Sorry...

For the delay on blogs. I am still adjusting to the life of a working man. For instance it's 2AM, I have to leave my home in 5.5 hours and still I am not asleep. Oh well, the work experience is key right? So watching the news awhile ago I saw this news piece on some Star Wars mania so I had to throw in my 2 cents. Star Wars is a fun thing to watch to discuss to enjoy/ridicule etc but to take any part of that movie and try to act it out is beyond DUMB! Seriously geniuses what were you thinking: Fuel + Glass rods + flames and you didn't see an accident coming? Guess the force is weak within you.

Where you at?

That's hot!

Props to Amanda for reminding me: that Paris Hilton new ad is hot. She is looking her best in that ad; I think she is looking her best in that ad because for once she is doing some damn work - it might not be much but at least it's something. Oh and the skimpy suit isn't bad to look at either.

Things I learn as I watch the NBA playoffs

- Hamburgers apparently talk smack to each other
- ABC has a lot of crappy series sandwiched around really hot series
- Post season is awesome w/o the Lakers
- Even w/o the Lakers Kobe’s name has to be mentioned
- That Honda CRV ad is retarded Cars are not dogs damn it.
- Danica Patrick is still hot (SHE WILL NOT WIN)
- Remember when Shaq used to be hated? (Way to go Kobe!)
- I need to talk more to my Caribbean family: Guys with accents have an advantage with the ladies, but a disadvantage in the work place.
- Robert Horry could end this season w/ as many rings as JORDAN!
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Just sick!!!!

I cannot believe that this story is not getting much publicity yet; though it’s so sick and depraved that there might be some stations not wanting to carry it until they absolutely have to. Apparently a ‘church’ in L.A (state not city) has had some unusual activity to put it mildly, here is a quote from the article that I am linking to so you can read it all for yourself “former pastor accused of leading a church group in "cultlike" rituals involving the sexual abuse of children and animals.” Come on man! What is going through your head that would ever make it cool to mess with kids AND animals. Let’s keep it real; if you have enough charisma to lead crazy people into cult-like status you don’t need to go after animals or children. You will have mad women caught up in the fervor trying to drop their panties for you. Note I said the women will drop-em for you because it goes w/o saying that a woman with charisma is going to have to beat penis off of her with a stick.

Just great

How am I going to function at my job at 8.30am when I can't ever fall asleep before 5 in the morning?

If Duncan's injury is healed the Spurs will take the suns

I cant believe Scholes missed that penalty kick. I'm happy, just shocked.

Told you I would call you, it's about time you get a phone that actually works.

Congratulations Michelle

You made it out, go enjoy it all.

Glad you found her

Message to the drunk peeps, and if your a regular reader of this blog your probably one or know someone who is, dont wander off from the group if you dont have a cell phone and, dont try to start fights in the street- it never ends well. Tonight was a great night. I am too damn tired to write an effective blog, but I must shout out my peeps from the grad party and from the Mt Etna crib, good times yall good times!

Finals Party and word of the day!

So let me say it's good to be free (yes Mike insert racial joke here). Exams are over. Today's word is WOW: As in wow I can't believe it is finally over: The sense of exhiliration when you hand that last final into the proctor. On to business: My boys are going to put on one of the best parties of the year this friday (tonight) at their crib in Clairemont. I dont like posting peeps personal info on the web so I will list all 4 names, between all 4 and myself you must know someone that either has their number or mine. We would love for everyone to come out, after all finals are over. Even the H heights chics are invited! So if you need directions hit up Greg D (tank), Greg D (dui), Paul (aussie) and Brad (the negotiator).

Crack it!

So with my final, final of my second year looming and my knowledge zooming off in the distance with my sanity; Today's word of the Day is CRACK. Now in the streets its "one gram of soda every seven grams of coke
An shake it up until it bubble[s] up an get harder
Then sit the tube in some ready made cold water
Twist the bitch like a knot while it's still hot" But in law school its the state of mind that you get closest to w/o actually going over the edge. It's also the condition of the chic that you see as soon as you enter the Cali room and turn right in the LRC. Seriously girl do you not feel a draft? It is also what will happen to the bottle of rum sitting in my cupboard. After all what else would you do with a good bottle of Jamaican rum that costs more than my evidence textbook.

So I looked in the mirror today and realized that thanks to studying I have more bags under my eyes than Paris has IQ points. The countdown starts...in 10 hours 1 min and 48 seconds I will be free of the tyranny that is the 2nd year of school.

Ok, to be honest my second year was damn fun - thanks to all who shared it with me and thanks for reading my blog this year, I will definitely be keeping it up.
GOOD LUCK ALL

Vegas anyone?

I'm thinking of doing Vegas for Memorial day weekend. Just got an email re a hookup for the Light Nightclub inside the Bellagio. Is anyone else heading out for that weekend?

BONUS TIME!

So I decided to continue the educational series begun last night. Today’s phrase is BONUS TIME. It’s a phrase used to lull unsuspecting students into complacency. It is often used in this fashion: “Ok students the exam should only take you 2 hours but I am going to give you an optional extra hour: You can call it bonus time” Students responses are always along such lines “Cool…awesome…that’s so nice that we got that extra time”. However, the post exam response to bonus time is usually “Damn…no way…I can’t believe he thought we could finish that in 2 hours…I barely finished” So today’s lesson: there is no such thing as BONUS TIME!


Reminder: Friday at the Greg2 crib, end of the year party.
I must say I am intrigued by Golden Palace’s rapid expansion into buying anything gimmicky.

RACE HORSE

Thanks to my Zoology degree, I’m about to school you on some things. A race-horse is not one of the lovely creatures that run around the track at Churchill downs on Derby day. No a RACEHORSE is a law school exam that leaves you no time to breathe but enough time to curse your teacher for being born. A RACEHORSE is an exam that contains more questions than issues covered in class. A RACEHORSE is something that makes you question why you ever studied rather than just pre writing some answers. A RACEHORSE is not something you want in your life; it is not something you pay $30,000+ to obtain. A RACEHORSE is so much a staple of law school life that it now comes pre programmed with a smile from the professor and gasps of shock and outrage from the students. In our next lesson my faithful readers we will examine another law school exam term: An Ass-reaming.

Hell Week!

4 Finals in 4 days, culminating in my saying goodbye to my 3L friends. Now I know this week isn’t as bad as say the week when this scenario has occurred for many of you:
She: “I’m late”
Guy: “For what?”
She: “What do you think?”
Guy: “Oh…Are you sure?”
She: (snaps) “Of course I’m sure”
Guy: “DAMN”
So…in comparison to that, this isn’t as bad, but it’s at least as bad as the 7 days before the day LSAT results come out, and definitely worse than the wait for a blood test. In terms of school this is the worst week I’ve had in law school.

Don’t 4get the end of the year party at the home of Greg Squared, Brad and Paul on Friday.

Free hugs still available.

Chappelle update!

Thanks to Josh and Tiffany for keeping me informed re the latest news on one of my favorite entertainers. Chappelle appears to be healthy and resolving all of his issues.

Texas cheerleading!

So the bill to prevent sexually suggestive moves by High School cheerleaders stalled in the Texas senate. Basically the committee had more important things to do.

Happy Birthday Greg!

To the man that showed the world that there is more to drinking too much than just passing out!

Goodbye Party for the dean!

The dean with the crew... 

From the good bye event

To all other law schools: Your dean can't take our dean...Cause our dean rolls with a crew! 

