Why are u singing!

So Will Smith has a new album coming out. I loved his old stuff like “Parents just don’t understand” and I liked the original “Men in Black” soundtrack, but not everything he puts out is musical genius. Also if you’re a fan of anything with substance or anything even slightly hard Will Smith is not for you. His new song is as lite as u can get and still be considered rapping; this is not to say that there is anything wrong with lighthearted rap, in fact I wish more rap music was like that.
- Why is it every rapper has to put out an album with them singing on at least one track?
On the subject of light hearted music: Why is Ashley Simpson still a star? Why is Britney Spears still newsworthy? How is it she has managed to not pose for Playboy yet? Why did she think she could re-make Bobby Brown’s my prerogative?
ONE MAJOR RULE of music should be if you do a remake or remix of a song, the remake should be at least as good as or better than the original or else leave it the hell alone. I don’t mind if u put your own little spin on the song but please don’t make the song worse than the original track was. Finally, just because your mommy or daddy was a hit singer does not mean that you have talent or can sing: Lisa Marie Presley and Kelly Osborne please put the microphones down and walk away. Just walk away and we will forget u ever tried.

Chinese New Year!

Its the year of the rooster!

It's "Woohoo take your top off!" Day

Otherwise known in more sedate circles as Mardi gras or Fat Tuesday. This should be an entertaining night downtown. Last year of course was famous for the fact that 3 young men on the hunt for a good time managed to see only one pair all night and it was a pair that we were not particularly eager to see. Its always fun to watch the bargaining that goes on: “What if I give u one green one and 2 blues?” I am also amused when a girl gets mad because a guy does not offer her beads large enough to satisfy her. If your going to flash anyway does the size of the beads really matter?

Check your classes

Now that I have heard the horror stories of 2 of my friends. Hey yall check online or go to the registrars office and make sure that your not in any classes that you dont know of.

Fear the Allstars!

So the softball team continues to show the rest of the league why we are the greatest. We are now 2-0 in division play and I am undefeated in softball play. BC hit a monster grand slam that definitely helped us to pull out the victory. Why do teams even bother to take the field against the “No Talent Allstars”? I mean we have a team blessed by miracles: after all, the fact that I am even able to make contact with the softball is a miracle and as long as I keep getting hits we are guaranteed to keep winning. And before someone jumps up and says that my hits don’t count; let me assure you the shock that the other team receives seeing me actually hit the ball allows my team mates to make it home.

Super Bowl

If I were forced to place a monetary bet I would place it on the Patriots. But since no one can force me to bet; I am going with the Eagles. This one is for you cousin: lets hope 'dat dem boyz can finally bring one home.' I hate Brady but you have to respect that kid, he does not lose. Watch for the T.O. touchdown miracle from D-Mac and then watch as the entire stands 'Drop down and get their eagle on'

Give Blood: join the Bone Marrow matching list!

It is a subject near and dear to me: Right now there is a tremendous blood shortage in San Diego. Please join the bone marrow list it could save someone's life. I just saw a report that multi racial canidates rarely find the needed match for bone marrow donations less than 30% of people find a match. Currently blacks and whites have the highest rates because of the number of volunteers, but it is still not enough. Please yall help save a life. If you need more info I am happy to talk to anyone about it.

Of Pudding wrestling and bar review:

I am biased, but I enjoyed tonight’s bar review. We made it a little swankier than normal and took it uptown. Sadly as usual LIT was conspicuous by its absence (yes I know u said don’t pick on you – but when u keep missing bar review…) So soon I may give up bar review (depending on some election results), so if any one is interested in becoming a part of the LIT promotions crew for next year hit me up with your info. The bonuses are like tonight; No cover and free drinks. Tonight our promotion allowed premium drinks so if you’re a Grey Goose, Hennessy and Courvoisier drinking type of person this may be the spot for you. So I was approached with some bar review requests and I have granted them so a few bar reviews will be hosted by the 1Ls. I am declaring now publicly and officially, I will help you to promote your bar review and I will attend but I am not taking the blame/credit for pudding wrestling. But I will tell you, it will be a big hit with many of the guys. And yes I think pudding is better than Jello ® for wrestling. Finally “you are my bitch”

Things I miss from vacation: here is a pic looking across to the area that I live in, in Jamaica
pic by soulman

Cruel and unusual punishment: Thats all I can say about the process of having all the poor nervous 1Ls line up to retrieve their grades. I heard shouts I heard dejected sighs. I saw smiles fade. It is a harsh process to watch and yet sadly I was somewhat sadistically amused. Because I remember last year at my place many of us huddling around a computer monitor nervous as hell that we would have bad news. It was at a pre bar review party: So I think a few peeps drank a little harder that night.
pic by soulman

Mind Numbing

So after spending a year in law skills learning about writing Appellate briefs and learning how to address the court and proper formats etc. I am now stuck in a lecture about everything I just learned last year. Did she really just ask us if we know that the Supreme Court is not bound by precedent? I can not even imagine how the third years can sit through this. This is cruel and unusual punishment to have a class of this nature on the day after a night of heavy drinking.

Anna Nicole

I had thought she was starting to look good again, but after seeing the last Trimspa © ad and remembering her actions at an award show I have to say: Damn! She is looking cracked out. Trimspa may or may not be helping her lose weight naturally, but I think it looks like it may be helping her to lose weight the crack head way. I mean come on if you had a doubt about her drug usage just listen to her talk recently; “Trimspa baby” and then make your own judgment. I hope she is not on drugs and that Trimspa is doing all this for her, but you make the call.

Happy Birthday

Happy B-day Jessica. Looking forward to many more!

Floyd Mayweather Jr.

May well be the best pound for pound fighter in the world right now
The kid is sick with his skills
In his last fight while the commentators were talking to each other about the upcoming NFL games the next day. Floyd turned and responded to the question that they were asking each other: “Who do you think will win the game Patriots or Steelers?” Mayweather turned and said “Patriots”
Then to be facetious the commentator during the next round while the fight was in progress asked him “Floyd who will win Eagles or Falcons” (Response) “I like Michael Vick”
How can you beat someone who is so in control of his craft? – he goes on to knock his opponent out by the way.

A Pregnancy prom dress?

- Now that is going too far. I have sent some of you the link and told others about it. I saw a picture of a prom dress with the middle cut out so that the young lady could have her belly hang out the front of the dress.
- Come on now that is just WRONG.
- I will not judge the girl for making the mistake of getting pregnant in high school because bad things happen; we make the best of situations and move on.
- But making the best of the situation is not and I repeat is not wearing a dress with your belly hanging out to the prom.

Radio love songs!

Ever notice that when you are going through a rough emotional period every song on the radio seems to be aimed at you, or have a message for you in there somewhere?

Whats up with all these invitations to join SMS networks? Is everyone now desperate to get in touch with everyone else and just have not found the ability to dial the # on the cell phone rather than punching the message out on the keypad?

Votes and drinks

So bar review was cool tonight: gotta love the fact that my Promotion company LIT promotions was conspicuous by their absence. Oh well I held down the fort and partied in PB…yes that Was me rocking out to the heavy metal band. Big ups to All the peeps that tried to buy me drinks I’m sure you preferred the free drink tickets that I gave you in place of having u buy me a drink. Big ups to Ryan and Tyler for the party it was great to have somewhere to go after bar review. Baybee you knew I couldn’t finish a blog w/o a mention of the fact that some people do like to Gobble up all the shrimp that they can get. To the 1L that asked If I hated her. The answer is NO. There is not enough time in life to go through it hating people. To my bartender tonight: I love you girl! You know that u have drunk too much when you Realize that the amount you have spent in tipping out the bartender for free drinks is more than you would have spent if you had bought premium drinks throughout the night. Oh well its prolly worth it, I have a good feeling that everyone I gave a free drink to will probably vote for me when (and yes its official) I run for SBA president. Seriously though Canes needs to Limit the amount of free drinks they make available to me. I reek of alcohol: isn’t that how every good night should end. By the way, if you are a reader of my site and dont like it, thats fine, KISS MY ASS you can quit reading anytime dont comment and tell me to get off the net when you obviously are a follower of the site.

