persons behind the counter cop an attitude as if my money is no good

(Tangent: “Your damn tasteless made with day old bread sandwiches are not worth the paper they are wrapped in so maybe you should served the bloody sandwich with a bloody smile on your face” – is what I wanted to say but of course all that came out was “ Can I have a mission beef [roast beef sandwich with a cutesy name as if that will improve the taste] toasted please” ) So after dealing with the shocked look because I dared to ask for it toasted and my reply of “fine” to the statement that it will have to be microwaved.

I take my sandwich to the check out counter and say to the lady “Just a sandwich” so that I do not get charged for the crappy combo (Tangent: “Good grief sandwiches at our school are bloody expensive $4.25 for a thin slice of roast beef a strip of lettuce, mozzarella cheese and day old bread??????”) to my statement of “Just a sandwich” I receive the reply “That is not just a sandwich that is a ‘Mission Beef’!” To that I replied with yep u guessed it nothing not a damn thing what am I going to say to that, that look of pride that hint of I created that name in her voice I will not be the man who crushes the sandwich chefs dreams I will not be the bearer of bad news, plus at the time it struck me that damn maybe this sandwich is as good as she says…NOPE. I had it hastily before class and it’s just like every other damn sandwich over there so now because I am bored in class and still mad that I was tricked by a mildly amusing sandwich name that cost way too much I am blogging. STONE COLD.

Thugging and bugging the Simpson way!

Sorry had to blog this: So on the MTV awards tonight Jessica Simpson said “We are two white chics from the dirty South” (that alone is funny) but what I found funnier was that whomever was in charge of the captions typed “...Two white chics from Texas” Guess the stenographer just couldn’t believe what she had heard.

"Get her wetter than the perfect storm"

My Caribbean peeps will remember Gilbert, but, at least for us Jamaica is above sea level New Orleans is 6-8 feet below sea level (The bowl-shaped city must pump water out even during normal times) and is expected to be completely covered in water. I guess Pat Robertson ("A condition like this will bring about ... earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor," ) would call that a cleansing.


"Mayor Ray Nagin declared a state of emergency on Sunday and ordered a mandatory evacuation of the city the Category 5 storm approached.

Forecasters said the storm surge could reach 28 feet.

"We are facing a storm that most of us have feared," Nagin said. "I do not want to create panic, but I do want the citizens to understand that this is very serious and it's of the highest nature. About 70 percent of New Orleans is below sea level, and is protected by a series of levies." -- AP

Not mentor worthy!

I was not given a mentee!! Damn if BD can have 3 what did I do wrong...probably wiser not to trust the future of new and impressionable law students in the hands of the Cali-J.

Happy Birthday

Tessie

Alcohol + sleeping pills = ?

A man too tired to blog...
A man tired of the drama...
A man who is glad his friends got home safe...
A man whose cell phone will be turned off so don't bother to call it...
A man who can't wait for the next bar review Thursday Sept 1st at AUBERGINE...

1st BAR REVIEW...L.I.T. promotions is Back!

L.I.T. Promotions
Cordially invites you to the Year’s first Bar Review.
At E-Street Alley
Friday August 26th
Mention you are with USD to get in for only $5 before 12am.
Drink specials all night in the Blue room $2 Wells and $2 domestics

This event will be a celebration of the bringing together of the newest members of USD and a welcome back to our returning students and friends.
Open till 4 AM.
Located in the Historic Lawyers Block Building at 919 Fourth Ave. San Diego, CA 92101.
E- Street is one of San Diego’s largest clubs (19.000 square feet) and features Chino, a full-service dining/catering restaurant with a sushi bar; the plush Blue Room lounge; and Club E, a high-energy dance club.

A Cali-J endorsed event…jot that down!

Bad customer service

Looks like customer service in Chi Town is a bit shoddy…Too lazy to blog more so read the link. Thanks for the article Josh.

Not very PC of me, but heck what is?

If you're a regular Cali-J reader you know I am not one for posting jokes but this one just cracked me up too much not to share...course the exaggerated joy I am getting out of it might be due to the fact that my Civil Procedure reading is so damn boring.

Two Blonde Genies
A guy is walking along a beach on the Mississippi Gulf Coast when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, "I don't get it. I can understand the first wish, having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he'd want to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

--thanks Amy for the joke!

Not sure whether I should be proud or just laugh.

"The Princeton Review survey also listed UT Austin 10th among 361 colleges and universities for the number of students packing the stadiums for sporting events. In other categories, UT Austin was 12th among the best college libraries, 13th among great college towns, 14th for the low number of hours students study each day, 15th for the best college newspaper, 15th for the best party school, 19th for the popularity of intramural and intercollegiate sports and 19th for beer consumption."