Study break

Random stuff I had meant to blog about ages ago:

This guy in Rhode Island is both crazy and practically a one man demolition team. Look at how jacked up his face got – its no shock to me that they beat him silly if he did even half of what the cops accuse him of.

This is why I miss doing zoology

The reason why Michigan fans hate us, Cal(don’t forget the Longhorns whipped Tx Tech 51-21 at Tech on Oct 21) fans envy us and why October 10th (TX v OU) seems so much better this year. VINCE YOUNG for Heisman . And yes I know they have owned us but hope springs eternal! I'm also a Brave's fan I know what disappointment means. As much as I rag Cal fans; y'all did get caught in a sucky situation.

Never too early for a college poll especially if UT looks good in it

Chappelle update!

So apparently Dave has cracked a lil bit and is now in a mental institution in South Africa. If he ever comes back and damn I hope he does, this will make one hell of a funny skit.

Rocker off his Rocker!

I couldn’t resist the use of a bad pun. But, honestly John Rocker (formerly of the highly racist and insensitive comments re residents of NY) is back to using his yapper for more than just breathing and eating. When you’re as dumb as Rocker appears to be it might be best for your PR to never talk. The kid has now compared the booing and the treatment he receives from fans to the treatment that Jackie Robinson and Hank Aaron received when they played. Really John? Do you fear for your life and the life of your family every where you go? When you make a big play on the field does security have to fear that the fans coming on the field are not coming to celebrate but to kill you? I never wish ill on peeps but honestly if you were forced to retire from baseball it might be best for all concerned.

CaliJ still offering free hugs in the library - it will be ok y'all hang in there!

Goodbye Becky!

Congrats to you on getting out and to all my other 3L friends, congrats on graduating. Now help my curve a lil bit and quit studying so hard. One exam down 4 to go.

I just want a hug!

"All a N@#$a really need is a lil bit
Not a lot baby girl just a lil bit
We can head to the crib in a lil bit
I can show ya how I live in a lil bit"
50 cent

For some reason around finals time I get sentimental. Not that sappy I love puppies; lets hold hands through the park sentimentality crap. I get sentimental about the sorry condition that I am in. [Yeah, yeah I know adequate preparation throughout the semester avoids this problem – but come on I am a normal student so that doesn’t apply to me] So then at this stage all I need is comfort; some peeps turn to drugs I turn to friends and ice cream.

There is a kid in the undergrad that freaks me out. Not that the kid in anyway is freaky, but his dedication to studying is intense; he is always in the library and the law school. So much so that I thought he was a 1L that I didn’t know. My undergrad days were such a fun filled haze that I can’t even detail them…unless forced to reveal them with a subpoena. This kid is quickly becoming a legend; I have never seen such steadfast dedication to undergrad pursuits. I applaud you sir. For those of y’all who have no clue who this kid is look out for a tall skinny white kid who always has a serene look on his face. Salute him when you see him.

As for me give me a hug. Even if its just a lil one.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

Show some love and appreciation. To those whose moms have passed my heart goes out to you. I'm not a big fan of made up holidays but this and Father's day are 2 that I can appreciate since so often parents are considered after thoughts in the shaping of people's lives.

Phrases that have amused me recently

So I’m not too sure what my current favorite quote of the weekend is, it has definitely been a great weekend for amusing phrases

“Boom goes the dynamite” Seriously watch that clip it’s a great study break. Thanks to Ben for this one.

“There is racist hate and racist love” Racist love is a classic.

“I would love to have been a G.I. during the liberation of Paris, there were a lot of happy French women that day, and a lot of happier American soldiers” Old anchor on CNN

Wade Robson’s mom saying “He's a very special person," she added. "He's not the boy next door. He's Michael Jackson. He's very unique.” No kidding!

Pastor boots members

Church kicks members out for voting Democrat:
I have never seen a Baptist church get this worked up over politics. I know that often pastors might impart their own political views upon their flock, but I have never heard of a pastor kicking out members because they chose to vote contrary to his views.

Great another thing to be worried about..

So I have found that in the past few years almost everything that I find fun is basically bad for me. Everything my friends do are harmful to them and thus potentially harmful to me. Red meat causes cancer, alcohol fun but the consequences are terrible, driving - awesome but bad for the environment and I have to take out student loans to afford gas etc . But now I even have to be worried about cute pets. By the way girl I warned you about trying to get your reptiles from anywhere else!

What,,,More delays?

This will sadden every Chappelle fan. The 3rd season has been delayed again! And in case the times link trys to get you to subscribe. free

Goodbye Party for the dean!

Thank you Party
Dean Daniel B. Rodriguez
Today; Time: 4:30 p.m. - 7:30 p.m.
Location:Kroc Institute for Peace & Justice
6 - 7 p.m., Peace & Justice Theatre - Thank you program for Dean Rodriguez
7 - ? p.m., Rotunda - A toast to Dean Rodriguez followed by more music and more food
Tapas, beverages, music and karaoke (yes, karaoke with over 200 songs.) Feel free to be creative with your own lyrics in honor of the Dean.
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K so I just cut and pasted the flier info (its 5am and I'm feeling lazy). But in all seriousness take a moment from the studying/procrastinating and say bye to the dean. You might even get to here the calij rip the mic.
Since this is the best way to get law students: FREE ALCOHOL

Asian fetish!

This dude has taken it way too far. There is nothing wrong with being interested in the Asian culture but dude: Urine and Semen?

05/05/05 Cinco de Mayo

Seriously it's like a sign that we shouldn't be forced to study: Everyone go enjoy a beer or dozen especially if your in any of my 5 classes.

Caught my eye...

The First ladie's weekend speech was hilarious she was not out of line, it was incredibly refreshing to hear her open up like that.

According to the news the runaway bride hopes to avoid criminal penalties by issuing an apology; What she needs is Marion Berry’s ability to bounce back from controversy: “Bitch set me up” will always be a classic line and the video tape is awesome.

Roselyn Sanchez is incredibly hot

Finals suck: I can't get motivated...how did the semester go by so fast?

I know I ranted about 1Ls earlier, but I really do like them...in small doses.

Happy Birthday Girl!

Good luck with all you have to get done...sucks that it's during the finals period. But when your a hot successful lawyer these days will be more enjoyable.

Lock her ass up: She needs it!

The runaway bride has as yet offered no apology for what she did. Ms. Pat Brown, criminal profiler and CEO of The Sexual Homicide Exchange, says that Jennifer Wilbanks should certainly go to jail and that had Jennifer been a man she would certainly go to jail. I agree that she should DEFINITELY GO TO JAIL.
By the way homeboy was not the first man she JILTED

- Lets examine: thanks to her huge amounts of resources were used to search for her estimates say $60,000 by the local police department
- Her husband was a suspect for days and in the eyes of many became Scott Peterson
- She caused immense amount of pain to her family and friends
- While time was wasted on her real crimes occurred, real abductions, missing persons and various other crimes worthy of media attention actually occurred
- Finally something I heard on the news at about 4AM had any of the searchers had say a heart attack or been hit by a car while searching she could have been charged with felony murder since what she has done has the potential of being charged as a felony
- Screw the whole slap on the wrist “oh that’s so cute she had cold feet” mentality: punish her if only to prevent so many damn hoaxes from being committed
- 20% of marriages are called off each year (according to FoxNews) most of them are ended the simple rational way of one party telling the other “I just can’t do this” Running away and creating a sensation is not necessary.
- And the audacity of her to pretend that she was jumped by a HISPANIC couple: come on racial tensions are already bad enough in Georgia why make up a fake Hispanic couple.