Word of advice!

Not the first or last word I will give, but this one I am compelled to give. If you're a white guy in a hip hop club and your only backative is your girlfriend it is extremely unwise to call the 250lb black guy with his equally big friend a “nigger”. Especially not the angry buzzed black guy. I have not seen a man run that fast while still holding on to a girls hand in awhile. Those black guys looked like two freight trains and u thought all 170lbs or so of you could take ‘em? Did u really think that once the word got around the ‘black crowd’ that the club would be the spot for u to dance? Oh well your incident did serve to let me hear a fun line: Black guy with a neck bigger than a telephone; “ Man I’m the Philadelphia defense that white boy is a running back did you see him run? I’m Jeremiah Trotter, I eat them fools” Finally a couple of apologies and shout outs: To all those I laughed at for working with those big inflated exercise balls; My bad it's harder than it looks: To the September birthday bus crew I know its 5 months late but big ups to all; My bad on the delay: Finally to -?- yeh that really sucks "FU©K the POLICE" NWA.

First day of the rest of your life

Not a big fan of that slogan; maybe cause it seems so trite. After all it is also one day closer to death. So anyway, cognizant of the fact that I am getting older and need to take better care of myself I have rejoined the gym and have faithfully being going for all of 3 days. Sadly in those 3 days I have lost 5 pounds. (sadly because that shows how much water weight I had been rolling around with) Of course giving blood day 2 probably helped in the weight loss. So now it’s the first day of the rest of my life. I intend to get back to what I used to be: A fit energetic student, able to leap 2 books in a single bound and pass through a doorway without turning sideways. Seriously though the eye candy at the gym is crazy, but I have decided to follow a path of enlightenment when at the gym and just concentrate on the workout plus it’s not like I’m rolling to the gym accompanied by chopped liver, I carry my own eye candy with me, yes WB I just set back the cause of womanhood and called you eye-candy.

Bad boys bad boys!

I got pulled over by a cop tonight right infront of my apartment complex. Apparently I pulled out of USD and turned right on a red without stopping. Yes even at 11pm one should obey every minute detail of the traffic law. The ironic thing is that on my way into school I thought about sending to Texas for the car's title since registration renewal time is coming up and as luck would have it when the cop asked me for my registration I could not find it. Also since I had just gone to the gym and had only stopped by school to drop off a book I didnt have my driver's license but I had a photo copy of it that the gym had made for me and that was good enough for the cop (thanks 24 hour fitness and all your rules). Anyway after thinking that I would surely get a compounded ticket the cop laughs at the pic on my license (if you have ever seen the license u would know why - if you want to see it Im more than happy to produce the license for your enjoyment)runs my plates forgets that I cant find my registration tells me to be careful and sends me along on my merry way. Pretty nice of him, though I do wonder why a second cop car was called as backup?

"Pick up the phone!"

"Cause you want this call, you other brothers cant deny " Sir Mix-a-lot is back. Of course he’s back on the scene with a ring tone. So that damn jamster company has another ad to clog my TV time with. On my list of annoyances that one is up there right now (as well as all their damn cell phone ads), being unable to hold a pen easily is up there and that annoying horn that runs through the length of the J-lo song is definitely annoying. I wonder if it will grow on me like the squeaking sound in the Ciara song goodies (the background sound not her voice). So the team lost last night but that was because the star player was out with an injury. We will dominate next week after all it’s the lowly section C team. We will make them our bias. We will not lose to a team wearing pink, even if we have to take out some of the players with a Louisville slugger.

Softball Domination!

So the team's first game is tonight. Sadly I cant play because of the finger (though for the teams chances my injury is probably a good thing). Despite my forced benching I expect the team to dominate. After all how hard can a law school softball league be. We will put up at least 2 runs...go team go and all that good stuff. Hopefully we will play some weak 1L teams and crush those kids, or the team will just get wasted on the stuff contained in the waterboys secret stash.

Give Blood!

Hey if you can please give blood. The blood bank is low on supplies. I know some of you cant give blood but for the rest who can, its a quick relatively painless process and it can help to save a life. The red cross is just down the road from school. The dude who hosts Cheaters got stabbed during an episode: that is pretty damn funny. I always wondered if people who got caught on that show ever went nuts and went after the host/crew.

3 Xs/Bar Review and a WTF moment!

So the bar was hype the shortie’s outfit was tight: Yes I know I told u that but it really was. So on to the WTF moment that nearly made me reach for the tire iron. When I receive the call from you at 4am, and risk my life to show up by driving through bloody dense fog and slippery roads the last thing I want or expect is some dude that u have sworn to me is not your bf. To be real though bout time we had it out; But this goes for him and anyone else, if you want to kick my ass do not offer me a beer. I don’t mind getting in a fight but the pre beer ritual and the pretence of civility are too extraneous. By the way at 4am when u see me in a coat you would be right to assume that the pockets are not empty. I must say having someone hanging out on the top of the steps was a nice touch. Was that to make sure that I didn’t flip out and jump you? Word is bond broken/sprained (will know soon) fingers will not stop me from swinging on you – the presence of another dude 20 feet away will not stop me from swinging on you. Should we have had a fight you would have had to KILL ME; because if the 2 of you kicked my ass, rest assured that I would be back. A lot of the dudes in the law school went home with pent up energy and I’m sure that beating down an undergrad and a 1L would have been just another day at the office. What you should know is that I am not going to fight over some “bia” do I need to quote the Dr. Dre: “Bitches aint…but ho’s and tricks” I’m sure she is a nice girl blah, blah ad nausea but when u try to fight me over a girl that called me, I will mess u up. Hell I will get Jess to mess you up, she already swung on one girl tonight beating down another should be easy for her. Handle your business: She called me…always remember that no woman is worth fighting over, I wont start the war with you but I sure as hell will end it. If you cant control your girl others will.

Finally: damn baybee that was HOT 2nite, I want to see that again and I won the dare so I expect something in return.

Cheap flights!

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Welcome Back!

So by now I figure everyone will be in or at least contemplating coming back in. I guess since I decided to chalk bar review info up on the black boards in what can only be described as chicken scratch here is the info: Friday at E-Street Alley $5 cover b4 11.30pm. Sorry we could not get a better deal, but they wanted $15 from us so this is the best we could get. What is great about being back is that you start to notice all these people that you have never seen before in your class. Robin pointed out a girl to me that is a certified hottie that I have never noticed before, and I thought between myself, G2 and B we would have spotted and conferred about every hot girl in school
 Now that I am back I was hoping I wouldn’t see anymore of those crappy cell phone wallpaper ads
 I really like that Masta Ace track “Good ole love” cop it if you haven’t gotten it yet
 Why is it that my Cal friends wont talk to me about a certain game that occurred on Dec 30th are we just going to pretend that, that did not happen. You owe me. Cowards!

Salute to Dr. King!

This is a day to celebrate a great man’s life: its so sad that even to this day there is still racial intolerance and prejudice. There is so much racism and reverse racism. I honestly wish that the USD book store was closed on a day like this but, I understand that law students would riot if they could not get their books the day before law school starts.

Law school of idiots?