The guide said the university is “on anybody’s list of the top 10 public universities in the nation. The Plan II liberal arts honors program is one of the nation’s most renowned. Though it is also the capital of Texas, Austin ranks among the nation’s best college towns.”

"The university is highly ranked in the U.S. News survey of the best business and engineering undergraduate programs.

The McCombs School of Business ranked fifth, tied with Carnegie Mellon University, the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill and New York University. McCombs was ranked sixth in last year’s survey. The McCombs’ accounting program ranked second in qualitative rankings of specialty areas, while its management information systems and marketing programs ranked third, and the finance program ranked fifth."

I think most rankings are crap anyway but it was fun to read this about my old school...Go HORNS: 2006 National Champs.

Warning explicit lyrics...

Ever notice that when one of your crew members progresses and gets something that they are happy about people on the outside of the crew all of a sudden seem to have a problem with the entire crew? Too many lies have been told this summer behind peoples backs: amazing how one end of the year party can cause so much damn drama. If you have something to say to any member of the Old Section B just step up and say it but quit the petty high school whisper, whisper behind the back foolishness and be a man about yours. Or go home and nurse your sore vagina.

Admit it DUI you know when you found out what that dude has been saying about you that you just wanted to shout…

“My attitude was, "Fuck it," cause motherfuckers love it
To be a soldier, must maintain composure at ease
Though life is complicated, only what you make it to be
Uhh, and my ambitions as a ridah to catch her
while she hot, and horny, go up inside her
Then I spit some game in her ear, "Go to the tele hoe"“
--"Ambitionz Az A Ridah" 2Pac

It happens man, for some reason some peeps just don’t want to see others rise and be happy. It’s all good I know the “Klique” has got your back, let BD handle it. Worse comes to worse we will let Tiff at him, but this aint something we gotta get worked up about.

Taco Tuesday

So as I sit in another class that makes me want to kill myself (and it’s only 2 days into the semester) I know that today will definitely have to be a TACO TUESDAY. So let’s say about 8-ish at either PB bar and Grill or Moondoggies, see y’all there.

Happy Birthday Ben

You survived being friends with BD and myself so clearly the rest of your life can’t be all bad.

Skip college if you can!

I found it highly ironic that in “The perfect score” Darius Miles plays a kid weighing the choice between getting a good SAT score to get into college vs. going straight to the pros, and his momma is lecturing him on the benefits of going to college. The same D-Miles that was the highest high school pick for the NBA in 2000!!!! I am a big fan of college but to be honest I am fine with high school kids that are great players skipping college to go straight to the million dollar guaranteed world of the NBA. What is the bonus of college for them? After all college is supposed to prepare you for life and to get a great career, but if your career is already laid out for you and it includes millions: Why the hell would you include the prep part?

Fun pics from orientation

Ah the joy of the welcome reception...

Priorities

So I have to be at school in under 6 hours for orientation and I am just making it in from the bars. Nothing like a law student for figuring out how to divide responsibility and fun: Thanks to y’all for coming out, too many peeps to shout out so let me shout out the letters from A to V all those are covered. I meant every word I said to you tonight…every single word! STONE COLD!

Basic Advice for incoming Students...

So I spoke to a friend sometime ago (Marc - congrats on making it in) and I told him that at orientation I am a part of the student panel for incoming students but I can never remember all I want to tell incoming students ( I know I could write it down but that would be too smart) so this year I am posting things on my blog and I hope that other students will post their own comments to help others along.

First things first RELAX…I bloody hate all the horror stories that people feed incoming students and the stories that people who had a bad law school experience try to propagate. There is no doubt that law school is stressful. But, the same is true for all grad programs; you just can’t let the stress get to you, otherwise you are in for the 3-4 worse years of your life. I enjoyed/enjoy law school and enjoyed the people around me who helped to make it better. (shout out to the Rainbow Coalition)

So since I mentioned people lets talk about friends: Make them and treasure them. It’s a cliché but, “no man is an island.” Make friends in school it makes the time here so much easier and it provides a support system to help you through whatever may come. You will find that you meet a ton of people during orientation exchange numbers emails whatever get to know people NOW because during the semester you will find that your world becomes dominated by your section and the rest of the law school becomes a foreign land to you. There is very little interaction outside of your section beyond (personal plug- BAR REVIEW).