Why are you screaming?

Just saw a replay of 50 cent on SNL and Tony Yayo played his hype man (For those that dont know: those are the guys that follow rappers on stage and scream things at the audience like "Throw your hands up" etc) and seriously the screaming etc got annoying. If the dude was not on the album when I bought it chances are I dont want to see him or hear him on stage. Rap or get of the damn stage.

Ring this...

It's no secret to my regular readers that I HATE JAMSTER: Their ads annoy me, they are constantly on and half the time they are playing jams from artists I like but I just dont need to see constantly (at least not if they are only going to play a clip of the song filled with beeps). One night 3 jamster ads played back to back in the same commercial break. I have thought it to be one of the biggest (legit-lite) scams for a while: So imagine my joy that they are now being sued. Shout out to Robin for sending me that link.

For my homies!

Yeah its a repeat but get used to it: the pic on Tank's face is priceless and the eye candy is good. And look my eyes are open...word of warning the CaliJ's final law school birthday is on a weekend: start saving bail money. 

Me an Elitist? Without a doubt

So this is the time of the year when I become the elitist that I scorn all the rest of the year
- I hate undergrads for using our library
- I hate 1Ls for taking parking spots – they are young and innocent they should go enjoy the beach leave the primo parking spots to the aged like myself
- Peeps from outside of Texas don’t know anything about school’s in Texas.
- Your not an Ivy league school if your in California no matter how much you try to speak of your credentials
- Ivy league schools have been resting on their laurels and fake grading systems for the last 50 years
o Blue bloods keeps those schools running and blue collars keep the country going: So screw those prissy I wear a beanie to school bastards.
- The cushions in the LRC suck, no seriously they really do…and I blame you girl (see rant during last finals period)
- HOW THE HELL DID I NOT GET INTO PR
- I hate 1Ls for taking the classes I wanted; seriously a 2L to be does not need PR, how the hell can I be #71 on a waitlist I didn’t even know they went that high.
o One of my boys is 87th on the list: that means that even if they started a new PR class he still wouldn’t get in.
- How can I be on the waitlist for 3 law skills 2 classes and be told I prolly wont get in.
- How is it that every time I look over at a friend of mine across the LRC all I see are boobs: don’t wear that to the library ever again!
o I know this is my first time here for the semester but I am telling U don’t wear that again.
- Y is it that no matter how many empty spots there are in the library someone always chooses to sit in the one right next to mine; I don’t like you move.
- To the undergrads: your not Paris Hilton or the skank du jour change that outfit or get out of my library; your cell phone conversation is not more important than my frenzied blogging
- And I hate you smug bastards that are able to sleep a full 8 hours
- Whew not that that is off my chest back to Miranda v…

Room for rent apply within

So I have been up all night – damn insomnia. So some random thoughts: The cali-J will now be 0-2 on retaining room-mates for more than a year. The latest pairing will not even last to the one year mark. Seriously I should be hired by match.com the minute someone agrees to be my room mate they obtain a gf and at the end of it all I lose a roomie. So applications are open for the next person to live with the Cali-J. Rent includes the chance to try out exotic meals, a 2 car garage and the promise that you will never need a parking permit for school ever again. Currently Dan K holds the lead...

Come on just face it - you can handle it!

So I have been catching a lot of flack for stating what I think should be abundantly clear: Men and women need each other. But of course the minute a guy says that, he gets in trouble. Yes T and M, I am talking about you. Peeps come up with these silly little games, like: I can hold out longer than you can; I can last w/o it longer than a guy; if you don’t change your tune your cut-off; I don’t need a man to make me happy.

To that last one I say yes, yes you do: U need a man and if you don’t think so, you’re wrong. Once again this is to the non-lesbians: You need a man even if you don’t need him for a relationship – y’all value our opinions of you; you crave our appreciation of your bodies, your minds, your wit, your food, your companionship. Y’all need us as much as we need you.

To the young ladies that I spoke to in the parking lot:
The whole using sex as a weapon thing is wrong: Just because women may go longer does not mean that y’all need it any less than we do. Y’all just need it less often than men do – that doesn’t make you superior it just means you are more REPRESSED.

Be honest with yourselves...you NEED IT!

Ok I posted a portion of this in response to a commenter on my “Oh Man...arguing with women, I must be crazy.” post but I realize now that I must expand it a little more.
- If you’re using a substitute for the penis it just goes to show just how much you need the penis. You have just found in essence a metallic or latex or vegetable or whatever substitute for the object that you desire!

So to expand a little more on it: This argument started because I said that I think women (non-lesbians) need it, they crave it they must have it. BUT: I made sure to say that the craving for the opposite sex is not limited to a woman’s desire for a man. MEN NEED WOMEN, we have to have women, if you look at the comments that appear to be from men, none of the guys have said we don’t need women or want women etc. The thing that gets me irritated is the pretense by women that men are unnecessary, that y’all don’t need us. There is a calypso song with the lyric “every woman wants a good buddy” and it is true. This whole thing where girls say I can get it anywhere and everywhere I want, I just choose not to: BIG DEAL that’s only saying that you’re selective. I can drink any soda I want I CHOOSE to drink Sprite! Y’all need it as much as u need the very air you breathe and the food you crave. Sure you might be able to go without 1 of the above 3 for a little while but after awhile that gnawing at you makes you know that you are missing something. The hit that Desperate Housewives is, is a good indication of the fascination that the sexes have for each other, the main drama of that show is caused by peeps desperate needs to fulfill physical yearnings.
Finally no one is as crotchety as an old woman who has never experienced love, so don’t tell me that you can go through life completely w/o it.

Oh Martha, you never cease to amaze me!

I love you: you keep the news fun. Sometimes I wonder if anyone bothered to explain to you that house arrest is supposed to be punishment. What the hell are you thinking kicking it at a dinner in your honor? Your one step away from the pokey and you decide to push your luck on going out to a fancy award dinner. Obviously you are not getting the idea of house arrest, maybe the judge should put you back in! On the subject of pushing stuff – Its damn hilarious that GM is using Salt N Pepa’s “Push it” for a car promotion: that song is so raunchy and I loved it as a kid, I remember hiding from my parents to replay that song over and over again on my double deck. “Ooh baby, baby”

5 year old arrested and in handcuffs

Man peeps need to stop coming down on that Florida school for calling the cops. It sucks that the 5 year old had to be arrested, but don’t blame the school. The hands of schools have been tied for years, they cant spank kids they can barely discipline w/o fear of being sued. So now when kids (who should have been torn up at home) act up, the schools are afraid to discipline them and are forced to call what to them seem like the best authority the cops. Look at the uproar over the fact that Texas has re-enforced its spanking law allowing schools with (parents permission) to use corporal punishment and allowing grandparents to do the same.

Haha Wendy's chic caught!

I wonder if she is going to enjoy the chili in jail
Seriously how do u expect to get away with this: If she really planned this all, she is a terrible person: peeps jobs are at stake when you ruin a restaurant, can she pay back all that money in lost revenue? I think not; hope you like jail house food, the only finger you might get fed there will be yours or your new cell mates.

- I think I am so passionate about this case, because the main stay of my diet when I first came to America was the food at Wendy's at the Student union, so though I no longer eat Wendy's I don't want to see them messed with.

Strange study

Story about whether size matters.

So that story prompted an argument with some friends, though I do like what my boy said about how small the sample size was. As to the female friends I had the argument with about what u love. ADMIT IT you love the ...