I had no idea that law school could breed such idiocy and treachery. I was told by my friend about a blog created by some USD law school students and sadly it has got to be one of the worst things I have ever seen. It’s a blog that is bereft of intelligence and yet masquerades itself as fountain of knowledge. Now let’s be clear here, my blog is purely entertainment for me and any others that might choose to read it. I may drop some knowledge now and then but I am not trying to change the world etc. This blog I have just read called for the removal of the SBA now hey that’s a worthy goal to have and a call that anyone can make if there is a good reason but when I read the reasons given I realized that the ability to type does not equate the ability to reason. These idiots said the SBA should be removed because we lied about the Halloween party and blamed others. Supposedly we insulted the student body by sending a letter to them apologizing and detailing the faults of the party etc. I guess the fight and the subsequent police shutting down of the part was all a big lie on our part also. As to your claim that the only thing we do for the students is throw the party; I guess the grade change the new TV the interaction with the faculty are all figments of my imagination. As to my treachery charge: some of the members of that blog are actually employed by the SBA or work closely with the SBA. If you have such high morals etc be real and step down or voice your opinions at the OPEN to everyone SBA meetings.

Happy Birthday

Julie, Sorry I didnt get to see you.

What the ras...

I caan believe that at 5.30am I am just making my way home. Once again I must be losing my mind. Ole Madrid was pretty decent there were some decent girls there tonight but of course all I could manage to do was stare and think in my mind (actually for once I couldn’t even think of lines – to not say to the hotties) Poor Tiff was I think mad at the crew for not stepping to any girls oh well!. What is it about me and thinking about you girl why do I not feel the urge to go out and scheme, could I really be haunted by the ghost of “bootie-past”? I may have to face a new reality in my life; I possess the kiss of death. Oh well, to #1 I think you shouldn’t be with him it’s a waste of your time. To #2 you have made your choice, deal with it. To #3 what the hell are you thinking? Seriously if you don’t like the relationship get the hell out of there. To #4 no, no, no I refuse. General I am sorry to a lot of peeps a lot of what I said were just lines I apologize for my past indiscretions. Finally, if you call me at 3am that conversation does not come under the heading - friendly chat.

Cross...

Angry: So the Calijamaican has returned to California but apparently it was too difficult for Continental airlines to ensure that his luggage accompanied him. If anyone is hanging around an airport anywhere in america look out for 2 pieces just sitting around.

My appt nearly burned down!

Get this the fire-alarm shorted out and nearly set fire to my apartment!

Calijamaican on the RADIO!/NET

So if you don’t know by now you're about to find out, my dad has a radio program; And this Wednesday the 5th I will actually be on that program along with 2 of my friends. The program starts 9pm Est. 6pm Cali time. I have no idea when I will be on, though it’s most likely in the 1st hour. It is a call in program, BUT; I probably wont be on the call in portion in fact (because I know what kind of friends I have and the threats I have received and the veiled insinuations) it would be best if I am not a part of the call in portion. I shudder to think what kind of stuff yall would call in and ask/say. Once again listen in on Wednesday at 9pm (8pm for the Texans) u will get to hear the Calijamaican (the son) next to the Trinijamaican (the father).
This is the website link if you would like to listen to live audio of my appearance http://www.go-jamaica.com/power/pp-dearpastor.html

WE DID IT YALL!

Hallelujah TEXAS WINS…. TEXAS WINS I LOVE THE WORLD AT THIS MOMENT. We gave you an exciting rose bowl and I love yall. My boy thought I was having a seizure I reacted so violently to the game. I would like to thank my parents for understanding my deranged screams and my boys for understanding that the fist pumping and death threats were all to the TV not to them. This moment is for everyone. WE’RE TEXAS “what happens here changes the world”

Happy New Year!

Or is it? I know Cal fans have got to be quiet finally...all that whining about the Rose Bowl and you got stomped by the #3 team in the Big 12 south. Oh well there is a knot in my stomach right now as I watch the Rose Bowl damn freshmen. I hate Freshmen catch the ball then RUN u fassy.

I must be losing my mind!

Did I really call from Jamaica on my Sprint cell phone? Can anyone tell me what the roaming charges on such a call is? Oh well I got love for my peeps: Jamaica is crazy the parties are off the hook the pics I am getting are amazing and so far I have not gotten shot. The fassy dem did tief mi sister car on christmas eve so more on that when I have time and the use of my own internet connection but till den I hope a hollow point finds dem fassy.

Merry Christmas

and a Happy New Year

Fire bun di fassy dem!

So in my rush to pack I threw a gift for my mom in a bag and then at the airport ended up checking in that bag, and the fassy dem tek the gift outta mi bag. They had the audacity to leave the packaging of the gift but removed the actual gift, thankfully my other gifts were not removed and I have another gift for mom but seriously if you robbing people during xmas time you are begging to get a shot inna yu batty. Worst part of it was that on the drive home an Air J ad came over the radio telling people to make sure to pack their jewelry in their check in luggage...are you serious?

Calijamaican

Actually in JAMAICA! Have fun this XMAS everyone!

Gucci, Fendi and Prada bags

Guess it means the undergrads have finals and have decided to invade our library once again. I think I missed the memo that makes running shorts and a tank top the outfit of choice at 2am in winter for jogging. Forget the fact that back to back nights, at school I have seen single women jogging, but to do so in clothes that look like they would be cold mid summer is just crazy. Do those lil plastic shorts actually have a heater in them that I cant see cause I don’t care how fast u run that bloody fog is COLD.

Am I mean?

I have been told recently by 2 different sources that I can be mean. Could this be true, is making fun of someone directly to their face mean or just an expression of the love that u have for your friends? Oh well, that being said come on seriously undergrad using the law library did you really need FOUR cushions for your chair? I can understand the one for the back but 3 for the bootie? C'mon now I saw what you were working with, you did not need more than one cushion.

Middle of the exam!

Yeh so Im in the middle of an exam and all I can think is WOW...I know nothing. Help someone it's 2.40pm and I need an answer to EVERYTHING. Cant wait to finish the rest of this exam. And for my boy Greg where is Hot girl in the back row. HG in the BR!

Ah yes, classic lyrics.

"Donkey donkey, donkey everywhere, she cant even fit all of it in the chair" Ah I love late night rap music: 'They wanna chew me, they just love the ghetto booty' How can u beat that?

Cal is good...?

So is it any coincidence that BALCO was located in the bay area and a school from that area suddenly had a resurgence of their football program? I know, I know, I’m just being facetious so don’t get mad. But its kind of funny that California sports has had a bit of an upswing the last few years. USC was down and now back on top, the Dodgers got decent, the Giants made a charge at the world series, and the Angels won a worlds series. I mean come on the ANGELS; the rally monkey alone couldn’t have done that. Clearly of course the Clip joint, Stanford and 49ers are not on the juice. Not sure about the Chargers they are pretty good this year could they have gotten the last batch?
- So weird to think that the original boy band (New Edition) is now a part of the Bad Boy record label. Puffy lost Da Band and got N.E. Oh yeah and don’t forget Bad Boy also had Jodeci.
- And just a reminder; just cause Dylan from Da Band sings reggae and has an accent does not make him Jamaican; He is from Grenada, let them claim him.

I hate Tax...paying it that is!

Tis the season for giving, but receiving’s aite! Sorry that u can’t go to the holiday bowl girl. I guess I will just have to settle for giving u the other crappy gift I have for you. Some quick random musings:
- Why is Time Warner advertising DVR using hockey don’t they know about the strike?
- If tax isn’t on the bar, Y am I forced to do it?
- If your JOB is to play a SPORT should u really be claiming that is a “tremendous sacrifice to take a 24% cut in salary when the average salary is in the millions for a sport that is losing its fan base?
- Y is there not more of a crack down on spyware?
- Can we not make a law that anyone who puts out spyware/viruses should be forcibly separated from their genitals?
- Was anyone really surprised by the baseball steroids issue?
- Could OJ really have done it?

Aww Skeet Skeet!