Shall we move to academics because I know at this point many readers are panicked and wondering about classes, grades, professors and class participation. But if you do the above two things then you can face the academic portion of law school with a strong base. Let me address this portion by answering questions I always get.
- Will a professor embarrass me in class? No! (Yes if you have not read) There is not a single 1L professor that attempts to embarrass a student, being asked to answer in class should not be a scary moment it should be a moment to put your knowledge to use.
- What if I don’t like to talk? You will only have to talk as much as the professor has asked you and you will only be questioned on the material that was given to y’all to read. Most professors have a system that will let you know when you will be called on and it’s the easiest thing in the world to prepare for.
- Will I have to read every night? Yes and No. It makes it easier to keep up if you read every night but if you prefer to read say 4 out of 5 days do so as long as you keep up with all the material and that is the most important thing in law school KEEP UP WITH THE READINGS. Especially in your first year you do not want to fall behind the readings and it’s impossible to give an informed answer in class if you can not follow along with the professor.
- Will I get a good grade? Sure! Why not? Our school thankfully has not yet become a legacy school so everyone here is here on their merit. So be assured your classmates are going to be some of the smartest people you will ever meet (some will know it and be cocky- avoid them) that being said it means that everyone here has the same chance coming in to get an A or to get a D. Hard work will be what separates the classes and learning little tricks.
- What can I do to get an edge? Go and see your professors: Professors will always make time for students and they will always cut through the bull and let you know what you need to know. In class it’s not always easy to completely understand a prof but going to see them afterwards is always good because you get to know a professor (think recommendations) and you make sure that you learn exactly what the professor wants not just general ideas.

Peripheral stuff: Nothing spreads through the law school faster than gossip with illness running a close second. Be aware of your reputation, do not do anything that you think you will be ashamed of. The law school is a closed community and when something happens it does not take long for it to circulate. Be decent to everyone you meet you are no better than anyone else here so try not to be an ass. Take care of yourself try to get some rest etc. Once someone in your class gets ill it’s amazing how quickly others will get sick.

Do not be afraid to approach 3rd and 2nd years none of us are too busy to talk to a 1L. Some of my best friends were in the year above me and don’t forget they have OUTLINES!

Oh and my friends in financial aid have asked me to remind everyone to stay up to date with their office.

Finally Come to Bar review
I will add more things as I can think of them and I hope this mini list and the ensuing comments will be helpful.

Welcome Bar Event for 1Ls at FACES

L.I.T. Promotions presents a
Welcome event for 1L students. Friday night Aug 19th at

835 5th Ave.
Meet fellow USD students and students from Thomas Jefferson School of Law.
$5 cover when you mention that you are with USD.
Cheapest drinks downtown $5 house Martinis
$3 Bud or Budlight.

A CaliJamaican endorsed event!

Thanks for the tennis T!

It was fun playing you!

Damn you Kinkos!

So I just had passport shots done at kinkos and the cost for 4 photos was a couple cents shy of $20...? Damn those over-priced bastards.

Thanks Mama Maria

The dinner last night was great...I will be jogging for weeks to burn that off.

Dakota Fanning

Gotta agree with my peeps she is a little bit creepy...

Over

So work is finally over and as usual I raced the co-associate home again and as usual BEAT her. It feels so damn good to be done for a bit and as a parting present the workplace hooked us up with tickets to Qualcomm to the exec suite to watch UCLA v SDSU for the season opener (sponsored by SONY). If you suddenly see a half-crazed black guy streaking the field y'all will know that the Cali-J has gone mad from being back around co-workers. My time at work was great can't complain but it's also great to be heading back into USD to meet up with the ole school peeps. Like I did for the class schedule period I will throw up a post with advice to incoming peeps and hopefully y'all will hit it up with advice for the incoming peeps to help them transition from free peeps to slaves...(is that PC?)

Last Day at work...

IMPOSSIBLE TO FOCUS!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINH!

Hey you survived me, you can survive anything.

Wow she sucks at that...(or blows at it)

Yes, yes I know a bit of grade school humor but seriously since so many peeps have sent this to me I just had to post it.

Lappy is back!

Finally got my laptop back from the service technicians. If I can offer one word of advice to persons purchasing new laptops for the school year...Make sure to register your laptop with the manufacturer. Also get the warranty directly from the manufacturer like I did (it's cheaper than Best buy and circuit city) Great thing about it too is that they replace things most times rather than fix or have to send it somewhere else since they make it. So far this year I have had my system board replaced, received a new battery, had my speakers replaced, had the fan changed and the entire system cleaned both physically and internally (damn viruses) all for free. Trust me get the warranty it's worth it electronics are not like they used to be, nothing is made to last forever like the old days.