Oh Man...arguing with women, I must be crazy.

So some young ladies from our law school and I had an argument re a woman's need for companionship of a certain sort. It is my contention that women need companionship (if not lesbian) of the male kind. Women love companionship and the assets it brings. Don't get me wrong, men need it too, but it's about time women stop pretending that they are so superior to men that they do not need us etc.

Continuation of the long in class blogging...

X2(2:58:57 PM): did you accept?
X1 (2:59:13 PM): i wasnt sure if that was an honor code violation
X3 (2:59:18 PM): nope
X3 (2:59:25 PM): u nasty bastard
X1 (2:59:29 PM): i mean turning it down
X1 (3:00:08 PM): didnt someone get caught doing that a couple of years ago?
Check current edition of Motions for more on LRC sex
X1 (3:03:46 PM): i love how this class has stopped being a classs but more an opportunity to chat online
At this point the convo disintegrated into material so raunchy I couldn’t even edit it into a form that could be used but it led to this exchange...
X (3:10:14 PM): so who is more milf
X3 (3:10:22 PM): the other one (panel Lady)
X1 (3:10:24 PM): panel lady or the horse rider
X2(3:10:25 PM): i think the darkie last thursday is hotter
X3 (3:10:30 PM): because I at least can listen to her
X3 (3:10:37 PM): did u just say darkie?
X2(3:11:30 PM): it's the darkie vs. the Jew for best milf of the year!
X3 (3:11:38 PM): oh man
X3 (3:11:44 PM): U are going to hell
X2(3:11:48 PM): i know, on the fast track
X1 (3:11:23 PM): i feel like she should be wearing one of those ridiculous horse riding helmets and have the little baton thingy
X1 (3:12:00 PM): how many people in this class actually pay attention?
X2(3:12:08 PM): i'm totally paying attention to her boobs
X1 (3:12:25 PM): like i said earlier she is disappointingly unracktackular
X1 (3:14:06 PM): she just got off her horse
X3 (3:14:26 PM): U have an unhealthy equestrian fascination
X2(3:14:41 PM): dude... yeah, man...
X1 (3:14:44 PM): it’s her fucking pants no one has pants that ride that high anymore
X1 (3:15:05 PM): i am not even sure they make them anymore
X2(3:15:09 PM): she wants to show off her ass     
X1 (3:15:21 PM): she should get an ass then
X3 (3:16:21 PM): U know I have got to work on not having such an incredulous look when peeps volunteer in this class
X2(3:16:32 PM): yeah, man
X1 (3:16:45 PM): just stop paying attention altogether
X1 (3:16:50 PM): that’s my technique
X3 (3:18:09 PM): $10 to the guy who slaps her on the ass
X3 (3:18:16 PM): when u walk up there
X1 (3:18:31 PM): just give her an ass slap and say good lecture
X2(3:18:32 PM): oh my GOD... i think that's a way to not graduate
X1 (3:18:37 PM): act like it is totally normal
X3 (3:18:38 PM): name your price
X3 (3:18:40 PM): I will pay
X2(3:18:52 PM): $35,000 for another year of law school
X3 (3:18:58 PM): uh
X3 (3:19:01 PM): maybe not that high
X2(3:19:02 PM): actually $100K for another three years at another law school
X1 (3:19:19 PM): plus attorney fees for the resultant lawsuit
X3 (3:19:42 PM): Friend X: dude, I will pay too
X1 (3:21:22 PM): i hope the people behind either 1.  cant read this, or 2, arent offended by this 3. Actually i dont care
X3 (3:24:37 PM): in regards to the picture: Friend 1: that's a good question, what is she holding? I'm thinking vandersexxx all of a sudden
X1 (3:25:04 PM): nice eurotrip reference
X3 (3:25:32 PM): care to yawn a bit louder?
X2(3:25:42 PM): haha yes
X3 (3:25:53 PM): Y not raise your hands above your head and stretch while doing it and dont 4get to SCRATCH
X1 (3:26:18 PM): and a booyeah
The fact that 2 of the members should have given a presentation and one of the Im-ers suggested warning the professor to not forget to require the group to present
T1 (3:27:36 PM): i swear to god if you ask about it i will fucking end you
T3 (3:27:37 PM): Y do I suddenly feel unsafe
T2(3:27:38 PM):  i think we can squash him
T3 (3:27:47 PM): Is this the 60's
T2(3:27:50 PM): because you're surrounded by ENEMIES
T3 (3:27:53 PM): Y'all know my peeps are FREE
T1 (3:27:56 PM): it may have to be
T2(3:28:00 PM): free to die, bitch!
T3 (3:28:02 PM): separate but equal
T1 (3:28:35 PM): protect fellow slackers
T3 (3:28:59 PM): I think I may have to leave
T2(3:29:04 PM): i've just been looking for an excuse for a few months now so it's not upgraded to a hate crime
X3 (3:29:22 PM): all 3 of us just laughed as she looked up
X1 (3:29:31 PM): and we have entered that zone that we have insulted every possible sensibility
X1 (3:29:36 PM): wait except for midgets
X1 (3:29:39 PM): fucking midgets
X2(3:29:43 PM): midgets?
X2(3:29:45 PM): what?
X1 (3:29:50 PM): wait
X1 (3:29:56 PM): i cant say anything bad about midgets
X1 (3:30:01 PM): they are always funny
X2(3:30:05 PM): yeah, man, they don't have to go down as far
X3 (3:30:15 PM): and the leader in the club house
X1 (3:30:20 PM): and we have officially antagonized everyone
X1 (3:30:29 PM): wow
X1 (3:30:33 PM): that was impressive
X3 (3:30:38 PM): how many times is the girl in front of me going to look back?
X3 (3:30:44 PM): we have bashed races, ethnicities, dorks, what’s left?
X2(3:30:56 PM): women? oh wait
X1 (3:31:24 PM): yeah they lost the genetic lottery
X1 (3:35:42 PM): i doubt that there is much of a midget readership - they cant reach the keyboard to type in the website
X2(3:36:01 PM): yeah, they probably can't see over the desks
X1 (3:36:02 PM): with their wee little hands and their trex arms
X3 (3:36:22 PM): U should be banned from the net
Some new kid suddenly appeared to give a presentation
X3 (3:36:41 PM): Seriously Who is this kid talking
X1 (3:36:53 PM): is he even in this class
X3 (3:36:56 PM): it's like we have a guest speaker
X1 (3:36:58 PM): or did he just show up today
X2(3:37:03 PM): where was he sitting?
X1 (3:37:13 PM): fuck if i know
X3 (3:37:13 PM): behind u in the spare seat I don’t think he even has a spot he OWNS THE SUPPLIMENT?
X2(3:37:30 PM): hm there's a supplement?
X3 (3:37:40 PM): now I know he isn’t in this class
X3 (3:38:32 PM): Am I wrong for thinking the AZN chick would be so tappable if she put on make up and smiled
X1 (3:38:48 PM): i dont think she knows what a smile is
X3 (3:38:53 PM): 2 out of 3 of those chicks I would sling mad dick to
X1 (3:39:16 PM): that is more true than you might imagine
X1 (3:39:57 PM): we have crossed a record number of lines today
X3 (3:40:05 PM): do u see how long that neck is
X1 (3:40:05 PM): we should be proud of what we have accomplished
X3 (3:40:09 PM): u know what that means
X3 (3:40:10 PM): DEEP
X3 (3:40:14 PM): finish it for me
X1 (3:40:15 PM): she is susceptible to choke holds
X3 (3:40:36 PM): as to crossing lines
X3 (3:40:42 PM): we are practically illegals by now
X1 (3:41:07 PM): yeah, but i am unwilling to pick apples
X1 (3:41:12 PM): or hang out at hoome depot
X3 (3:41:58 PM): this chick is doing hand gestures
X3 (3:42:01 PM): did u guys miss that
X1 (3:42:05 PM): yeah
X3 (3:42:06 PM): she did the how big is it move
X3 (3:42:16 PM): thats the nut cupper
X3 (3:42:56 PM): is that chic wearing a skirt? That’s awesome skirts are hot
X2(3:43:11 PM): she's cute
X3 (3:43:13 PM): u can lift them up
X1 (3:43:23 PM): that cracks me up
X3 (3:44:02 PM): oh man
X3 (3:45:08 PM): u r kidding
X3 (3:45:49 PM): Did u tap her?
X1 (3:45:58 PM): not that you know
X3 (3:46:01 PM): hahahah
X3 (3:46:04 PM): so thats a yes
X1 (3:46:10 PM): i was durnk
X3 (3:46:11 PM): nice
X1 (3:46:15 PM): really drunk
X3 (3:46:26 PM): nice rack
X2(3:46:31 PM): good job!
X3 (3:46:35 PM): CONGRATS