Amazing how that word has taken over. Peeps are still screaming it and I am certain alot of peeps screaming it still dont even know what they are saying. Like Chappelle said it’s amazing that they allow you to say it on the radio. Why is it that peeps give you some of the ugliest looks when they are passing by your cubicle in the library? If they were giving me looks of amazement that I could understand, because I am always shocked when I am in the library but what’s up with all these mad looks like they are going to step to you if u even dare to say res judicata. For a certain lucky Cal fan who is currently mad at me, if I were you I would clear my calendar for Dec 30th at 2.30pm and make sure that I am in San Diego. Nuff said, back to the books, Santa Clause has to study. Ever seen a grown man cry? Want to? Come see me after IP and tax.

Shout out...

Happy Birthday Johanna and congrats on the new addition to the family.

Why must you lie to ME!

You know maybe I’m weird but I can forgive a liar. I can forgive a liar, maybe because I joke around so much that to me a lie is often just a joke w/o a punch line. What I cant forgive is those who after the lie has been discovered stretch it out. Like currently someone is playing a prank on one of my boys and myself and u know what that one while not funny, is cool cause neither of us has discovered the culprit; so, though the joke is wearing a bit thin now, I am fine with it because it’s a joke and we have not caught the person performing it. But when I have caught you in a lie and I give you opportunities to come clean, don’t use double speak. Don’t try to answer select portions of questions and then claim that you answered the entire question. There are so many beautiful features to you, but apparently honesty isn’t one. But how could u help it? Your in law school isn’t that what we are taught? Evade every question and lie your ass off for the client. “If you aint cheating you aint trying” huh? Where did I go wrong with you, did I not give you an open and clear atmosphere for you to tell me things? Maybe next time I will just read your mind that might be easier. And damn it it's almost 4am and I cant sleep!

Life isn't a bed of Roses!

At least not for Cal! So it sucks for Cal, I understand that: But please don’t give me the “we deserve it more than Texas” line. Its hard to say that either of us deserves it more than another. The ones you should be irate at are teams like Pitt, Va Tech and Michigan. Be mad that the BCS has so many dumb rules that allow a team ranked #21 in the BCS to slip ahead of a team ranked #5; there should be no tie in Bowls. Winning a weak conference like the Big East should not give u an auto bid. I have said from the beginning that I think Cal is a good team, I don’t think they are a better team than Texas. I have told many of you, my dream match-ups have been OU v USC, AU v Utah and TX V Cal. Let the un-defeated rumble and let the 2 best one loss teams in the nation duke it out for supremacy.

Do I think TX can beat Cal? YES. Am I sure? No. It’s impossible to tell. For all those saying oh Cal almost beat USC, well almost doesn’t count. UCLA almost beat USC (if the ref knew what a fumble looked like) does that mean UCLA is as good as Cal? Maybe USC had a bad game when they played Cal while Cal had to play their ass off to match up with them on a bad day. There are so many what ifs. So if you don’t win u cant tell me u were better than they are and u cant use that as your consolation, because consolation gets you the holiday bowl as I well know as a TX fan. We have suffered for 3 years what Cal is now suffering, lose to your rival and it breaks your heart and your season. I am not gloating though well I should after all the grief yall have given me week after week every time the BCS came out and Cal was ahead of us. My heart aches for you because I know what its like to just miss out. But don’t look for love when it comes to the Rose bowl. Tradition is over: The Pac 10 no longer is guaranteed the Rose Bowl and no one should be. The system is flawed but don’t blame Texas for doing what it had to do. Hopefully next year its Cal v TEXAS for the national championship: the 2 flagship schools of the 2 big football states going at it…now that’s a dream match-up. Till then sorry Cal and HOOK ‘EM HORNS!

BCS

Just wish they would stop fronting and drop the C out of those 3 letters. So tommorrow at 2pm pacific the results come out and determine which school gets that at large bid. I am biased, but I believe Texas should get it, if as the Cal coach said today its about consistency then we should get it, we have had 4 straight 10 win seasons and this was another good one. Sucks that a weak conference can have 2 good teams trounce it and inflate numbers and have that help their poll positions. Nothing against Cal or USC because u cannot dictate your conference but, I feel that many of their numbers are inflated. Beating southern miss proved nothing in terms of Cals power; if they are as good as the claim is, in a game that had so many eyes on it and had so much riding on it and was against a weak team there whould have been a stomping not a scrape through. Plus it would be so funny if the Rose bowl had 2teams whose fans travel in such massive numbers like Texas' and Michigan's, while the Cal fans would have to drive past them on their way to San Diego for the Holiday bowl. The only team with blue and gold in Pasadena should be Michigan. Though thats another issue; weak conference winners like Pitt, Mich, V-Tech, should not be getting automatic bids while a team like either Cal or Texas and Louisville have to scrap for an at large. Take the C out and lets call the thing what it really is.

Gets better with Age?

No G it nah go so! You cant mack with a woman whose older than our combined ages and expect me not to call u out. Yeh yeh they say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, but if the berry is old enough to make wine what do you do? so you gave her your number and she has a son that is your age, its all good, maybe if you go visit her you and her kid can play xbox while she naps. Hey man its cool every law student wants a sugar momma, now u truly have a momma. Anyway 2nite was fun, great to celebrate my girls B-day sucks that your actually day falls during exams. Luv ya anyway. Nothing like having a bar tab, but damn some of my peeps have expensive tastes. By the way at 4.30 pm on Saturday 12/5/04 F.U.CAL

AIDS was created to erase Black People!

NO. Because it was world AIDS day yesterday I figured I would visit this story. This theory has floated around for many years now and gained significant coverage when Wangari Maathai, the first African woman to win the Nobel Peace Prize, claimed that AIDS was a deliberately created biological agent. Her words;

"Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys (since) time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that. "Us black people are dying more than any other people in this planet,"

I personally cannot believe that AIDS was created by the white man or any man in an attempt to take out black people. If you’r smart enough to have the bio engineering skills to create such a powerful weapon as AIDS you would not be dumb enough to unleash it w/o a control, to release it and have it spread in such a manner. There is no control for AIDS it is not a direct target and it’s not a fast killer. It affects us all; there was never any chance of it just remaining in Africa it was guaranteed to spread. I refuse to think that anyone was ever so heinous to release a disease that would have the potential to kill so wantonly and would have a chance to backfire like this. But, I might be wrong. I doubt it, but hey I might be. Here is a little clip I took from a website “

In 1999, Afrikan-Americans [sic] and Hispanics accounted for almost 70 percent of new HIV infections. On the contrary, it is very ironic, albeit strange, that 'death rates in Europe of people infected with the virus that causes AIDS have fallen 84 percent since 1985'.30 The reality is that whereas two-thirds of the people in the world infected with AIDS are in sub-Saharan Afrika,[sic] only about 2 percent is in Western Europe.”

http://www.trinicenter.com/kwame/2001/nov/152001.htm Hmm makes conspiracy theories look more plausible?
“How is it in a 10 min span late at night I can make 3 persons mad at me while the rest of the world peacefully sleeps?” Calijamaican at 1am.

Drink with Professors

So drinking with a professor is a trip; you get to hear personal stories about other profs and info about the best things to do to make money off of other people. Please yall cut and paste this link into your browser u will enjoy what u see; http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/manofthehouse/index.html

Big ups DAD!

Wow, I now have to research my own father online, after I was told that he now has the #3 rated radio program in Jamaica. That’s awesome ole man but like you always used to say to me when I brought grades home “ok, so you are #3, why did u let 2 others get ahead of you?” Anyway this is part of his bio I pulled from the radio stations website:

About the Host: For over 25 years psychologist Dr Dumas has been offering advice to numerous Jamaicans …his column…is now the most widely read column in any of the island's newspapers… He is also the island's first government appointed marriage counselor.

There is some other stuff that I don’t want public. Anyway once again congrats DAD, now give me a shout out on the radio.