De La Soul will be here Aug 22

Cali-J and the mini crew will be rolling out to enjoy hopefully a great night of music.

Bush v Bush Madden 2006

If you want to see the Madden promo featuring Governor Bush running over his brother President Bush in the latest version of Madden 2006...Click here!

How sick is Madden 2006

Did I really just see that on sportscenter? There is an option to have President Bush play against Jeb Bush?

R.I.P. Peter Jennings

He died today surrounded by family.

ThunderCats are on the Move!

Oh snap there is a 6 disc DVD set coming out this Tuesday!

Big question from street scene...

Did Fergie (of Black Eyed Peas) pee herself or not?

5-O

Guy passes out in liquor store and six cop cars a fire truck plus an ambulance show up? And now at 3am my car is blocked in at the restaurant

Sanctioned beer pong!!!!! BD you would be in heaven

Heard it on the radio so had to check it out: Looks like there is actually a Sanctioned Beer Pong tournament? Site has some funny pics.

I much prefer this fake article though since it makes fun of Loyola and the world needs more of that.

Criminals are essentially dumb!

Imagine if I told you this: So a guy walks into a bank and hands the teller a note that says "Hi, I am Thomas Mason." And on the note it demands $1,000 with the threat that he would "kill everyone in the bank if he had to come back with weapon in hand." The guy gets the money and then crosses the street to the local grocery store in full view of the bank employees. What if he wasn’t found by the cops when they searched the grocery store but was found close by it drinking beer from a case he had just purchased from the liquor store he was behind while scratching off a $100 worth of lottery tickets he’d just purchased. And what if when the cops approached, the guy volunteers this info "I think I am the guy you want." You would probably think I am telling a joke or lying off my ass, but nope, some criminals are just that dumb and this guy in Winona is one of them.

Wow

A Co worker just told me about this story from Britain so I had to share it just click on the pic to enlarge...

Will Martha ever learn?

So now her home confinement has been extended for 3 more weeks and honestly I find it damn funny. The things she has tried/claimed while in confinement would cause most peeps to end up back in the big house. So screw her for whining that the ankle monitor chaffs etc and screw her for riding ATV’s and attending yoga class while she is supposed to be on house arrest. The woman made so much damn money while in prison she should never complain about a single thing ever again in her life.

102 Fever...no problem!

Ah yes the legal field is the battle field of the devil. The onsite nurse at work has just informed me that I have a fever of 102 and my response was…”You can’t force me to leave work can you?” Her response “No but I seriously think you should see the doctor and go home to rest.” My response “So If I walked out of here after taking some of your Tylenol or whatever my fever could possibly go down and you can’t tell my boss anything right?” Her “Yes, but…” Me interrupting “Nothing right?” She reluctantly “Yes though I think you need to take care this could be bad” Me “What is bad is the amount of bloody work I have to do. Thanks for all your help, I will take a couple of those pills, I will lie down in my office for a bit [blatant lie] and then if feeling worse I will go home, otherwise I can’t risk leaving.”

Now see this is how much my current life sucks, because I have sold my corporate soul I am forced to work on a day when my right ear has a ringing sound, none of my muscles feel like they are a part of my body I have a fever that at 2 degrees lower 10 years ago I would have been crying “MOM” yet now I have to look at the nurse through hazy eyes and act all brave. Why couldn’t she at least have been cute?

Mini tangent: What happened to all the cute nurses that I used to see when I was a teenager? Back in the day I always wanted to get with a nurse, now that I am older the quality has severely declined or is it that because now I only see a nurse if I am really, really sick I don’t have time to appreciate them.

Damn you body for betraying me; I thought all those years of drinking, lack of sleep, chasing women and risky behavior would have conditioned you to go through anything…we can do this just another 7 more hours at work and we can go home to get a shot to chase the pills with.

If it aint white it aint right...at least in East Texas

Party Reminder
This Friday Galileo 101 (downtown SD) the all white party or as close to that as u can get…Free to all USD peeps incoming/current/past.

Is it stress...

So after walking the 1/10 of a mile to the blood pressure machine while thinking about the latest work assignment I had received my BP was 139/74. After resting a minute but still stressing re the assignment the pressure dropped to 128/71, after finally calming down but unable to shake the assignment from my mind my BP went down to 118/64, hmmm maybe the legal field really is stressful…or I am just out of shape enough that the walk would spike my typically low BP. Anyway go get checked peeps High Blood Pressure is a silent killer, you shouldn’t put your trust in the drug store testing machines but if you can not get to a doctor’s office they are a decent guide to keep you on the path to good health.