CJ (2:36:20 PM): hahahah
CJ (2:42:42 PM): did the lime tree you stole that shirt from retaliate by giving u that dark streak across the front?
SA (2:43:03 PM): WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU????
CJ (2:43:53 PM): dude that is a LIME GREEN SHIRT
SA (2:44:54 PM): and you wear pink

Happy Birthday Ana Claudia

Sorry I could not make it out. I hope you had a great time partying it up.

A Texas tradition continues

I will let coach Mack Brown say it:

"When you're at a university like The University of Texas, which has the longest streak of having a player drafted every year in NFL history (68 years), and then to look at the number of draft choices, specifically first round picks over the last eight drafts, it shows our guys are doing a good job with evaluation.”

That’s Coach Brown talking about our players once again being taken up by NFL teams. Now if we could only parlay some of that NFL talent into a national championship (hope springs eternal). I project that Vince Young will be a Heisman candidate this year (though that’s not always the best thing- see Jason White's draft status or lack thereof).

Strange sensation

K so now there is hype re the Hasidic Jew that is singing reggae, I will say good for him doing his thing. BUT, I think peeps should hold off on anointing him the next reggae superstar. Here are a few things: a lot of the hype is based on the fact that he is a Hasidic Jew (when was the last time you saw a Hasidic Jew singing anything much less reggae); he is a white guy doing Reggae; don’t forget DJ Snow; there is a serious hype machine behind him.; half the peeps listening to Matisyahu (that’s the Artist’s name by the way) can’t understand a damn thing, but there peeps have told them that it is cool.

My new favorite show!

Has got to be Jose Luis sin censura: This show is the Mexican version of Jerry Springer with a bonus: they actually let the peeps fight for a little bit before the security ‘jumps’ in. And as an added bonus, audience members jump into the fights or initiate fights. The last episode I watched an audience member attacked 3 separate guests. This show is definitely helping my Spanish: if I ever decide to cheat on my wife with her cousin and then find out that she was actually secretly hoping that I would leave her for another woman, I will be able to tell her my decision in 2 languages.

If Bush can't afford a burger...?

So during a photo-op moment in South Carolina at a burger joint the president was purchasing lunch for his entourage and the bill came to around $63.20 (versions differ as to exact amount) however in the photo shots and video the president is seen holding what appears to be two $20 bills. Realizing the problem he calls an aide over to help him on the shortfall. Which of course led to countless jokes: if he can’t afford to buy lunch how can he feed the nation etc…but seriously though, you would think for a photo-op you would carry at least more than $40 when trying to get lunch for the entourage!

JonBenet/Psychics and OJ

Aite so registration is finally over, I hope y’all got the classes you wanted unless of course by doing so you pushed me unto a wait-list. So I have taken to watching Court TV when I get home from Evidence (I don’t really know why this started – guess the class just naturally led me to that channel). So I saw this Court TV promo that says that they have new evidence in the JonBenet Ramsey case (by the way – I thought this case was dead and over with but guess until someone is finally pinned, every few years this case will always be available for someone to make a buck off of) and my roomie raised a great point, if there is evidence that as Ct TV claims can lead to the killer etc, shouldn’t the cops have this info and shouldn’t there already be an arrest rather than a promo for a Thursday night special. Then right after the JonBenet promo Ct TV had the audacity to run a promo about some psychic that they claim solves crimes and helps them solve murders etc. So they natural question that rose to my mind was: Well, damn if he is so good why don’t you use him to find JonBenet’s killer? Hell if this dude was so damn good, he should be out there helping OJ find the real killer/s. Seriously, since Ct TV owns their own psychic; why waste time with all this extra MJ trial coverage? He should just tell us what the result will be (I’m banking on celebrity status getting him off the charges) and then let Ct TV get the ultimate scoop.

Monkey for Arizona S.W.A.T. team!

I know I know you initially think I'm making this up (but google it I dare you). In Mesa, Arizona the police department is seeking $100,000 in federal grant money to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, which costs $15,000.

Capuchin monkeys have been trained to perform daily tasks, "such as serving food, opening and closing doors, turning lights on and off, retrieving objects and brushing hair." AP

The hope is that in a Kevlar vest with a video camera and two-way radio, the monkey would be able to get into places cops can not.

Mad Props to Lance Armstrong

So Lance has announced today that he is retiring from active competition after this year’s Tour de France. The man has been incredible, from a casual cyclist standpoint he has been a pretty good inspiration. I wear the yellow wristband out of support for his cause and because some close family members have had and pulled through cancer. Oh well his career had to come to an end and I hope he wins one last Tour de France even if it is just to sell a couple million more yellow wristbands. GO LANCE GO! (or whatever is the current catch phrase) Oh and I have to mention that his base is Austin, Texas: home of the LONGHORNS!

BAR REVIEW at Aubergine!

Yes, yes yall: It’s the final Bar review of the year. Tonight at Aubergine 9.30 till close: Only $5 cover all night w/ law school ID and drink specials available. COME GET L.I.T. Oh and for those who came here for professor evaluations scroll down damn it, its 2 posts down.
“L.I.T promotions Blazing through law school”

CaliJamaican: "I love CALI"

What can I say? 

Registration help...

Ok since its registration time: I figured we could all share some thoughts on professors and classes to help each other out. So please leave a comment in the comments section (you can leave anonymously and you do not have to register to blogspot so lets leave helpful answers) Comments like “ Evidence with Devitt was a great class” or “ Contracts with Claus fair but hard” That way we all get some real, answers as to profs or classes to take.

Did you know?

All students are given $6.00 for printouts in any of the Academic Technology computing labs each Fall semester.

Britney preggers!