Only ugly women from now on!

Strictly ugly women with unfit bodies for me from now on: No I am not crazy I swear it’s just that recently I got that fever. Some of you might know what I am talking about. I find myself missing attractive women intensely. No one in all honesty looks back in their life and misses an ugly woman for aesthetic purposes (you might miss her personality) but I cant parade personality around on my arm can I. Am I shallow? Definitely…is this how I always am? No, but, recently I have been in conversations with some very attractive females and I find that I miss them. Women to me are the most prized thing that I can acquire, a good woman is to be prized more than an Olympic gold. I say acquire, not because I think of women as objects (except of course when we go out, I need to know that my girl looks good on my arm) but acquire because, I want to hold on to her, to have something tangible that I can enjoy. Too often what we have is fleeting girl! I cannot compete with so many of the southern cal guys in the fact that I have no money that is no secret: what I run with is potential. Course potential does not put food in a woman’s mouth or baguettes on her wrist but it does put me in the maybe pile, but I digress. Recently I have been fiending for a good woman a woman, who has the body, the looks and the attitude. Yes attitude is important, I am sarcastic and I cant have u mad at me every time I say something. Please don’t cry too often either, because tears are my kryptonite. I cannot fight with a woman who is crying. So back to the first line, I need to stick to ugly women, they at least I can handle and at least when its all over I will not be looking back with fond memories and wonder if I’m missing her, at least with an ugly woman when I get the fever I will know its not for her.

Wake up

I was so tempted to sign my friends up for the target wake up call to shop: after all Im up when the shopping frenzy starts other peeps should be too.

You know u want the clap!

I really need to get a clapper, every year they advertise it around thanksgiving and every year I think man that will save me walking 3 feet to turn a light of, so this year I have to get it.

HAPPY TURKEY DAY

I say turkeyday since for most peeps its just a day to gorge themselves, plus I dont have that traditional attachment that other peeps might have. That was a really nice thing u did for that guy tonight Jess, kindness is always rewarded. If the FCC is so bloody concerned with keeping us safe and cleaning up our TV programming, Y cant they get rid of all the old navy ads about sweaters and the new set of Levi's ads? Once again I'm taking on all DDR challengers.

I am the KING OF DDR

Anyone who thinks differently is either a liar or actually saw my performance on the mat last night. I will take on all challengers.

ALCOHOL BANNED ON LAW SCHOOL CAMPUS

I was holding off on posting this since the official letter has not been sent out, but, I cant hold it in any longer. WHAT? How can OUR law school not have alcohol? It is what makes so many miserable functions bearable. Its the reason to go to a Dean's kegger. Its what makes certain classes better. Its what makes talking to some of those lame asses from other sections better. If they are not drunk half the peeps in this law school annoy me, and another 1/4 amuse me. Im not saying lawyers are alcoholics, but without us budweiser would be a mom and pop shop. We built this country on alcohol. DO you think some of our countries great documents were written sober? If you ever want to see how removing alcohol affects the law go look at historical accounts of Prohibition, that worked out really well for us. Yes I know I may be running into the crowd and throwing punches wildly on this one, but I am passionate about my libations!

Ah the joys of thanksgiving!

What am I thankful for? For health, strength, blah blah blah blah blah. Lets keep it real. Im thankful that I despite my best efforts I still manage to remain in law school. I am thankful that I know good peeps and most of all I am thankful for the after thanksgiving day sales. I am a poor law student so let me keep it real...If you expect a gift from me this year, I hope you like Walmart because thats my store of choice, let other rich suckers go to the mall, this country boy from Texas (and the ghettos of suburbia) will be going cheap this year. I love yall, I just cant afford yall. SO for the story du jour: the guy who went nuts in the deer stand in Wisconsin and killed 6 claims that he was shot at and responded in kind. The whole story seems weird to me...my main thing on this is that I am shocked this sort of thing has not happened before. How comes more peeps have not shot each other while hunting. I remember some of my friends from Texas who used to go drinking and hunting, if I had heard that one of them had shot someone I would never have expressed shock. Oh well maybe Im just a cynic.

Desperate Housewives!

So, I have to say that this show is pretty damn funny/interesting and one step away from destroying the family fabric. According to the peeps who do TV stats the shows audience is 40% male which is an extremely high percentage for a show of that type but the show is funny and well written and there is at least one or 2 characters on that show that most peeps know someone like. Anyway, the promo for the show last week on MNF generated massive controversy and would prolly still be talked about on ESPN if the brawl had not occured. So if you dont know; the promo featured a star from the show in a towel in the eagles locker room seducing T.O. the spot ends with her dropping the towel and jumping into T.O.'s arms. All that can be seen of her nudity is her back, not even the 3/4s of the buttocks that the FCC allows you to show. There was massive uproar that the spot was inappropriate and that kids would be harmed etc. Hogwash, no kids were harmed by that spot; kids that would have been harmed should not have been up anyway to be watching MNF and to be honest most kids would not have understood the promo anyway. The ad was no worse than the beer ads that can be seen on a regular basis with women rolling around in bras and panties fighting over the taste of beer (isnt that a worse message to send).
Now Tony Dungy (Coach of the colts) said that he found the ad to be racially offensive and taking us back to the bad days when black men were seen as sexual predators who made no committments and seduced women etc. Correction coach in the ad the WHITE woman seduced the BLACK man. I loved the ad, the radial implications of it did not hit me till u said them, and u know what I still dont see yours what I do see is an improvement, I saw something that 35 years ago when MNF debuted would never have been shown on TV, I saw a society that has evolved enough to allow a black man to be seen on TV hugging a naked white woman. I saw a funny ad and I never at any point saw it as a black man w/ a white woman thing until u dragged that out of no where and completely destroyed what was just a fun cross promotion. The name of the show is Desperate Housewives, the ladies are sex crazed hence she jumps a man in a locker room, relax and enjoy a new America. We have evolved.

My bad

Sorry my dear: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY wishes Zandra!

Early on one belated on the other

Happy Birthday Sonia, and Happy Birthday Brian.

Fans got their just deserts!

So The Palace at Auburn Hills tonight became amateur fight night and you know what? It was beautiful. I love the fact that the NBA players cold clocked some of those obnoxious fans. Anyone who tells me that the players were wrong for jumping into the stands is not thinking rationally. You play basketball for two hours in a hostile arena with adrenalin pumping and then get hit by a beer and not react? Those fans were idiots and deserve every punch they received. You do not ever throw a drink in another persons face and expect to walk away without repurcussions - I dont care if its water or beer. Hell that fan that ran onto the court near the end of the fight and tried to square with Ron Artest is lucky that he is still alive, your chubby ass looks like your 5ft,2inches facing up with a man that is paid to be an enforcer on the court and is over 6ft 8 in tall I almost wish he had put your dumb ass in a coma (thought that would have been more trouble than its worth). Seriously though it was so damn satisfying to see some of those "fans" take solid punches right to the face. If your a fan then treat the players with at least some respect, if you cant do that much sit your stupid ass at home and watch on TV.

Random Musings

- Francesca is not hot enough to ruin a room-mate friendship
- Ice cream is more addictive than crack
- Careful what u tell a girlfriend she may someday be an ex-girlfriend
- If you’re a superstar with body-guards and an entourage you an idiot for carrying a knife with you to an awards show.
- I disagree with you my friend: just jumping in, in defense of Dr. Dre will not get him off on a ‘defense of others’ defense, you cant meet a punch with a knife stab.
- Ads on TV have deteriorated into mind numbing drivel – what happened to the day when Jack in the Box guaranteed good ads
- Ok, ok Beer ads are still funny, but they need to run more spots featuring Leon
- “Just cause a ho don’t charge don’t mean she aint a ho”- If you are giving shout outs to a jail not even to an inmate but to the whole jail you are seriously wrapped up in the prison mentality.
- What’s so wrong with clubbing baby seals? Why is that the standard for cruelty and wickedness: If the adults are fair game Y not catch them while they are young? Is it so much better to let the same object of your attention take up resources only for u to club it later in life?
- If you bomb an abortion clinic and kill doctors because your an anti abortionist, you are even worse than the people you despise. It would have been better you were not born.

Happy Birthday girls...

To my young cousin (you cant drink yet but hang in there) and Maryam, the package is in the mail box (guard it with your life on the trip - praise Allah).

Ol D. B. is Dead!

Another musician taken from us at a young age. O.D.B. was famous for the great line "Me and Mariah, go back like babies with pacifiers" But dont forget classics like "Baby I got your money" Was Ol DB crazy? Clearly! But the man could make u laugh and dance and forget the dozen illegitimate children he had or the fact that he went to pick up a welfare check while riding in a limo with MTV cameras. The man had flavour and that was special. Course since he died in a record studio I expect him to join the long list of artists that have released hits after death: Biggie, Pac, Big L, Elvis, Aliyah, Roy Orbison and the great Robert Nesta Marley. Nothing like death to help a singer go platinum.

WERE TEXAS

Thats right! So it was close and we scored with only 11 seconds left but we did it and thats all that matters. BCS contenders and if you dont like us CHOKE ON THAT!

A weird night in the club

So Thurs nite bar review was a lil weird so in keeping with the weirdness of the whole thing I will transmit how the night went using song lyrics. And since Im a good lil law student I will give attribution for the lyrics to the singers. (I have no clue who the writers were.)
“And if you don’t know now you know” Biggie
“What have you done to me, I can’t eat, I cannot sleep and I’m not the same anymore” Anita Baker
“Now everybody in the club getting tipsy JKwon
“Yup that Bia is fine, damn that Bia is fine” Jackie-O
“Mija I love the way your ass looks in them Levis” Guerilla Black
“Tell your friend to get their friends and we can all be friends” Biggie (prompts a really ugly look)
“That love to get her _licked, by another chic cause I aint drunk enough to do that” Petey Pablo (clean)
“Turn me on turn me on” Kevin Lyttle
“Bend over to the front touch your toes back that ass up and down and get low” Lil jon
“Bitch shut the f- up” Camron
“Knuck if you buck” Crime mob
“The more drinks in the system the harder the fight” Ludacris
(On the phone) “You can’t deny it” Fabulous
“She's callin me on my phone Tellin me, she's feelin freaky” Play-n-Skillz (response to a question)
“Cocky is something that I just cant help” Clipse
“Your all I need to get by” Method Man
“You down with OPP? Yeh you know me!” Naughty by nature
“Baby can you stand the rain?” New Edition
(watching the cops pull a kid over) Fu@k the police NWA

URGES

I have got to fight my urges, I told a friend about some of my urges and it spurred a no comment and when that friend has nothing to say that is an amazing occurence, am I such a bad person? Just saw another anti smoking ad: I dont smoke but I dont know anyone that those ads have put off smoking. In fact those ads appear so annoying to me that if I were ever intrigued by smoking I would take a puff or 2 just because those ads hit me the wrong way. Everyone who smokes nowadays knows the danger of smoking its just a waste of funds and a break of my viewing pleasure to run these ads, put that money to good purposes like figuring out how to make the ice cream that I love fat free and still taste the same that would be a good use of funds.

Irony!

My LiveSTRONG yellow wristband broke, right through the letters S &T of strong...this is despite the fact that I cared for it and did not get it wet etc oh well...I need a new one (Hint hint wristband provider). Final bit of irony that occured this morning: as I came up the 80 steps cut into the hill to school from my place I spotted a guy smoking and drinking diet coke as he huffed his way up the steps...it was cracking me up to see how winded he appeared to be yet was determined to keep puffing, it was totally hilarious for me until I hit step 67 or so and became winded myself. Those damn steps are hellish if I didnt need to lose weight I would drive to school and yes I know its lazy to say that especially since I live 3 mins away via foot.

Hook 'em

Someone needs to tell the announcers at TBS that there are 2 halves to a football game: At 35-7 w/ OSU up the announcer prcatically declared the game over and gave it to OSU...good thing the Horns didnt listen to him. Texas ripped off 49 straight points to show the world that there is at least one team from Ok that we can beat. Cedric Benson is a monster 5TDs u cant stop the kid. My bad...I knew you were busy and stressed and yet I still called that was not good of me, sometimes we dont think about what our peeps are up to when we decide that we want to talk to them or give them gifts etc. Crazy weekend: one night at a country bar next night at a surfer bar who knows 2nite I might go to a library. Earlier today was a weird weird moment when I really really missed my ex even though she did me wrong...oh well cant always explain emotions can we?

SHE CUT IT OFF?

DEATH TO THAT SKANK HO: I dont believe in hitting women but my roomie and I agree this is a case where it can and should be done. A woman cut of over 80% of her man's penis and then refused to tell him where she put it...she is now on the run and cops believe she is heading back to El Salvador (possibly with the penis still in her possession). Here is what makes this story so much worse: she accused him of cheating so she chopped his dick, but she herself while living with this guy is legally married back in El Salvador so she herself is cheating and of the worst kind breaking the sanctity of marriage. But clip all that there is never a reason to chop a man's vital organ; let me be honest I really think that seeing someone come at that part of my anatomy might cause me to hit a woman and let me reiterate I do not believe in hitting women but how can u argue with swinging on her if she tries to chop the legend maker. Its not right if someone is cheating leave them hit them do something but dont cut the lifegiver.
NEVER HIT A WOMAN...and yeah yeah we all know...shake her!

BUSH is Back!

But only in government...(You know what I'm talking about we spoke about this). So I must say I enjoy watching American politics, I know the ads get nasty and I know it divides friends and then after all that peeps tend to not know who their president is for hours but damn its funny as an observer to see. Just finished watching CNN and they are already projecting front runners for 2008 supposedly oddsmakers currently have Hilary at 5-1 and Giuliani is 7-1, McCain is also supposedly a strong canidate as well as Obama and John Edwards, but the shocker is that one of the strongest canidates is a man who cannot even run ARNOLD Schwarzenegger hope I spelt that name right. Will there be a constitutional ammendment soon or at least a push for one? What happened to the youth vote what happened to 20 million strong and VOTE OR DIE: there was so much hype and so little result: The republican strategery was correct go after the old they at least care to vote; some peeps even voted on their death beds.

Even the keyboardist from the Roots knows that I'm Rick James Beeyotch! Wonder who snuck into the pic at the last minute?
pic by soulman

GET EXAM SOFT

just a friendly reminder to USD law students.

An apology for 2nite!

To all my fellow students and those who went to the party I am sorry that the crap happened tonight: It was obviously not something I could control but since my group was in charge I will take as much heat as anyone wants to give me. We will make it up to yall. That kid Mike J if its legit better in my opinion quit our law school ASAP; his actions and the actions of his friends cost almost 700 students a night of fun and cost the SBA a potential outlay of almost $20,000 at present, thankfully some of that money should come back in to us but when how etc? Kid, who goes to a bar and throws cups at the bartender are u retarded or just plain stupid? Damn its 4.30am and I am still mad. This is what makes me know God watches over me; if I had found that kid while I was roaming through the crowd looking for him with a golf club I dont think I would be allowed to type on my laptop in jail. Lets be honest no one there would have been able to talk sense into any of us that had caught that kid immediately. Seriously kid after the honor ct is done with you and the school attaches their comments to the bars professional responsibility questions what are you going to do you would have wasted 3 years of law school just to hear "Your an ass and cant join our profession" Once again to my law school peeps I apologise and hope to take care of you ASAP.