So Britney is going to be a mom: the news came down a couple hours ago. No Josh unfortunately I don’t believe your Chapelle like statement (“I gotcha Bitch!”) – But if you really are the daddy MAD PROPS - hook a brother up. Though as I said to Tiff it would be hilarious and highly possible that, that kid comes out black!
"A lot of people think you should wait till you're older to have kids. I've had a career since I was 16, have traveled around the world and back, and even kissed Madonna! The only thing I haven't done is experience the closest thing to God, and that's having a baby. I can't wait!" Britney.
- I don’t know Britney there is the fact that you haven’t gone to college there is one thing that you haven’t done
- You haven’t made a decent album – there’s another one

MJ trial

Do you remember that old Rockwell song with MJ singing the hook “(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)” Talk about eerie that he sang that song years ago with Rockwell adding lyrics like this “When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there” Now his maid is accusing him of taking showers with little boys. Hmm? I still feel that if Michael Jackson is convicted of sexual abuse with little kids, half of those parents should go to jail with him. Because I find it impossible to believe that these parents just saw patterns that they now claim they saw and just let their kids “play and sleep” with Michael…that’s bad parenting and appears to be a money grab. If the whole abuse scandal is true…poor kids, Bad parents + getting abused= terrible way to start your life.

Oh Martha, you kidder!

I love the Judge’s latest reply to Martha: Judge Miriam Goldman Cedarbaum, in a tersely worded three-page order, rejected a bid from Ms Stewart to go free early — or at least to be allowed to leave home more often for work.

“Home detention is imposed as an alternative to imprisonment. It is designed to be confining,” the judge wrote. “I see no reason to modify the sentence,” Cedarbaum added.
- “Martha had told the judge that serving the sentence would hamper production of her two upcoming television series — a daytime talk show and a new rendition of NBC’s The Apprentice.”

Come on McDonalds!

Thanks to D. Rah for this story…
One of McDonald’s new ad campaigns to target the youth: Has a young ‘hip looking’ young man thinking about a Double cheeseburger and the thoughts coming out of his hear are and I kid you not “Double Cheeseburger I’d hit it” with a lecherous smile on his face…just to clue in the not too hip I included the online definition for hit itFrom Urbandictionary.com 1. I'd Hit it Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female." "Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"

John Bolton...

I love the fact that John Bolton the nominee to be the new U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. Has said in the past:( “There’s no such thing as the United Nations,”…‘’If the U.N. secretary building in New York lost 10 stories, it wouldn’t make a bit of difference.'’…“many Republicans in Congress - and perhaps a majority - not only do not care about losing the General Assembly vote but actually see it as a ‘make my day’ outcome. Indeed, once the vote is lost, and the adverse consequences predicted by the U.N.’s supporters begin to occur, this will simply provide further evidence to many why nothing more should be paid to the U.N. system.” ) And this is the man now expected to help us with the UN?

Yet another example that people are essentially sheep:

Toyota's gasoline-electric hybrid Prius sedan has become such a hit that owners are listing their used models for sale at higher prices than for a new one. Mark Brueggemann, senior analyst for Kelley [Bluebook], recommends that buyers wait. "At $4,000 or $5,000 over sticker, you're really paying to be the first on your block to have one," he says.

Wisconsin considers whether to make cat hunting legal!

Residents in 72 counties were asked whether free-roaming cats - including any domestic cat that isn't under the owner's direct control or any cat without a collar - should be listed as an unprotected species. If listed as so, the cats could be hunted.
- If I may be permitted a moment of crudeness, my boys and I have been cat hunting for years.

Way to go Johnny Damon:

"Which is more important," the Red Sox center fielder was asked, "a wedding ring or a World Series ring?"
"The World Series ring," said Damon, who got married for the second time in the offseason. "You can always get a wedding ring, but a World Series ring is tough to obtain. It's tougher to get. Wives are a lot easier."

Ah the joy of living in Cali...

Yes that is the CaliJamaican with the NY Tank kicking it with Traci Bingham. (look her up if you dont know her) Though you should. BAYWATCH product.  

Women...

Cot damn: If a man truly ever figures out the mind of a woman and is able to articulately write it down and communicate it to the rest of us fellows: HE DESERVES THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. That would cause more peace on earth than a dozen Geneva conventions or Middle East peace accords. At the same time we are not wholly innocent, because we as men often do things to infuriate the women and then feign ignorance as to the situation. But, it’s still always the woman’s fault. I mean after all if things were the way they should be we men would not be making you mad because you would have just agreed and submitted to our will. So there is a certain young lady that would kill me if she saw this but I have no fear for the morrow since she never reads my blog so I have a good chance of this sliding through.
- As to the women should submit thing (while it would be nice) it’s not truly my feelings (though some of my female readers [one in particular] will see the first part and ignore this disclaimer and attack me).
- Seriously though situations get shady so quickly when men and women argue: peeps feelings get hurt and things get imagined that are truly not happening.

Just let it out...

So I was at On Broadway last night for Jess’ birthday and though I still think that the club itself might be the most over rated club in SD the night itself was fun. Thanks to the homes for giving my boys and I some free Moet. Course up in the club there was the usual posturing and shoves to the side and guys in general on hair triggers looking for a fight. Now I usually scorn that, but it got me thinking: There is a kid in our law school that every-time I see him I stand there hoping that he will take a swing at me, because I just want to go nuts and stomp that fool. Granted I’m sure much of this bravado is due to the fact that the kid is shorter than I am, but a lot of it is a deep seated “I just want to punch that smug look off his face” kind of emotion. My boys and I were talking about what happens if any of us gets in a fight and how all of us would have to join in. To that end I gotta say thanks to my boys for always having my back and yall know that I always have yours. Course now that I’m on an emotional low and loaded with painkillers it’s probably best that at the next bar review I stick to water, because fighting him means I may have to take on his girl and damn…she tall.

Jane Fonda - it's just not right!

[``The image of Jane Fonda, `Barbarella,' Henry Fonda's daughter . . . sitting on an enemy aircraft gun was a betrayal . . . the largest lapse of judgment that I can even imagine,'' Jane Fonda on 60 minutes.] Really Jane? Consorting with the enemy, going against your own government even posing for pictures on an anti-aircraft gun a gun that was used to try and shoot down your own country men that was a “lapse of judgment”? Nah, I think that was more like treason. Strange that now that your new book needs promotion you have seen the light – that’s disgusting. Anyone is free to protest against a war, but to actively go to the war torn region and basically become a major propaganda piece for your country’s enemy cannot be condoned. If the North Vietnamese had held on to you as a captive you would have been hella pissed if the government didn’t try to get your ass out of Vietnam. So now you say that your trip was a peace keeping mission etc etc, but come on. You were a celebrity; you had to have known what kind of image you would create. And the new claim that you did not intend to be on the anti-aircraft gun does not ring true, in all those pics and videos you are smiling your head off, not the image of someone who does not want to be somewhere. You were Henry Fonda’s daughter you were a star in your own right you knew the limelight, you knew how to work the press, I find it difficult to believe that you were tricked in anyway. It seems more likely that you were caught up in thinking you could do anything at the time (“The road to hell is paved with good intentions”) and maybe you thought you really were helping the troops, but your brand of help if carried out by regular people would almost certainly have caused a trial for treason: not necessarily a conviction, but at least a sincere attempt at getting you for it. Note however, I do not believe you meant to be a traitor, nor do I believe that you should then or now have been tried for treason (though others were charged for much less [look up Tokyo Rose if you want info on how easily a treason conviction can be achieved]), but damn I would have preferred a much more sincere apology and not apologies that are always sandwiched with a grab for attention and the usual addition that you were framed blah blah ad nausea. Damn it woman fess up: You messed up. Though gotta give you some props some of those explanations that you give are pretty smooth – amazing what you can come up with when you take 30 years to explain it!