- One night of looking like a superstar plus a round of drinking and clearing an event of 600 disgruntled patients equals a $20,000 headache

R Kelly did it Y not me?

So I got in trouble with the ladies because my origianl costume idea was to go as R Kelly: I had planned to carry a lil doll with me to entice the younguns and a squirt bottle so that every time I saw a girl I could squirt yellow fluid on her but for some reason people thought that, that might be offensive. Whats wrong with dripping all over someone...we are all adults...its just a joke!

VOTE OR DIE BEEYOTCH

So just another night that I am going to bed confused about women: I spoke to different peeps about different things at different times and all I got from 3 different conversations was confusion. From 1 who should know better I got lectured; from one who knew I was too tired for jokes I got played with; and from 1 who knew I didn't want a serious conversation I got a long meaningful discussion. So anyway vote or die? This is an amazing election just based on the mobilization of the youth vote; its something wonderful to see though all the slogans have me scratching my head: VOTE OR DIE? A lil harsh I think but it seems to be effective...Anyway since I cant vote (felons should be able to vote by the way they have seen the world at its worst in prison - they prolly have a good idea on social infrastructure) I will plug something we can all vote on: The most risque (skankiest ho) outfit for halloween. I will be taking suggestions from yall tomorrow night as to who we should pick out for the finalists.
-----Halloween shopping is tough: My outfit requires that I shop for the clothing in the womens section and damn women have small shoulders and narrow hips makes it so hard to find a good selection.

Hey sometimes power is good...

We have added another category to the halloween party list; there will now be a prize for the most Risque costume...most of yall are smart enough to know what this category essentially boils down to...

Halloween great tradition...

Halloween is fast becoming one of my favorite times of the year: now I did not celebrate it back in the day growing up on the isle. But I must admit hearing all the plans that peeps are throwing down; this years halloween is going to be mad fun. Now my brothers and sisters we should band together and demand that the SBA (and yes I know Im VP) create a skankiest costume award. It could be softened by calling it the most risque or whatever but seriously how can the law school give away 4 categories of prizes and not have one for the skimpiness of a costume? After all isnt that what law school halloween is all about, ladies going as bare as they dare and the gentlemen trying to trip peeps out by being as original as possible? Well I guess its time that the Calijamaican takes a stand: I think I will have to bust out the schools credit card and go shopping for a prize for the outfit that I think is most deserving of our/my approval. I dont normally ask for comments but what do u my people think should we award the "most risque"?
"That isnt in the play book, but it should be!" By the way phones work 2 ways...
I should prolly check this post for errors since Im going on 48 hours w/o sleep but ha whats the point I cant spell on a full night of sleep. Oh and no one tell the treasurer that I took the credit card.

Mine doesnt do that!

From Cnet news.com A developer in Tokyo has created an add-on for Vodafone handsets that's meant to be used as a night filter to let people take pictures with their phones in the dark.
- Unfortunately, the night vision camera has an unexpected side effect, according to Japanese developer Yamada Denshi...As well as taking snaps in the dark, the Yamada Denshi infrared filter apparently sees through people's clothes.
- The problem arises because the filter uses the distribution of heat to create its pictures. When attached to a high-end camera, the filter can see though certain kinds of clothing and is reportedly particularly effective on dark bikinis.
The handset most often used with the filter--the V602-SH--is only available in Japan. Seriously the leon budweiser ads have got to be some of the funniest ads out right now. And in the chicken fight I have my money on SPICY tendercrisp

The W's

Women, Wonderment, Waste, Wow, Wacky, Wierd, Westside, Word? Weak? Willing? Why?

Ding Dong the witch is dead...

So boston finally played David and slayed Goliath...bout damn time. Still rooting for H-town to win it all though but damn as a certified hater of the Yanks I'm just happy to not see them in the World Series. So I'm doing my usual insomniac trip through the TV channels and right now Im watching BET uncut...best directed videos I have ever seen in my life hahah nothing like soft core in my videos. I think for half of them the choreographer said to the young ladies just act as skanky as u can. And the lyrics are awesome..."Is that your man forget it...Im standing by the bar parrot toed bow-legged so he gone come get it" - lyrical.
I thought I sounded sarcastic when giving warnings in SBA meetings but, the announcer that says the following program is for mature audiences snickers before she says "and contains material that some viewers might find offensive" Practically sounds like, if your going to be offended by these videos go to sleep. Lesson to the general public: songs with the words "ass" "tits" or a deleted word (&*$@) in the title are typically not classic songs that you will sing years from now to your children...Splash waterfalls baby...You got that bomb ass pu@#$

I hate the Yanks?

Yes its true I hate the yanks. This is a rough series for me, because I'm not that big a fan of the Sox either but I really hate the yanks. Now I know this post season it has become fashionable to jump on the anti yankees band wagon, but my hatred of the yanks is not a fly by night loathing its a deep seated I hate you cause you had David Justice and u beat the Braves in the world series hatred. But now I'm seeing all these faux red sox supporters and all these I hate the yanks attitude from peeps that dont even like baseball. Come on son keep it real. When I ask you why you hate the yanks your response should not be "Just cause" or " I hate carrots" (Chapelle reference) Have a reason and dont quote Ben Affleck. (Dont get me wrong I think the yanks are good for baseball, we all need a team to root against a team to challenge a team that forces other teams to play better.) The team I would love to see win it all right now since my team is out is the Astros. Yes I want to see Boston beat the yanks but after that I would love to see the sox swept. They need that curse to fulfill their fans lives, if Boston wins what else would they have bitter people need bitter pills to swallow and a world series loss is a very big pill...Oh and that new key chain that you can use to turn of any TV, your an asshole if you walk around turning of people's televisions especially at this time of the year, I dont care if the inventor has not owned a TV since 1980 thats his choice to stay out of touch with the world let the rest of us have our fun.

Cant hide in plain sight...

"How can I possibly, be inconspicuous
When my flow is just so ridiculous?
That's rite an accent, see Im from the south
Where some of the most beautiful things come out my mouth
And Im on stage just as soon as I come out the house
So I might as well give them somethin' to talk about
Cee-Lo: 'I'll be around'"
To all my peeps if you wanna stay secretive and not bring your conflicts into the public front, bar review is not the spot for you to be. Alcohol + smoking + loud music = confessions that u regret the next day. Must say I love watching the various hookups and lovers quarrels that occur at bar review. Keeping it stone cold...though as my guidance counsellor said long ago should something arise while dancing pull her in close so that she knows whats there between you supposedly women love that?...ah yes I miss high school.

Happy Birthday girls...

Happy birthdays Tiffany and Jeniffer

WOMEN SHOULD DRINK MORE!

Yes I know it looks bad but I'm only saying that they should because I'm concerned about their health...Moderate drinking in older adult women has
positive influence on memory, University of Texas at Austin
nursing researcher says in new study
September 29, 2004
AUSTIN, Texas—Moderate alcohol consumption among older adult women—two or fewer drinks a day—can benefit memory, according to recent findings by a University of Texas at Austin nursing researcher...“Moderate drinkers reported less depression, had higher self-reported health, performed better on instrumental everyday tasks, had stronger memory self-efficacy and improved memory performance,” said McDougall...Women who moderately drank alcohol also performed better on attention, concentration, psychomotor skills, verbal-associative capacities and oral fluency.
Those who drank were more likely to be married than non-drinkers, while the non-drinkers were more likely to be widowed.
The average education of non-drinkers was 13 years compared with 15 years for drinkers.
- Kinnda strange that the non drinkers were more likely to be widowed. Could it be that they didnt drink enough to mellow out so they nagged their men to death? Whatever the case is: to all those women who throughout the years thought I was just trying to get you drunk no baby gurrl I was just trying to keep you healthy.

Can this be right? Say it aint so...

So I just saw a news clip and I had to research it myself online. This study that I will cut and paste in later, flys against all the social studies that I have observed throughout my years of visiting bars and going to parties. Drinkers of the world can this be right? Am I just a sexist and unable to handle a study that I as a male thought would never be released: Here is text from BBC's article "Women 'better at holding drink' - Women are 'more relaxed' after drinking than men
Some men may not want to hear this - but scientists have found women are better at holding their drink.
Kentucky University researchers found men's loss of inhibition was three times greater than women's with the same blood alcohol levels." Though I do like the end of the article: "A spokeswoman for Alcohol Concern told BBC News Online: "We need to see more evidence to back these conclusions up."" Like tough crowd w/ Colin Quin showed when discussing this a great example to counter the above argument is popping in a girls gone wild tape...Doesnt seem like they are holding their drink that well now huh...

What were u thinking when u came to class like that?
pic by soulman

Superman dies/Child fondler freed

Wierd day, Christopher Reeves aka Superman died last night. Yes I know its ironic that superman died fairly young (52) and yes I know its ironic that superman could not walk anymore. But, beyond the irony I always thought that it was one of the more depressing things to see, a man who as a child I thought was indestructible and was the epitomy of power and strength, hobbled by a fall from a horse. So many peeps fall from horses and pop right back up but in an ironic twist of faith the man who so many wanted to be like became a man who so many pitied. R.I.P Mr. Reeves you will be missed. (on a side note Reeves was a part of a hilarious comedy movie back in the day sorry i do not know the name but in the movie the spouses wanted to rid themselves of each other through rather hilarious means - find it, watch it, u will like it). Mary K. Letourneau is a free woman today how is it that this woman is receiving sympathy and is on Larry King? I believe in prison rehabilitation etc but rehabilitation does not mean that you instantly come out a saint. She had sex with her 12 year old student had a baby by him when he was 13 this is a filthy woman. She was given a 2nd chance by the judge and went back to the boy this is while she already had 4 older children by another man. How could u do such a thing? She had 2 kids by a 13 year old! Now lets be real there is often sadly a bias against women in this world (and thats sad - we are all equal jokes aside) but if a man had pulled this stunt the world would have called for his head. Think about it a male teacher having sex with a 13 yr old student and getting her pregnant 2xs, hell in some states he might be castrated.

Can U of Co do anything right?

Seriously can the U of Colorado do anything right? Now there is a report that the pledge that was passed out and died had racial and other slurs marked all over him. The frat tied their pledges up and left them in the woods after forcing them to drink large amounts of whiskey and wine. When the 18 yr old was tested in the morning he had a BAC 4 times the limit for driving (an 18yr old). I am a big proponent of tradition in fact I think mild hazing is good, but, forcing young kids to drink tonnes of alcohol and tying them up and placing them in the woods in COLORADO is plain dumb! Something is wrong with that university from football all the way down.

TEXAS V ou week!

This is our week baybee this is the week that Tx returns to national prominence. National media my friends everyone is rooting again Tx but we all know that this is the year of the HORNS. I miss hearing these sweet cheers:
(YELL)
"Yea Orange! Yea White!
Yea Longhorns! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Texas Fight! Texas Fight,
Yea Texas Fight!"
SCREAM IT YALL: "Give 'em hell, Give 'em hell, OU Sucks!"
At the end of the game all the longhorns for the 1st time in years will be able to rise and sing with victorious pride:
The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live long day.
The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
You can not get away.
Do not think you can escape them
At night or early in the morn-
The Eyes of Texas are upon you
'Till Gabriel blows his horn.

Oh and if Tx beats OU I will root my heart out for Cal, but if the heavens cave and we lose its F U CAL

Cell phones need upgrades...

I cant be the only one that this happens to. You save a number and sometimes along with the name at a party or event and then later in the week or sometimes 3 months later u see the person and cant say hi because even though u have their name and number in your phone U have no clue what their name is and u cant call them cause U cant find them. Cell phones should have an option that shows you the last numbers saved and the exact times when they were saved. So If you see a number saved on say Friday 1Am you know what occured when that was added etc. Phones should also have an option to split numbers in your phone book into a guy list and a girl list, it would save so much time when scrolling through looking for someone to call during certain moments of life.

Support cancer research

Just saw an ad that said that top designers will be selling their shoes half off on QVC tomorrow (Wednesday) and sending their proceeds to cancer research. So if u need designer shoes etc it would be great if you could order them from QVC. Sorry I cant tell u what channel QVC is though but Im sure your cable guide will list it.

Finally alot of peeps have been ?tioning the fact that people wear yellow wrist bands and that in many it just seems like a fashion statement. Well as someone who wears the band in honor of a loved one let me say, I'm fine with peeps wearing the yellow band even if its just for fashion, hopefully their wearing it will push the need for funding and support in themselves and others for cancer research.

UN Tennis tournament

So a Jamaican, 2 Iranians and a Chinese man were playing tennis...it sounds like the start of a joke but its legit it really happened. I would love to play tennis against anyone thats willing to play. 'K' i'm calling you out stop ducking and lets play. Saw today that one of my favourite Kanye West Songs has a video out, "work out plan" really funny video w/ Anna Nicole Smith and Dianna Ross' daughter not sure if I like the F. Bentley remix portion that has been added but otherwise its a great track check it out if u can whenever MTV plays music. Can anyone help me in tax? admin law? corps? and IP? Seriously 2nd year law school seems like a foreign country and its one that I definitely dont speak the language for.

Drugs for all

Has anyone noticed that there is a drug for everything now? Hypo: Do U wake up in the morning...yes! Do you find that you dread going to school at least 2xs a week...yes Do you find that you get bored in TAX class...Yes Do you find that when you get home you dont want to do anythig but watch tv...yes. Then you might be suffering from a disease we just made up and got approved by the FDA: L.B.S. (lazy bastard syndrome)Ask your doctor about...and the new drug hits the market. The funniest parts of the new ads have got to be the endings with the warnings. If you have an erection for more than 4 hours consult your doctor? If you have an erection for more than 4 hours and need to be told to go seek a doctor, U R TOO DUMB TO BE HAVING SEX quit now, we cant take the chance of you reproducing.

Is your kid stoned?

11 MILLION American kids are on drugs; and no they are not on the old school drugs like weed and glue or higlighter pens, no they are on the new drug of choice prozac. How can 11 million kids need prozac, this number does not include the kids that are strung out on Ritalin. What happened to the war on drugs...all the money that is gone into fighting the spread of weed probably should be spent on counseling parents to get their damn kids of the new crack. Now I know some kids will need prozac but not 11 million. By the way to give you an idea of how significant that number is here are some US census figures: 53.3 million children ages 5 to 17 as of July 1, 2003 (see I can do research). So basically 1 in 5 kids are on prozac. Now kids will continue to smoke weed; does anyone know what weed + prozac will do to these lil shorties coming up? I have never been a smoker but lets face it most of my friends are and Im fine with that in fact I love that, I think some of the best peeps on earth are weed smokers and some of the most mellow. Yet those are the same peeps that big governemnt will attack while helping to push crap like prozac down the throats of kids and adults. I would rather see more peeps on weed than on prozac, at least I know the weed is herbal and natural and no one ever has OD on it. Heck if I was hostess cupcakes I would make the cupcake paper out of blunt paper and just corner the market.

Too bloody early!

OK SO Im cool with yalls drunk asses calling me late at night, for me 2am is not that late at night, but what I cant stand is when u decide to call me back early in the morning to apologise. DAMN IT if u messed up late at night DONT make it worse by robbing me of any chance of sleep by calling multiple times in the morning to apologise. Please please please dont make me tell u where to put that phone and how to answer it. Man I need sober friends...then again R they any fun? Sober friends are great to have (gotta add that b4 I get attacked again...)