Some quick bullet points
- She declared that American POWs were being treated humanely
- Condemned U.S. soldiers as "war criminals"
- Denounced U.S. soldiers as liars for claiming they had been tortured
- An email has circulated for years accusing her of this: As she toured a POW facility, POWs gave her slips of paper with their SSN on them hoping she would take it to the outside world but once the camera stopped rolling she handed over the papers to the officer in charge and the men were savagely beaten. Those named in the inflammatory e-mail categorically deny the events they supposedly were part of. "It's a figment of somebody's imagination," says Ret. Col. Larry Carrigan, one of the servicemen mentioned in the 'slips of paper' incident.
- The last time that she offered a public apology of any sort was in 1988 when a movie she was working on was being disrupted by Vietnam vets: hmm coincidence that once again there is a public apology?
- she publicly thanked the Soviets for providing assistance to the North Vietnamese
- In her new book she describes the act of purging as “somewhat orgasmic” [so not about the war – but thought it very interesting]
I make no claims as to whether the Vietnam War was right or wrong, but Jane Fonda’s actions during the war were plainly wrong.

Happy Birthday Jessica

This saturday we are all celebrating Jess' birthday at On Broadway. Jess will guestlist anyone that can get in touch with her ASAP. You can reach her via email or her cell. Come on everyone and lets celebrate the birthday of a great girl. Oh and If I am not mistaken it is the one year anniversary of the law school's favorite twins.

Pope's funeral

Wow the pope’s funeral is impressive (ok so I know that one comes in under the duh category of statements) but its 3am and I have CNN on in the background and just watching the faces of people as they sit in awe of the man who has past and the pomp and circumstance of the situation it strikes me as impressive. It’s also probably because of all the frenzied pope bloging why the blog upload website has crashed.

Alcohol and vicodin!

So maybe its not the best combination. However, when in pain the thought that you just had a few alcoholic drinks earlier in the evening does not stop the hand from grabbing the bag with the pills.

Has Tom Delay lost his mind?

"House Majority Leader Tom DeLay of Texas suggested an impeachment case could be made against judges who rebuffed Congress' will." WHAT? Are you serious? Everytime an INDEPENDENT branch of government does what it is constitutionally required to do the judges would have to fear impeachment. I am saddened that this man represents Texas. Thing is when election time comes around will people remember what occured...?

Woo hoo VICODIN

How is that I had never tried vicodin until now. Man this stuff should be sold alongside packets of gum and beside cigarettes (yeah yeah I know addictive but so is caffeine and alcohol and nicotine): It cant be anymore harmful than that stuff. I gotta go now...My laptop is floating infront of me...yeah.

The joy of faulty memory!

NKOTB, Backstreet, The Spice girls, Vanilla Ice, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, Disco (every artist) N’SYNC: What do all these have in common? They are all groups that were massive back in the day and now so many people pretend as if they didn’t exist or that they never listened to them. I have been doing some blog reading around the web and a recent topic that is popular are crappy music groups and has beens etc. One blog was practically dedicated to Gerardo of ‘Rico Suave’ fame (“My only addiction has to do with the female species”)People always tend to deny things later that now appear to be not cool. I remember a lot of my friends rocking to school with the NKOTB lunch box. And while working at the arena I remember seeing tones of college age girls streaming in for the N’SYNC show. If you used to be a fan of such groups don’t front now like your so superior to the kids now screaming for Hillary Duff or whichever teeny bopper is hot right now, and don’t be ashamed to sometimes in the middle of USD’s overly quiet law library bust out with:

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance.
Just get on the floor and do the New Kids' dance.
Don't worry 'bout nothing 'cause it won't take long.
We're gonna put you in a trance with a funky song, 'cause you gotta be
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
We're rough.

And don’t forget to do the little grab your pants and side to side shake with your legs.
If there is any group that should be on this list and I forgot them be sure to remind me. I love reminiscing about old groups.

Ah...

C17H21NO·HCl. If you know what that is without looking it up: We need to talk!

Seriously...

How bad has it gotten for desperate men? Now you can text message and get phone sex via texts? Come on how lame is that? I mean most likely when you call a phone sex line thinking your getting some young sexy girl you are probably talking to an ancient hag who has a nice voice. But via text? For all you know some dude fresh out of prison is answering your text..."Oh baby your making me so hot" has no gender when it's in a text message. Oh well to each his own. If you saw sportscenter tonight you saw the NC fans celebrating their win by jumping over a bonfire: It was hilarious watching two dudes jump at the same time smack into each other and one dude practically falls in the fire, I love watching those moments.

Johnny Cochran has died.

R.I.P. Johnny C. The lawyer who uttered the classic line "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit," during the OJ trial died today of an inoperable brain tumor. Say what you want about the OJ trial but Johnny C did what he was hired to do. As Chris Rock said peeps might say you look guilty if you hire Cochran but at least you will look guilty and be free rather than innocent and in jail.

Slap fest

So Hot97 has gotten in trouble for its slapfest that it had a few weeks ago: Apparently they did not check the laws of the state of NY that prohibit combative sports. If you have never seen or heard of slap fest google it, the video is crazy!

Hope you had a Happy Easter...

I know I did, got to cook for the friends (love that apple pie) and rekindled the joy that is the consumption of ice-cream. Anyway quick reminder to my USD readers: If you plan on using your laptop for finals DOWNLOAD EXAMSOFT and EXAMS asap. The deadline is March 31st by 9pm (Thursday).

No wonder...

The ringtone industry is such a big business, I just created my first ringtone, but sadly I am unsure if I can use it because of the difficulty of transferring it to my phone. Just creating the tone was a hassle (so hard to edit a lil John song to exclude lil John) and now findng a delivery system to get it to the phone is just as difficult. Of course if anyone knows RELIABLE software to deliver ringtones to a cellphone I would love the info.

Happy Birthday Rachel

Give a shout out to the blonde bombshell!

Is the church correct?

I am saddened: I would never presume to tell another religion how its church should be run: but I will admit that today I am saddened by the decision of the San Diego Catholic diocese to prevent the family of the owner of club montage (McCusker) from having funeral services at the Immaculata Catholic Church on the University of San Diego campus, McCusker's alma mater. "His business is adult entertainment, which is inconsistent with Catholic teaching," Chancellor Rodrigo Valdivia said. McCusker owned Club Montage and ReBar both gay bars.

My thing is that this was a man who was a devout catholic, his family is very active in the church and his mom was even a teacher in the church, it seems so wrong to deny a funeral service to someone based on an inclination to view their business practice as wrong due to sexual orientation. The church is about forgiveness and vengeance is God’s here it seems like there is no forgiveness or openness.

As was pointed out in an AP article: In other cases across the country, some priests accused of sexual abuse have been granted Catholic funeral services, including John Geoghan, the Boston Archdiocese former priest whose sex-abuse case helped spark a nationwide church scandal. (Associated Press)

This decision by the church seems wrong and I am saddened that USD has been dragged into such an issue.

St Paddy's

So last night was St Paddy’s day aka the day I can wear the ugliest piece of green apparel I can find and have peeps think its cool. Some of the outfits last night were straight FUGLY. Others were as hookerish as you can get and not be hauled straight to jail for Northern exposure and yet I loved every minute of it. There is nothing like cheap Guinness (I still maintain that it’s a meal in a can) and watching peeps go nuts over green beer (its no diff from regular in taste – just mental effect). So last night I was amused to see a young lady jump up and start to dance on a pole in the bar (this has happened every St. Paddy’s that I can remember) however as soon as she got on the pole I noticed another young lady staring at her and I just knew she was going to at some point jump up and try to compete with her and proving my faith in human nature correct she did.

Of course her addition to the pole initially infuriates the first pole rider and now there is fiercer grinding on the pole as we all gather in a circle to watch. Then some dude jumps up and commits the cardinal sin, he tries to join 2 girls riding a pole: That never works and all it ever does is bring bouncers over to break up the fun and again it did so. Come on guys don’t interrupt, Girls will never quit the pole to grind with you, and no one in the club cares to see you up there.

"Spring Break shark Attack"

Come on CBS I thought you were supposed to be the stately network, the one we could trust to not slip to low levels: And then you slip to something as low and as cheesy as a made for tv called "Spring Break Shark attack". So you not only blatantly rip off Jaws but at the same time try to get the girls gone wild type of mentality mixed in. One of the previews has a guy asking a girl if she wants to be on video and she smiles and flashes him…her swimsuit from beneath her t-shirt. Whoa, slow down their CBS, grandpa’s pacemaker can only work so hard.

A computer in a shoe?

So there is now a computerized shoe: I remember as a kid watching “Get Smart” on Nick at night and cracking up because of the shoe phone. But now, we are well on our way to turning our lives into completely controlled by computers: The Adidas 1 uses a sensor, a microprocessor and a motorized cable system to automatically adjust the shoes' cushioning. The sensor under the heel measures compression and decides whether the shoe is too soft or firm. That information is sent to the microprocessor and, while the shoe is in the air, the cable adjusts the heel cushion. The whole system weighs less than 40 grams. The shoe comes with replaceable lithium batteries that are estimated to be good for 100 hours of running. The shoe can be turned off and used as regular sneakers (to preserve battery life). The chip also shuts itself off, keeping the same cushioning, if a runner walks more than 10 minutes. Since runners tend to replace shoes at the 500 mile mark – at $250 these Adidas would basically cost 50 cents per mile but Adidas claims that the cushioning will outlast traditional shoes.

What happened to the good old days of canvas shoes? Chuck Taylor’s used to rule the world.

Results are out...

And the calijamaican will be back on the campaign trail. Now I will have to go before classes etc to get people to come out and vote for me, but I cannot begin campaigning until Tuesday the 29th...nothing like anticipation.

Happy Birthday Kelsey

A hit, a run scored and a boyfriend in for a visit: Kelsey is having the best week ever.

The NT All Stars: Nothing but domination. Damn that's a sexy team.  

Big ups Kriste Draper and Christopher Turtzo

Final round of Moot ct was awesome tonight: Section B represented in full force. Good Job Kriste.

Success...?

1 friend in the drunk tank, a friends puke covering two doors of my car as well as my pants and shirt, plus a bunch of law students tired from dancing = a successful bar review.

Violence hits home

This is a prayer request: I know some of my readers do not believe in the Christian God, but whatever entity you believe in I would like for you to offer up a prayer for my friend Mr. Riley. He has been a friend of my family from before I was born. He has helped me so many times in life and he is very dear to my heart. This morning he was shot in a robbery attempt outside his home in Jamaica. At point blank range the thieves fired 3 shots at him and thank god they missed on 2 of the shots, the third made contact. He is however in stable-good condition and will recover (how well I do not know because its hard to get details from peeps while they are at hospitals) However, I would just ask that you all throw up a prayer for he and his family and also for the community as a whole. Sadly young men in Jamaica are no longer content with simple robbery, in so many cases they are shooting at their victims. God help us all.

Sell, sell, sell like a Disco Inferno!

So the beef with 50 cent and the game is over? Just like that? If it wasn't for the fact that one of the Game's homies took a shot in the leg I would be a 100% certain that this feud was designed to hype the release of 50s album: after all the controversy did help him to sell a million records in 5 days.(that is bloody impressive) Course taking a shot in the leg might have been by design? Hmmm oh well, I am not one for conspiracy creation just exposure. I do like the fact that both Game and 50 gave checks in excess of a $100,000 to community groups (throwing the beef aside) I love it when peeps give back to help the community that they have come up from.

Wow: Let's take it to the streets?

Of course now that I am in politics I have got to be a decent fair minded citizen and I cannot call people out. However, I am in a somewhat foul mood. There is now a website that is anti the calijamaican. Hahahah the horror of it all. The funny thing is that my boy Dan K and I had recently talked about the possibility of someone creating an anti-me website and then we dismissed it because we believed (wrongly) that for someone to have an anti-X website they would have to be popular enough to cause that anti-sentiment. Oh well! Of course my initial visceral reaction was damn you bastards come meet me in the writs we can settle this, but then I calmed down and realized that people who make ignorant statements should be left to their own devices. If anyone wants to come to me and find out the truth of what the SBA president does or will do, come to me, you know where the writs is just like I will never back down from speaking my heart, I wont back down from telling you where to go. Grow some stones; if your going to go after me put your name on the site or come and see me in person.

Risky?

So I have been warned that peeps who check my VOTEAAROND.BLOGSPOT.COM blog, link to this blog via my profile. I have been asked if I am not worried about the content on this page and frankly the answer is no! I am not running on a slate I’m not representing a political party, I have nothing to hide. I will continue to speak my mind; after all I do not say anything too outrageous or controversial. I was asked about my posting re the Vietnamese woman who went salad shooter on her man’s penis and flushed it down the toilet. (Let me once again reiterate that I do not believe in violence towards women) But come on, someone who tricks her man into sleeping with her, ties him up, chops off his penis and then FLUSHES it down the toilet is no longer human: so do the normal rules of decency really apply? After all flushing of a penis is not the act of a rational human being.

How to do a flyer?

So I am going over potential flyers to use for my campaign and it's a difficult process. I like humor in everything I do; yet at the same time I do not want peeps to think that I am not a serious candidate so how do I reconcile it. If I am completely cut and dry with my flyers then I am not being true to myself (though that would be politically savvy). Oh well guess I am just going to have to see how much the school lets me get away with. Remember yall VOTE OR DIE!

Nervous..Who me?

Tonight is the second round of the McLennon Moot Ct competition and surprisingly I have advanced to it, I also have Casino night to go to so this will be one fun night of gambling (first with my dignity in front of judges and then with fake money). Sadly in every round of McLennon I have gone up against friends, which is I guess cool and at the same time a little disheartening: I have realized that later on in life (if I am the type of lawyer who goes to court) I do not want opposing counsel to be a friend of mine: Cause in the court room setting I am not afraid to gut you like a fish, but afterwards I find it hard to look at you. Oh well it’s a business and it’s the life I chose.
---So everyone that I went up against has also advanced, and I take credit for that. Yes ME. I am the reason you have advanced, I am making all of you look good. My ineptitude and bored look while your talking just makes anything you do look so much better. So when all of y’all are big time rich lawyers kick a little something back down to the brother who helped to push you up there.
---- Strangely enough all my judges so far have been male, which is fine by me, because there is a female judge that is a part of this competition that I fear. She has the look of a fire eater: I am not into the male female competitive thing but let me be honest a woman that is stronger than me intimidates me: and before any of y’all start running lip; those of my fellow students who know her probably know that she is stronger than them too.

Sorry for the Absence of Blogs

So I have not been blogging much recently due to Moot ct and the fact that a laptop in my hand is a ticking time bomb. My brand new laptop died so that’s now in the shop, my backup laptop (thanks DUI) has now also died, and my friend’s laptop that I was using froze up on me. But I must thank God for having a warranty on my laptop cause the amount of money Toshiba claims will have to be put into that laptop…I would have had to sell a body part.